It's a normal day at Sawmania 5. Saw fans are walking around, getting autographs, Costas Mandylor is drunk, and Townidiot is trying to scribe 'WAS' in the corner on a stone tablet. Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan are sitting at a table.

Patrick- "Wow Samania5 is great! We have so many more people here."

Marcus- "Yeah. Why does no one visit our booth Patrick?"

Patrick- "Because we singlehandedly destroyed Saw with Saw 3D."

Marcus- "Oh yeah. Hey where's Mark Burg? He left his wallet."

Patrick turns to see Mark Burgs wallet on the seat. Somethings wrong. Behind Patrick and Marcus, a Curtain opens. We see Mark Burg and Oren Khoules knocked out, and on a table. Mark Burg wakes up. He looks at Oren, and from his POV Oren looks like a giant Dollar bill.

Mark- "What the fuck?"

Oren then wakes up.

Oren- "What the hell is this..."

Mark- "I don't know. What are you doing here?"

Oren- "What are YOU doing here?"

Above them, a spotlight goes on. We see BetsyRussel.

Mark- "BETSY!"

Betsy- "Mark, Oren!"

Mark looks at the crowd in Sawmania who is watching. Tobinbellpwns goes up to the glass.

Tobinbellpwns- "I'm gonna get you out of here Mark."

He picks up a briefcase which has 'Mark Rolston' engraved on it. He trys to smash the glass. A puppet slowly rides out from the corner. It's Billy the Puppet.

Mark- "Oh shit."

Oren- "What?"

Mark- "That's David Hackl's model of Billy."

Billy- "Hello Mark, Hello Oren. I want to play a game. Each of you has been having an affair with Betsy Russel while on the set of Saw 3D. Because of this affair, when having sex Oren Khoules spilled Coffee over the Saw 3D script when they were having butt sex. Because of this, Oren lied and said he reviewed the script. Your ignorance caused the fans to have a bad movie. Today, someone will have to drop out of this triangle. You must push the BuzzSaws into each other, and one person must drop out of this love triangle. Let the games begin."

The Saws started up.

Betsy- "Oren...I love you...kill Mark."

Oren- "Anything for you Betsy!"

Oren shoves the buzzsaw toward Mark Burg. Mark shoves it back.

Mark- "You love him Betsy is that it? Lol this is funny "

Betsy- "COME ON OREN! KICK HIS OLD ASS!"

Mark starts to get really angry. He shoves the buzzsaw with all his force toward Oren. Oren gets a cut in his chest.

Oren- "Shit..."

Betsy- "Come on Mark, I love you more!"

Mark- "You just said you loved him!"

Betsy- "But I love you more! I was engaged to you!"

Mark sees a ring on Betsys finger, and it drops down.

Mark- "Thats golden topaz. Oren got that for you?"

Oren- "I never got her a ring."

Both men look at each other confused. Then they turn over to Marcus Dunstan in the crowed.

Marcus- "Tehe."

Mark- "Come on Oren she's not worth it man!"

Oren looks dazed, as he looks toward Mark, then toward Betsy.

Betsy- "Come on Oren!"

Oren- "I love you Betsy."

Oren rams the Saw into Mark Burg. It cuts him in the chest and leaves a gaping hole in it, and Mark screams as the Saw blade near Betsy stops spinning. Mark Burg gets teared up and Oren and Betsy scream as blood comes out of him and goes onto the crowd. Police officers soon rush by.

SAW: THE REVENGE 3D