Disclaimer: I don't anything except the two unknown interns! If I DID own Total Drama, I would be the happiest girl alive…

Quick Author's Note: Thanks to everyone who reviewed and answered the poll! After this chapter, PM me on who you think is a good match-up for your character. But please, have some options for me! Just to let you guys know, Variety and Patrick don't want to be paired up. I don't think Skully and Damien will ever be friends after this chapter. Oh, and Bunny says hi!

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Damien and Chef were looking for the next boat while everyone else was chatting amongst themselves. They had separated on their own into random groups. Since Skully had nothing better to do, she joined them. Piper, Angela, Eyrik, and Patrick were in a group.

"So, do you ever talk?" Piper asked Eyrik, after 20 minutes of pure silence from him.

There was no response.

"Is it ever annoying to have people just stare at you, wondering what you're thinking?" she questioned next.

Once again, there was no response.

"Does it…" Piper was about to ask, but Angela interrupted.

"Piper, I don't think he is going to talk." Angela reasoned.

"If he doesn't want to talk, he isn't going to." Patrick tried to help.

Eyrik just stared at the other groups, one being Skully, Nathan, Holly, and Jonathan.

"Why do you hate being called your real name?" Jonathan tried to make a conversation.

"I don't. I just pretend to hate it to give me a reason to kill Damien." Skully answered, clearly bored. "Holly, what book are you reading now?"

"Witch and Wizard." Holly said, not even looking up from the book.

"I heard it was a good book." Jonathan said.

"It is."

"Why is everyone asking questions?" Nathan realized.

Holly glanced up from her book and looked at the comedian.

"Why are you asking them?" Holly said back.

Skully laid on her back once again and spotted another group made by Vanessa, Tonia, Variety, James, and Eddy.

"So…why did you sign up?" James asked Variety.

"My uncle Ricky needed to get away from me." Variety said, as if it was no big deal.

"Oh…" James answered. "I signed up because my family really needs the money, you know."

"Well, I'm bored." Eddy heard someone say from the group made by Gaston, Shane, Kylie, and Thunder.

"Ditto." Thunder answered.

"Make it three." Kylie agreed.

"You all won't be so bored when I CONQUER THE WORLD!" Gaston screamed randomly.

Everyone on the dock stared at Gaston, even Damien and Chef looked back, creeped out by the sudden outburst. But a loud honking snapped everyone into their original positions.


A pomegranate-redheaded girl wearing a black t-shirt with the Star Trek logo on the front in metallic

gold, blue denim skinny jeans, black converse, rainbow suspenders, and friendship bracelets up and down her arm stepped off.

"I'm taking a random guess here, but you must be Catarina." Skully said, releasing a small smirk at the girl.

"Yippee from you." Cat unenthusiastically said, walking past the two bored hosts and sitting down next to Shane.

"Great…" Damien said, trying to have a smile on his face as he said this, but failed.


The next boat came to the dock with a boy wearing a deception shirt with torn jeans and sneakers.

"Welcome to Wawanakwa, Leo!" Skully said sarcastically.

"Fire and Darkness…" Leo mumbled as he pasted Skully, who raised her eye-brow once she heard this.

"Earth and Light…" as he pasted Damien, who was looking at his pedicured hands.

"Water and Sky…" he said as he sat down next to Tonia.


"Weird. Right, Skully?" Damien commented after Leo was settled.

Randomly, Skully pushed Damien into the water.

"What was THAT for?" Damien asked, surprised.

"I just don't like you." Skully plainly stated, with the small smirk on her face growing wider.

"Chef! Don't you have anything to say about her?" Damien whined, swimming towards the dock.

"Grow up, you two! You're both acting like brats! Damien spoiled, and Skully… Skully!" Chef barked.

"Yay! I'm unique!" Skully cheered as if she was five, mocking Chef's simile.

"You little…" Chef started but was cut off by the sound of another boat-honking.


"I'm beginning to like these interrupting boats…" Skully pondered.

The next female contestant walked off the boat wearing an orange shirt with a "fall tree" over a black sweater, baggy blue jeans, and white Puma shoes, with a ski cap to top it off.

"Females and guys, Zoe!" Skully said, with a smile- not a smirk- on her face.

