Chapter 2, and here we go!
Disclaimer: DW's not mine, and so does SW... If I were KOEI, I will make No not as sexy as you knew, and Mitsunari, without that fluffy hair, but in a fox costume!
Just A Little Shear...
A fine morning when Dian Wei was going for a walk. Well, not a walk, but he went to his salon, where he got his pocket filled. On the way there...
" Lalala..." Xing Cai was seen wearing a red hood with a basket.( Wanna know her appearance? Watch Little Red Riding Hood)Dian Wei moved to Xing Cai and asked her, where she was going. Xing Cai replied," To Uncle Guan Yu."( Hehe... I'll trick you again, Guan Yu. Wait for me.)
" Oh..." Dian Wei nodded. He knew, Guan Yu has ever got the award from the "Musou: Guiness Book of Epic Records" as the person with the longest beard ever. It would be a great success if I sheared it, he thought. He's ever remembered that his ex-boss, Cao Cao, has ever thought of making his beard that long, well, not till Ma Chao scared him and his beard was cut off.( At least, Ma Chao was fired afterwards) So Dian Wei smirked, ran swiftly to his salon, while Xing Cai just continued her walk merrily.
" Xu Chu, money's come!" Dian Wei shouted as soon as he reached the salon.
" What?" Xu Chu asked.
" We should..." Dian Wei whispered all his plans to Xu Chu. Xu Chu nodded, and both of them walked to Guan Yu's house, with some shearing equipment. They were lost, but, thanks to Zhang Liao showing the way, they made it.
" Hello... May we come in?" He asked, and the reply was, "Yes." They swooped in, and soon found a general, long bearded." So, this is our target," Dian Wei smirked. Beside him was a famous doctor named Hua Tuo. They asked Hua Tuo whether he could leave. Hua Tuo shook his head, but they forced him to leave. Finally, the house was only "occupied" by Guan Yu, Dian Wei and Xu Zhu.
" Uh-hum, why did you ask him to go away? My arm's still needed him!" Guan Yu asked.
" Well, we just came here to say," CONGRATULATIONS!" Because you are our lucky customer." Xu Zhu shouted.
" Huh?" Guan Yu wrinkled his eyebrows in confusion.
" Yes, you got some free shaving from us! So, need our help? Your beard, perhaps?" Dian Wei smiled evilly.
" What? You can't do that!" Guan Yu growled.
" Come on, just a little shaving..." Xu Zhu persuaded.
" Wait! You don't understand!" Guan Yu shouted again.
" Please..." Xu Zhu pleaded.
" No, thank you and get out of here!" Guan Yu growled. Still, they stood still. They blinked at each other and...
WATAAWWW! They shaved and shaved, so hard that Guan Yu got angry. His uncured arm got swollen even worse and... He passed out.
They ran away with the beard and several minutes later...
" Uncle Guan Yu!" Xing Cai shrieked, then she got in and looked at his uncle, shocked. She screamed as she saw her uncle, which was... BALD! She ran and ran and that's... The End.
" Huhu... Poor Yunchang..." Liu Bei cried as he closed a storybook. He asked his wife, Sun Shang Xiang." Shang Xiang, is this the way my little brother die?"
" Well..." SSX muttered, while in her heart, she was deeply in anger to Lu Meng, Guan Yu's assassin.
Phew, the end! Chapter 3 will come soon. Bye! Please RnR + Stay tune.\(^o^)/