Disclaimer: I don't own anything except Skully & Damien! Don't Sue!
Quick Author's Note: In the preview, Skully and Damien looked different, I know! The reason for that is because the show demanded they both get make-overs. In the process of a new look & spa treatment, Skully bit off 2 thumbs, gave 5 black-eyes, and broke someone's ribs. Damien just watched and laughed.
Skully is shown standing on the dock, annoyed.
"Soooo… we have picked 24 campers to compete in this totally lame- I mean- exciting and dramatic season of Total Drama!" she said, not even looking ahead at the camera, but instead at her nails.
Damien runs to next to Skully exhausted and out of breath, his burnt sienna tie swinging back and forth. "So…*pant**pant*….. Stay tuned to see the first twelve arrive….*pant *….. Here on Total… Drama…. Islanders!" Damien barely said before he fainted.
"I should've told him that we were supposed to meet here…. oh, well." the criminal spoke out loud to herself, finally glancing up to see her partner sprawled out on the Dock O' Shame.
Cue Theme Song
Skully, Damien, and Chef are standing side by side, looking for the first boats to arrive. Well, Chef was looking. Skully and Damien were too busy scoffing at each other to notice the first boat arrive with a boy. Once he stepped of the boat, the two hosts looked at the boy in front of them. He was wearing a black T-shirt saying "I Shall Conquer!" with denim pants and bright red shoes.
"Hello, fellow adult and… um… hosts?" he said, coming up to the trio, taking notice to the young teens. "Hi, Gaston. Just stand over there while the other victims arrive!" Damien screamed, obviously annoyed.
Gaston walked to the place Damien pointed to, wondering what he meant when he said "victims".
Damien calmed down by the time the next boat arrived with a girl on it this time. From a far distance you can obviously tell she was a dirty blonde. As she walked of the boat, Gaston made a mental note of how she appeared. Wearing ripped jean shorts, a black tank top covered by a red sweatshirt, but a red and blue tie still visible, all completed by blue converse that went up to her knees, she walked unknowing of Chef in her way. It looked as if she were sleepwalking, though she was just reading War & Peace (I heard about it today, so I figured I should use it). Hatchet caught her as she ran into him.
"Holly, do you really think it's such a good idea to read AND walk with so much water surrounding you?" Skully asked, a smirk planted on her face.
Chef Hatchet turned the book-worm towards Gaston –who was looking quite bored- and pushed her forward. Holly then sat down on the other end of the dock, not even paying attention to Gaston.
"Hi." she plainly said without looking up from her book.
After Holly, another boat came with another girl. As the contestant walked onto the dock and towards the hosts, she swayed her head, side to side, her short and spiky brown hair not moving. She pasted by Chef and Damien-who was muttering "freak"- and walked in front of Skully.
"Variety, am I right?" Skully said, not creeped out by the girl, but instead, amazed by her.
"Yep! That's me! Do you wanna know what my voices are saying?" Variety said, stopping her head from bobbing.
Skully blinked, and then looked at Variety from head to toe. A plain white tank top and camouflage khaki pants with a brown bandana tied around her wrist. Looks sane enough to her.
"Maybe later, but stand next to the other contestants, not VICTIMS." Skully slowly said, emphasizing the last word while glaring at Damien.
A new boat pulls up with a guy for a change. He walks past the hosts and straight to the contestants.
"Did we choose any NORMAL people, Sully?" Damien asked, looking back at the four contestants that arrived.
Skully raged out randomly and picked up Damien by his collar.
"Skully. My name is Skully, not Sully. If you DARE call me that again, I'll rip off your mouth, and shove it where the sun don't shine." Skully managed to get out through her snarling mouth.
Skully took a look at the contestant that pasted them one or two threats ago: Eyrik. He wore a purple or blue overcoat with a hood that's open, a red t-shirt, some black jeans and a blue belt that's fastened, but loose and hanging down. He also wore blue and black shoes and a gold necklace with a silver cross at the end. She then tossed her partner into the water as the next boat arrived.
The girl who stepped off was gorgeous. To anyone other than the people on the dock and in the water. She wore a pink off the shoulder top, pink sandals, and knee length white skirt.
