General:
Name: Donald Fauntleroy Duck
Nickname(s): Don, Uncle Donald, Donny, Pal, Buddy, Colonel Krupke
Preferred Name: Donald
Birthday: June 9th
Age: Who wants to know?
Occupation: I was a war vetern, I was in the Navy, a greeter at the house of mouse, Royal Mage of Disney Castle, clock cleaner, janitor, car fixer, ghost hunter, etc
Hometown: Duckburg
Personal:
Orientation: Straight
Marital status: Taken
Are you a virgin?: Yes, unfortunately.
Family: My parents, sister, nephews, and uncle
Friends: Mickey, Goofy, Daisy, Horace, Clarabelle, Clara, Max, Sora, Kairi, and Riku to name a few.
BEST Friend(s): Mickey, Goofy, and Sora
Pets: No. And Thank God.
Enemies: Mortimer, Pete, Maleficent, Xehenort...
Favorite...:
Food: Any, really
Drink: Beer
Color: Blue
Holiday: Halloween
Movie: I don't really watch movies
TV Show: I don't watch TV, either
Book: Moby Dick
Song: Any classical song
Restaurant: Sizzler
Vacation Spot: A nice, quiet cabin in the woods
Animal: Ducks (Yeah, I know. I'm biased)
Place you've visited: Atlantica
Thing to do: Read the newspaper near a fire with a piping hoot cup of cocoa.
Weapon: My magistaff! Or my rifle. I can't decide...
Least Favorite...:
Food: Um...I'd put it here, but I'm afraid Daisy will read this...
Drink: Lemon juice
Color: Pink
Holiday: April Fool's Day
Movie: Any chick flick
TV Show: Any godforsaken Disney Channel Show. Those sad attempts at entertainment are a disgrace to humanity, the Disney Company, and humanity in general!
Book: The Art of War
Song: The Barney Song
Restaurant: McDonald's (I can't tell you how many times I've been called that...)
Vacation Spot: Mexico
Animal: Flies
Place you've visited: Monsto the Whale
Thing to do: Go more than two days without food
Weapon: I don't really have one...
Have you ever...:
Committed a crime: Yep. .
Killed someone: Yeah. They totally had it coming...
Been kidnapped: Yes
Held hostage: Uh...is being surrounded with no way out being held hostage? If so, then yes.
Been sexually abused/assaulted: No
Punched someone: Yep. Many times
Kidnapped someone else: No
Held someone hostage: Nope
Been Punched: -snickers- I'd like to see you try punching me.
Lied: Yep
Been lied to: Oh, yeah
Been compromised: No
Rescued someone: Yeah. There were several times when I rescued Mickey from serious situations (and does he ever say "Thank you"? NO!)
Been rescued: Yes
Been involved in a threesome: No
Been raped: Again, I'd like to see you try...
Raped someone else: Ew, NO! Daisy would KILL me!
Been to jail: Yep
Experienced an emotional sickness (Such as Post Traumatic Stress Disorder): Yep. I got Post Traumatic Stress Disorder after serving in the Navy.
Avenged someone you've lost: I avenged Goofy when I thought he was killed by the Heartless
Lost someone close to you: Almost
Gotten lost: Yes
Contemplated suicide: No
Cried during a movie: No
Been traumatized: Oh, yeah. I got traumatized when I walked in on Goofy dancing to a hula song while in a drag doing the hula.
Been in a dangerous situation: Yep
Entered a talent show: Yes, I have
Won the lottery: No
Been hospitalized: Yes
Been scared: Sigh...yes.
Dressed in drag: Yep.
This or That:
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cake or Apple: Apple
Paper or Plastic: Plastic
Rain or Snow: Rain
To-MAH-to or to-MAY-to: To-MAY-to
Hamburger or Hot Dog: Hamburger
Musical or Monologue: Neither
Plane or Road Trip: Plane
Soup or Salad: Salad
Fries or Biscuits: Biscuits
Bath or shower: Shower
Republican or Democrat: Democrat
Who/What/Where/When/Why:
Who is your role model?: Micky Mouse
Who would you kill for food if stuck on a deserted island?: Pete. He could feed everyone. Twice.
What would you do for a klondike bar?: Spend all my money
What would you do if someone held your loved one hostage and will kill them if you don't help them detonate a nuclear bomb?: Hunt them down and beat the bombers up so bad, their mothers would feel it!
When was your first kiss?: When I was 25
What would you do if pie ruled the world?: What the hell kind of question is THAT?
Where would you go if all of your friends and family turn against you: Well, I'd probably try to reconcile with them.
What was the scariest thing that ever happened to you?: When Sora killed himself to release all of the Princesses hearts.
Why did you take this survey?: I don't know, but I'm starting to regret it now...
What is the meaning of life?: MONEY!111!11!eleventy1!
What is your deepest darkest secret?: I'm part goose! Shhhhh...
Where do babies come from?: WAK? What kind of question is THAT?
What is the most ironic thing that ever happened to you?: I told Sora his friend couldn't come with us on our journey, because I thought he'd cause problems; but it turns out it was BECAUSE I told him he couldn't come that he caused problems. o.o
What is your biggest fear: That I'll lose Daisy, and that the bad guys will take over the world.
What is the most exciting thing that ever happened to you?: When I was reunited with Daisy after over a year of being away
What was your most embarrassing moment?: Too many to mention... -_-
What are your thoughts on...
Premarital sex: Is okay as long as you don't get pregnant.
Drugs: Not good for you
Alcohol: Is okay
Smoking: Kills
Global Warming: I don't think it's coming...
Homosexuality: Is okay as long as it doesn't happen to me!
Racism: Ermm...do I really have to answer this?
Incest: It;s kind of gross (And I hope Goofy knows this!)
Would you...:
Kill someone in self-defense?: Oh, hell yes. After I beat them bloody.
Kill someone to protect your loved one?: Yep.
Fight even while sick or seriously injured?: ...Probably not...
Sell your soul to protect your loved one?: ...No (Don't tell Daisy!)
Give life-lessons to little ones?: I've tried, but it doesn't work. Children hate me, and to be honest: I hate them.
Avenge someone close to you?: Oh, hell, yes!
Right now...:
What are you listening to?: Debussy
What are you wearing?: My blue and white sailor outfit with a hat to match.
What are you eating?: Peanut brittle
What is the closest item near you?: A picture of Daisy
What is the first thing you see that's red: My tie
What are you thinking about: I'm thinking about ripping up this damned survey...