All righty...I'm gonna have a lot of fun with this chapter, 'cause Goofy's up next! And since Goofy messes up word meanings, I'm gonna refer to Dictionary(dot)com for more meanings. :P
General:
Name: Goofy Goof
Nickname(s): Well, gosh, I have a lot of nicknames for my friends and my son Maxie. Usually , I call them Pal, or Buddy. I call my friend Pete Petey, and my boy Max Maxie, son, and sport.
Preferred Name: Hmmmmm...I like a lot of names! It's hard to pick out which one.
Birthday: May 25th
Age: 51
Occupation: I'm occupied doing this survey, if that's what you mean.
Hometown: Spoonerville
Personal:
Orientation: Straight
Marital status: single
Are you a virgin?: No
Family: Just me and my boy Maxie.
Friends: Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Horace, Clarabelle, Clara, Max, Sora...the list goes on and on. I have so many friends!
BEST Friend(s): Donald, Sora and Maxie
Pets: I had a pet cat named Waffles, but I forgot what happened to him. Oh, and there was Wilbur, my pet grasshopper.
Enemies: Mortimer, Pete, Maleficent, Xehenort...
Favorite...:
Food: Pizza
Drink: Coffee
Color: Green
Holiday: Christmas
Movie: A River Runs Through It
TV Show: I don't have a favorite
Book: Any How To books
Song: High Hopes
Restaurant: House of Mouse
Vacation Spot: Lake Destiny
Animal: Gawrsh, I'm not sure...cats?
Place you've visited: I can't decide...
Thing to do: Spend time with Maxie
Weapon: Gawrsh, I usually don't like using weapons. But if I do, I use a shield.
Least Favorite...:
Food: Hmmm...I don't really have any.
Drink: That wine that Donald brought to a Christmas party.
Color: Don't have one
Holiday: I don't really have one...
Movie: Any violent movie
TV Show: Any violent TV show
Book: Any violent book
Song: Anything that Max listens to. I swear, that music of his sounds like people being tortured!
Restaurant: McDonald's
Vacation Spot: Don't really have one
Animal: Sharks
Place you've visited: I don't really have one.
Thing to do: failing...
Weapon: Anything that can kill
Have you ever...:
Committed a crime: No
Killed someone: No (At least not on purpose...)
Been kidnapped: Yeah, but it was just an initiation thing for the Gammas.
Held hostage: Yes
Been sexually abused/assaulted: No
Punched someone: ...I WANTED to...
Kidnapped someone else: No
Held someone hostage: Nope
Been Punched: Yeah
Lied: Yes
Been lied to: Yes
Been compromised: No
Rescued someone: Yep.
Been rescued: Yes
Been involved in a threesome: Why, yes! I spent a lot of time with Mickey and Donald, and Sora and Donald!
Been raped: No...whatever that means...
Raped someone else: No!
Been to jail: Yep. Twice, and both times, I was innocent.
Experienced an emotional sickness (Such as Post Traumatic Stress Disorder): Does empty Nest Syndrome count?
Avenged someone you've lost: No
Lost someone close to you: Almost
Gotten lost: No
Contemplated suicide: Yes, but I'm glad I didn't go through with it.
Cried during a movie: Yep
Been traumatized: Too many time...
Been in a dangerous situation: Yep
Entered a talent show: Yes, I have
Won the lottery: No
Been hospitalized: Yes
Been scared: yes.
Dressed in drag: No
This or That:
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cake or Apple: Apple
Paper or Plastic: Plastic
Rain or Snow: Snow
To-MAH-to or to-MAY-to: To-MAH-to
Hamburger or Hot Dog: Neither
Musical or Monologue: Both
Plane or Road Trip: Road trip
Soup or Salad: Salad
Fries or Biscuits: Biscuits
Bath or shower: Shower
Republican or Democrat: Republican
Who/What/Where/When/Why:
Who is your role model?: Gawrsh, I don't know...Mickey?
Who would you kill for food if stuck on a deserted island?: ...I'm not sure I'd kill anyone...
What would you do for a klondike bar?: ...Ask for it?
What would you do if someone held your loved one hostage and will kill them if you don't help them detonate a nuclear bomb?: I'd probably go though with it...but, my friends would probably catch me. Ahyuck.
When was your first kiss?: When I was a baby
What would you do if pie ruled the world?: Well, I do like pie, so I guess I would worship the pie
Where would you go if all of your friends and family turn against you: I...don't know, actually...
What was the scariest thing that ever happened to you?: When Bradley Uppercrust triggered a rocket on Maxie's skateboard during the X-Games. I had nightmares for weeks after that!
Why did you take this survey?: I thought it'd be fun
What is the meaning of life?: Max
What is your deepest darkest secret?: I...had a crust on my friend Pete's wife...and I used to dream about her all the time. o.o
Where do babies come from?: The stork
What is the most ironic thing that ever happened to you?: I can't think of anything.
What is your biggest fear: That I'll lose Max
What is the most exciting thing that ever happened to you?: MAXIE! :)
What was your most embarrassing moment?: When I accidentally walked in one someone changing.
What are your thoughts on...
Premarital sex: Fine as long as you plan on getting married
Drugs: Are bad
Alcohol: Is actually kinda tasty
Smoking: Well, I was addicted to it, and I don't know what I was thinking...
Global Warming: Well, at least we'd all be warm!
Homosexuality: Now why would anyone want to be a homosexual? You wouldn't be able to have children!
Racism: Is stupid
Incest: Is a little disturbing if you ask me...
Would you...:
Kill someone in self-defense?: Gawrsh...I'm not sure...
Kill someone to protect your loved one?: Probably not. I'd just knock 'em out.
Fight even while sick or seriously injured?: Yes
Sell your soul to protect your loved one?: Yes
Give life-lessons to little ones?: Yes
Avenge someone close to you?: I'd be really upset, but, I wouldn't avenge them.
Right now...:
What are you listening to?: My thoughts
What are you wearing?: A orange turtleneck, brown vest, green hat, blue jeans, and brown shoes.
What are you eating?: Nothing
What is the closest item near you?: A picture of Maxie
What is the first thing you see that's red: Max's red shirt in the photo
What are you thinking about: Maxie :)
Anyone surprised with all the Max references? Didn't think so.