"Looks like the cheerleading queen is here. People, meet Tonia." Skully said, rolling her eyes.
Tonia took one look at Skully, then Damien –who managed to swim up to the surface of the water- and then Skully again. She just scoffed, muttered something almost inaudible about bullies, and walked to Variety, who was standing on her head. She sat down which made the order left to right: Gaston, Variety, Tonia, Eyrik, and Holly.
Damien managed to get up onto the dock, no thanks to Chef or Skully–who in fact were high-fiving each other- before the next boat arrived. He was grumbling to himself drying off with a towel an intern handed him as the next boat arrived with a guy on board. This person was drop-dead handsome. He was wearing jeans, a white t-shirt, a light blue button down -unbuttoned- with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows and worn out sneakers. Tonia took a look at him, and her mouth dropped open along with the other contestants. The only one whose mouth wasn't open was Skully. Damien snapped out of the trance and welcomed the handsome young man.
"Hey, James. What's up?" Damien said, grabbing James hand before the guy could put it out. He shook it hard.
"Fine, thanks. Can you let go of my arm now?" James said, in between shakes.
"Oops! Sorry." Damien apologized.
"Damien, is there any chance you could be gay?" Skully said, laughing on the inside, knowing that she was the one who chose the contestants, and had to read each profile, specifically James.
James blushed as Damien started rambling on and on about how mean and insulting her words were. James walked to the rest of the contestants, and of which none of them had closed their mouths. James went from person to person; closing their mouth, then took a seat next to Eyrik.
Chef sometime finally spoke up.
"I think I should check-up with the counselors. Make sure they haven't broken anything." Chef Hatchet stated, walking onto land and into a trailer.
At the time the next boat came was when Damien tried to make a joke about Skully's choice of clothing. A black off the shoulder top, a dark green vest covering it, black skinny jeans, and green checkered slip on shoes.
"Call the fashion police! They need to make an arrest to the girl standing next to me!" he said laughing by himself.
"I'd like to see a guy wearing a black cardigan with a burnt sienna tie and black dress pants and black leather shoes try to beat her at arm wrestling. P.S- Your brown hair VERY original." she replied without any emotion.
"Well, at least I'm not a circus clown with a long bob always changing colors. And black with green streaks today? Please, it sounds as if you were a female Duncan!" Damien screamed, as if he was a little brat.
Let's just say Damien got yelled at with some "unfriendly words" and was thrown into the water once again.
The girl who stepped off the old beaten boat could easily be identified as a Goth. She wore a black long sleeved shirt with a wide U neckline that dips down into her cleavage, a black silk buckle corset with an intricate and fancy white vine style on it, red tattered shorts that ends mid-thigh, black and red striped stockings that go up a few inches past her knees, and black army boots completing the look.
Damien rolled his eyes from the water as she walked toward the other contestants.
"Be careful, your eyes could stay like that. Not that I wouldn't mind that." the Goth girl spoke.
Skully cracked up as she announced the name of the contestant.
"Meet *giggles* Angela!" she announces, as Angela walks over to where the other campers were sitting and standing.
Because Skully threw Damien farther into the water, he wasn't on the dock for the next arrival of the boat. The boy who walked off the boat and onto the dock was wearing neon yellow long-sleeved shirt under black tee, normal jeans, and black trainers. He tried to walk past Skully, who was still giggling, but she stopped with her laughter and held out her arm in front of him.
"Nathan, dude! You promised me a cookie in your audition tape if I chose you. Cough it up." Skully said, for once seriously. She held out her hand, waiting for the chocolaty sweet.
Nathan sighed and took out a cookie from his back pocket. He waved it over Skully, but she nabbed it out his hand, stuffing the sweet into her mouth. Nathan walked over to the other contestants, greeted them, then sat down.
When Damien finally got onto the dock, he was soaking wet from head to toe.
"That's IT! That's the first part of the *BLEEP*ing first episode! HOPEFULLY, Skully will be replaced by then (Me: Yeah, right!)! Stay tuned for more freakin' action and drama on Total; Drama; Islanders!" Damien announced, outraged and dripping water.
The camera zooms out to Damien screaming "GET ME DRY CLOTHES AND A TOWEL NOW!".
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