Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my OC's, Skully and Damien, ok?
Quick Author's Note: I have three couples picked out, a love triangle under-construction, and three people that don't want to be paired up. I have to give thanks to all of you who have been helping me out, like SnowSword and XxXAlways-a-DreamerXxX. In other news, Bunny says nice work!
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"Last time, on Total Drama Islanders!" Damien starts, while strolling on the campground.
"The campers were introduced to the wonderful camp they are calling home for the next few weeks. The teams were also divided, and the Coconuts had their first double elimination due to a certain girl whining! In the end, the team said good-bye to Brooke and Zoe. What challenges will they face next? Will drama break out? And will I ever get a raise?" Damien continued.
"You probably won't. Anyways, find out next time on…" Skully cut in.
"Total, Drama, Islanders!" Damien announced.
Cue Theme Song- Thanks SnowSword for making it!
Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine.
(Shows Eddy trying to con Warren)
You guys are on my mind
(Shows Zoe accidentally bumping a bookcase into Patrick and Angela)
You asked me what I wanted to be
(Shows Kylie making a snide comment about Catarina and a fight breaks out)
Now I think the answer is plain to see
(Shows Leo playing guitar while Thunder and Brooke listen)
I wanna be famous
(Shows Eyrik rocking as an alligator goes by)
I wanna live close to the sun
(Shows Piper doing soccer tricks)
Well, pack your bags cause I've already won
(Shows Vanessa flirting with Shane and Nathan)
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
(Shows James screaming and driving)
I'll get there one day
(Shows Damien falling off a cliff into shark-infested waters while the campers watch and Skully video tapes it)
Cause I wanna be famous
(Shows Jonathan on the sand, watching Damien fall in the background)
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
(Shows Holly reading when Gaston sneaks up on her screaming "I Will Conquer!" Holly throws him in the lake)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
(Shows Variety burning a canoe and Tonia backing away slowly)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
(Shows Edward and Hunter sword fighting)
*whistles*
(Shows everyone around the campfire laughing while Aelita draws it)
The campers were sleeping peacefully, almost looking decent. But this was about to change when Damien came out with a bullhorn and a megaphone.
With a smirk on his face, he triggered the bullhorn.
"Ah!" screamed Vanessa, after she hit her head on the ceiling, being in a top bunk.
"Campers, meet me at the mess hall in 5 minutes, STAT!" Damien said into the megaphone, and afterwards, he walked away laughing.
"5 minutes! That's not enough time to shower, get dressed, and apply make-up!" Kylie said, rushing to the bathroom.
"Suck it up, drama queen." Cat said, rolling her eyes from behind the hair-stylist.
"I'm with Catarina on that." Holly agreed, catching up with the redhead.
"Ugh…" Kylie scoffed, rushing faster.
Once everyone had freshened up and had gotten down to the mess hall, they all saw what was supposedly to their food for the next 3 months.
"How are we supposed eat this glop?" Warren asked after he had gotten the nasty sludge, and seconds later, a knife was thrown into the wood wall behind him, taking his cowboy hat with it.
"It's cool, dude! Brown slop is cool!" Warren quickly said, before the glaring chef threw another knife. (Reference to TDI, Geoff)
Before anymore talking could be done, Damien came into the mess hall with 11 scrolls.
"Um, Damien, where's Skully?" Aelita asked.
"Had you not noticed she was behind the camera?" Damien asked, raising his eyebrow.
Everyone turned around to look at the camera person, and so it was Skully.
"Hi guys!" Skully's voice said, and a hand went into view and was waving.
"The producers "*cough* Chef *cough*" put Skully as the head camera girl, to avoid any more injures. Now I'm the only host and Skully and Chef are my assistants!" Damien explained, as groans and cheers were mixed together.
"Hey! It's more fun than posing for the camera like Mr. Preppy over there is doing." Skully once again said from behind the camera.
Chef looked up from chopping what looked to be tentacles and nodded in agreement with Skully.
"Offensive!" Damien said, acting like he was hurt.
"Just get on with the challenges, Rogers." the camera girl says.
"I'm getting to that, Masterson! You guys are going to go into a deadly maze that we have rigged with explosives, bears, booby traps, and maybe even death!" Damien said, showing off the side of him that was like Chris.
Gasps were heard after he finished and a glob of goop was thrown at the teen host.
"Ok, ok, fine! No need to get your panties in a bunch, Skully! The producers also made another change for what I had in mind. Instead of death, they said for me to put in piranhas. No fun, might I add." Damien reassured the contestants.
"You will be partnered with another person on your team. Don't worry about whom to choose, we chose for you." Damien continued on.
"Follow me, soldiers!" Chef said with seriousness in his voice, coming out from behind the counter.
The maze they arrived at looked old and broken, probably since it was.
"Welcome to: The Kraken Maze!" Damien announced, thunder crackling in the background when he said the name.
A banshee scream was let out from the maze, frightening the contestants, Chef, and even Damien.
"Stand by your partner once I call your name."
"Kylie & Shane, Tonia & Eddy, Patrick & Leo, Cat & Edward, and Hunter & Angela will be the pairs for the Coconuts. For the Pyros, Nathan & Piper, Gaston & Vanessa, James & Aelita, Variety & Eyrik, Warren & Holly, and Jonathan & Thunder."
Soon everyone was by their partner, whether they liked it or not.
"You each get an entrance into the maze, but all lead to the finish line with the right choices. Questions?" Damien explained.
Every hand was raised up, and a few campers raised both.
"None? Good! Ready…Set…FALSE ALARM!" Damien tested the teens.
A couple people were taken back by the outburst.
"Ha ha ha… oh, you should've seen the looks on your faces… aw, that cracks me up every time. Ok. Time to be serious. Ready, set, BANANA! (Inside joke…)" Damien bluffed again.
"Come on!" Skully yelled behind the camera. "I have to run in with them, too, you know!"
"Ok, party pooper." the host said sadly, just before a burger was throw at his face by Skully.
"That cost me my lunch, but it was worth it!" the camera operator voiced again.
"Fine! Ready; Set; Go!" Damien finally yelled, and the teens were off.
"You didn't give them the maps, did you?" Chef spoke up for once.
Damien shook his head in response, knowing what troubles laid ahead for the teen contestants.
Remember to review and PM me on who your character should be paired up with! Give me a variety (No pun intended, ZebraZoink), please!