Hey everyone, CanadaPelt/ Invader Mizzy here. I know a few of you have been waiting patiently for me to continue this story. Well, I'm probably not continuing this any time soon. I've moved on from Invader Zim. Of course, it's still the best show on Earth, but I'm just not obsessed enough to write stories. If any of you are Hetalia fans, I'm currently working on a Hetalia story that you might wanna check out.

So anyway, here's as far as I got into Chapter Two of "Dib Becomes And Irken". I hope you enjoy the unfinished! :3

I got home and nobody seemed to notice I was gone. Sad.

My dad came out of his lab. "Hello, son. Did you have fun in your room?" He asked me, clueless of where I really was.

"Dad, I know this is going to sound crazy, but I went to Zim's house and became an alien!" I tried to explain without him thinking I was...insane.

"Son, son, son. I've told you 72.9 million times that aliens do not exist! Run along, now." Then dad went back to his lab.

I went in the living room and realized Gaz was on the couch, watching TV the whole time. "Gaz! Did you even tell dad where I was?" I asked her.

"No. I've never cared before, so what makes you think I will now?" Gaz said in her creepy little voice.

"I need a shower." I said, giving up on my family.

I got in the shower, turned on the water, and started to burn. "Probably just the water." I said. Then it started getting worse. I looked down at my skin. It was bubbling! I started yelling and got out of the shower and put a towel on. "Oh, crap. I forgot. I can't take showers as an Irken!" I said with a crack in my voice.

The next morning at school, I saw Zim with some experiment tools in his hands, trying to mix things. "Any luck?" I couldn't help to ask."

"Silence, human beast. This mix is going to BLOW YOUR FILTHY MIND!" Then he put something blue, into something green, and it blew up...the whole classroom. "Bullcrap." Zim said.

I sighed. What was I EVER going to do with Zim?

Ms. Bitters came up to Zim. "Zim, go with Dib to the restroom and get some paper towels and clean up all this mess!" The creepy old teacher said.

"Wha- me? But I had nothing to do with this!" I said, shockingly.

"But Zim sure could use some help. Right Zim?" Ms. Bitters said.

"OF course, Ms. Bitters." Zim said, just saying that to use me.

"See? Now go!" She yelled.

In the bathroom, Zim was laughing.

"I can't believe your attempt at my cure blew everyone up!" I yelled at Zim, who was STILL laughing.

He couldn't seem to stop. "OH Dib," Zim began. "If only you could see how STUPID you looked out there!" Then, Zim pulled out a cup, filled it with water, and threw the water at me.

"AHHHHH!" I screamed. Apparently Zim didn't forget I'm still an Irken. I thought. "Please Zim! Just because I'm an Irken doesn't mean you can dump water on my head!" I said to him.

Zim smirked. "Yes, but you used to dump water on MY head!" He reminded him, still chuckling every few words.

I sighed. "Yeah, but...that was then. This is now."

Zim smacked me. "You think I'm actually going to forgive you? NEVER! The only reason I'm helping you with this 'cure' is because I don't want YOU ruining my mission!" He yelled at me.

You and your yelling... I thought hopelessly as I grabbed several paper towels from the dispenser. "I'm not ruining your misson. Not yet, at least." I said as I headed for the door. Why does Zim think I would ruin his misson when I was currently an Irken? I can't even imagine trying to ruin it. But after I get myself out of this mess, I absolutely WILL ruin his mission. And I won't stop till I-

"DIB!" Zim's voice made me jump right out of my thoughts.

"What?" I yelled.

"You zoned out." Zim said.