Once Damien got onto the dock, Zoe had already walked to the other contestants and sat by Piper.

"Skully, are you lesbo?" Damien said, still coughing up water, but somehow smirking.


As she did before, Skully swung herself at Damien, but was held back by the same people, plus Leo and minus Mr. Coconut.

"Let me rip that smirk off your smug, dirty face, you little #%$*% $%! %&#$*!" Skully screamed, swinging her arms out as far as she could.

"Did I miss something?" a new male camper asked once he saw the scene that was happening.

"Warren! Help us!" Chef asked, struggling to hold the ex-con back from the other smiling host.

The guy who wore a cowboy hat, a brown vest over a blue shirt, and blue jeans ran up to help the people pull back Skully, as did the next 3 contestants, who were introduced by Chef screaming at them.


There was Aelita, a girl brunette who wore a dark purple t-shirt with a silver Chinese dragon on it and jeans totally trashed with markers and holes. As soon as she saw the fight, she went over to help, though it didn't really help.


And there was Hunter, a guy who was wearing an olive green light weight army style jacket over a black Wife-Beater t-shirt, baggy camouflage style chain pants, & leather ACG boots. There were two ring piercings at the top of his left ear and a skull stud in his earlobe. He also wore a shark tooth necklace. Chef had to throw something at him to get him to help.


The last girl was Brooke, who waked off the boat wearing skinny jeans, a white shirt, and black converses. Like Aelita, once she saw the brawl, she ran to help.


"Pull!" Brooke yelled, for the crowd was still not strong enough for Skully.

"I'm done." Skully announced, and for some unknown reason, she dropped to the floor and started crying after she finished talking.

"What happened?" asked the last camper, who wore a black shirt, a dark green jacket over the shirt, a white belt that wraps around his waist, blue jeans, white sneakers, a man's sword, and a girl's sword.

"Damien did it." Shane announced and everyone glared at the host.

"What? How was I supposed to know she would start bawling?" Damien said to the crowd.

"After 3 seasons of working with her, you NEVER knew she breaks down from too much anger?" Chef asked.

"Well…" Damien started.

"Damien, go to your cabin." Chef firmly said.

"But-"

"Damien, GO TO YOUR CABIN!" Chef barked at him.

Damien walked away grumbling to himself.


"Skully, get up and do your job." Chef instructed.

Skully stood up and finally spoke.

"Meet *sniffles* Edward." she sadly said, looking at the floor.

"Counselors?" Chef asked.

"Counselors." Skully nodded.

"CRAZY GIRL! GEEKY! GET OUT HERE!" Chef yelled, which triggered Skully to start crying about.

Izzy and Cody –who was carrying Mr. Coconut- walked out from a trailer and onto the dock.


"What happened to Skully?" Cody asked.

"She broke down…again…" Chef said, looking at the now purple haired teen, who was still sniffling.

"Kylie, Shane, Tonia, Patrick, Angela, Leo, Catarina, Edward, Zoe, Eddy, Brooke, and Hunter on my left. The rest of you on my right. That means Gaston -"I will CONQUER!"-, Piper, James, Vanessa, Nathan, Thunder, Warren, Holly, Eyrik, Variety, Jonathan, and Aelita." Skully spoke.

"Those of you on my left are being counseled by Mr. Coconut, and are going to be called the Coconuts." Skully announced.

"We have to be leaded by a stupid coconut?" Kylie spoke out, horrified.

"No, you have to be leaded by a stupid nerd…" Skully said, pointing at Cody.

"Hi ya."

"Ugh…" Kylie grunted.

"That means that our counselor is Ms. Crazy other there?" Holly asked.

"Correct. You guys will be called the Pyros!" Skully answered, apparently cheering up.

"Since most of you watched Total Drama Island, you would know the infamous cabins. The Coconuts on the left, The Pyros on the right. But first, a surprise elimination for The Coconuts because of Kylie's whining!" Skully said.

Gasps were heard and glares were showed.

"BUT, Kylie has invincibility!"

"Next time, on Total…Drama…Islanders!" Chef said.


You heard Chef! If you were just put on The Coconuts, elimination time! Vote on my profile for who YOU want gone! Remember to PM on who you want to be paired with and to review!