Hot Tub Moments
3
Stupid Yusuke
Me: "Hey Everyone!" *smiles*
"Welcome back, today we have guests that are familiar with mostly everyone here. First, we have Keiko!"
Keiko: *waves* "Hello" (sitting next to Yusuke, across from Yoko)
Yusuke: *smiles at her and looks down* "Nice bikini" (Next to Kuwabara)
*yellow bikini with little red hearts on it*
Keiko: *slaps him* "you pervert!"
Me: (sitting between Yoko and Sesshomaru) *looks to Yoko Kurama and Sesshomaru* "I thought there was another person?"
Sesshomaru and Yoko Kurama: *looks at me*
Yoko Kurama: "Maybe they couldn't make it?"
Sesshomaru: "Too bad"
*I could hear Keiko and Yusuke arguing while Kuwabara added his own thoughts about the argument. Then I heard footsteps, and a shadow appeared over the hot tub. I look up to see…*
Me: *smile* "Hiei, you made it!"
*Hiei is wearing black swim trunks with a white streak down the sides.*
Hiei: "Hm…. Why am I here?" (Sits next to Yoko, across from Yusuke)
Me: "Cuz' I invited you"
Hiei: "Hm.. This is pointless"
*Yusuke looks around, trying to find an excuse from his argument with Keiko… He see's Hiei*
Yusuke: "Hey Hiei! It's been awhile!"
Keiko: *glares at Yusuke*
Yusuke: *sweat drop and tries to ignore*
Kuwabara: "Hey! Shrimp boy is here!"*his funny looking smile*
Hiei: "If the buffoon stays, I'm leaving.." *he stands to leave*
Kuwabara: "What'd you say midget!"
Me: *sweat drop and looks at Hiei* "please don't leave… it'll get more fun… kind of.. Maybe.."
*Hiei 'Hm' and sits down after a minute. I look around the others, noticing Yusuke….*
Yusuke: "You really should wear a bikini more often Keiko"
Keiko: *blush* "Really..?"
Yusuke: "Yeah, I mean, you'll need to grow bigger boobs but I'm sure you could fill 'em out"
*slap!*
Keiko: "You Jerk! Your so immature!"
*Yusuke lays on the side, with a weird face and a bloody nose*
Me: *sweat drop* "smooth Yusuke…"
Yoko Kurama: "I couldn't be so blunt with women like that"
Sesshomaru: "He doesn't think about what he says"
Me: *looks to Sesshomaru* "I've never heard of Yusuke thinking"
*sounds of Yusuke yelling 'Hey!" and Kuwabara's laughter in the background.*
Me: *ignores sounds and looks to Yoko now* "You would do everything else but be blunt with women… I'm shocked"
Yoko Kurama: *sweat drop* "Why does that amaze you?"
Me: "I didn't know the infamous 'King of Theives' was nice"
Yoko Kurama: *moves closer to her* "I can be bad if you want me too…"
Me: *giggles* "Down boy"
Sesshomaru: "Yes, Yoko, stay down and away.." *grabs her waist and pulls her close* "she is mine.."
Yoko Kurama: *looks at Sesshomaru for a moment then smirks and moves closer again* "We can share, Sesshomaru"
Me: *gets out of Sesshomaru's grip and gets some room between them* "Down boys. Calm your excitement."
*I look at the others, noticing it had gotten quiet to see them watching us. Trying to hide a laugh*
Hiei: "you really should keep your love life, Yoko, to a place where there is no people around"
Yoko Kurama: "it's just so much fun.."
Hiei: "Hm"
*Punch!*
Yusuke: *Knocked out of the hot tub and into the wall*
Kuwabara: *trying to get away*
Keiko: *standing and blushing bright red while glaring at Yusuke*
*I look between all three of them then look to Kuwabara, who has backed away next to Sesshomaru*
Me: "Kuwabara, What just happened?"
Kuwabara: *looks at her* "Yusuke touched her boobes…"
*I sigh as Yoko and Sesshomaru and Hiei all look away*
*Keiko storms out of the hot tub and out of the room*
Kuwabara: "Urameshi, you really should start treating your girlfriend better"
Yusuke: *walks back into the hot tub after wiping the blood off and looks at Kuwabara* "she's not my girlfriend! How may times do I have to tell you this?"
Me: "until you can prove its true" *smile*
Yusuke: "I can't help telling it how it is. I mean, Tiff. You really don't need help cuz you have nothing to grow into. Your boobes are better then any girls I've seen"
*I blush, wide eyed, then stand and slap Yusuke across the face*
Me: "Yusuke! Remember I'm the one that invited you! I could just throw you out if I wanted too!"
Yusuke: "you could lift me!"
Me: "No.. but Yoko and Sesshomaru can.." *Yoko and Sesshomaru stand next to me*
Yusuke: *sits down in give up*
*Kuwabara laughs and makes fun of him. Pissing him off*
*I turn to the people as I and Yoko and Sesshomaru sit back down*
Me: "Well.. That will be all for this episode… next time… well actually I really don't know who we will have next time.. But whoever it is I'm sure it'll be interesting.. Hehe. Bye Everyone!" *waves*
Yoko and Sesshomaru: "Goodbye" *sexy smiles*
*my heart melts and they chuckle*
Yusuke and Kuwabara: "Bye!" *waves*
Hiei: "Hm.."