Chapter Two: Of Pyromaniacs and Perverts
The bell rang for the second time, waking most of the students who had decided to spend their entire first period class sleeping. The students who had stayed up shuffled out of their seats and walked slowly to their next class. Luke followed his current sexual interest to their next class while Shayla and Daryl went to theirs.
"So, my red-headed boy toy," Luke purred as he skipped alongside of the annoyed boy. "What do they call you by?"
Yellow eyes glared at the cat-eared boy. "If I tell you, will you leave me alone?"
"I can't make any promises."
The boy grumbled and shook his head. "Hisoka. My name is Hisoka. Now leave me alone!" Without another word, Hisoka twisted through the bodies of other students and disappeared.
Luke pursed his lips in a pout before grinning to himself. "No worries my red-headed lover. I'll find you again soon."
By the time second class had started, Shayla and Daryl were sitting next to each other in their chemistry class. There were glass tubes and containers full of chemicals strewn about every table surface. Old burn marks stained the main laboratory tables and teacher's desk. Most of the other students looked like they belonged in gangs rather than high school, which made the two new girls more prone to each others company. The only other person either of them recognized was Sakura, who had seated herself next to a handsome emo-looking boy with spiked ebony hair. The pink-haired girl seemed to be salivating over her companion, though the boy paid no attention to her.
"Welcome to chemistry, un!" A male voice greeted, though the owner looked as feminine as Ino. The man had blonde hair and was styled similarly to Ino's, except the bang was covering the other eye. Even though he wore a white dress shirt, he still looked like he could possibly be female. "I hope no one is afraid of loud noises, explosions, or fire, hm." He continued before turning to the class with an evil grin. "'Cause there's gonna be a lot of that, un." Already his speech impediment was getting on the girls' nerves.
The emo boy Sakura was staring at rolled his eyes and mumbled, "Whatever." Just the sound of his voice seemed to make Sakura shiver with excitement; but it was quickly replaced by her surprised scream, followed by her body jumping out of her seat at the sound of firecrackers going off. The boy tried to get out of his seat too, but his feet got tangled up in the chair legs. He jerked and fell to the floor as the firecrackers, which were coming from his desk, began to stop. Most of the class started laughing at their misfortune while the rest kept trying to calm their racing hearts.
It was Sakura who rushed to the boy's side and gasped, "Sasuke-kun!" When she tried to help him up, he shrugged away from her and shot her a glare before standing up by himself.
The teacher lifted a little remote the size of an index finger and snarled, "Don't diss me, un!"
Daryl leaned over to Shayla and whispered, "You think he's a pyromaniac?"
The brown girl shrugged and whispered back, "Maybe...but this guy's kind of obnoxious. But not as much as the other blonde kid."
"That could have hurt him!" Sakura began scolding the teacher, "I'm going to tell the principal that you put a student's life in danger!"
The last thing anyone expected was the maniacal laughter that came from the blonde man's mouth. The sound froze Sakura in her place long enough for him to start speaking. "Quit being such a cry-baby Haruno-san, hm. You and I both know that those firecrackers didn't carry nearly enough 'boom' to even leave a scar, un." He began writing some formula on the board before turning back to her. "Well, sit back down, hm. Or else, you'll get a 'F' for the whole quarter."
"Yes sensei," Sakura mumbled before sitting back down.
Meanwhile, in Sexual Education class...
The whole classroom was filled with boys. Cute boys, and a few ugly boys, but Luke paid no attention to the ugly ones. He was more focused on the array of attractive male morsels that was before him. Some boys were thin, some had muscles, but overall they were handsome! Luke could not stop the little purr that rumbled in his throat or the little sway of his hips once he caught sight of an empty seat next to his Hisoka; which he sat in the moment his eyes found it.
"You're name is Hisoka, right?" Luke purred, his eyes never leaving his interest's face. The boy felt lucky and victorious that he was in the same class as him.
Hisoka, however, was appalled that he was in the same room as the cat-eared boy. "Uh...yeah. Why?"
"Oh, just wanna make sure." Luke smiled and looked him up and down when the boy turned his head. "By the way, what do you prefer? Boys or girls?"
Without hesitation, Hisoka answered, "Girls! Girls, girls, girls, girls, GIRLS!"
As if on cue, an old man with a lot of white hair appeared in front of the classroom with wide eyes. "Where!"
Luke ignored the strange old man and added a glare to the pouty face he was aiming at Hisoka. It was a disappointment to know that his red-haired interest was straight. It was like seeing your crush making out with someone else. Luckily for Luke, he was able to push the feeling aside and say, "Hm...alright." It would be his own personal project to turn Hisoka gay.
A nude male doll was flung at Hisoka, followed by the old man screaming, "Don't say 'girls' if there aren't any!"
The red head mumbled a "Sorry" before tossing the doll onto Luke's desk.
"Speaking of girls..." The old man, who Luke now assumed was the teacher, pulled down a wall scroll that had a naked woman on it.
Though, the woman was not like most of the other educational nude models; in fact, the picture looked like it had once belonged in the centerfold of a porn magazine. She was in a sexy pose that showed off her curves, large breasts and perfectly shaved vagina. Between her lips was a bright red lollipop with her saliva leaking seductively off of it. Luke could hear a comedic "BOING!" go off in his head as he sensed most of the boys in the class starting to get a hard-on. Of course, Luke was starting to get one too, but he knew how to keep it down when it came to women. All he did was picture his mother and his boner was gone.
The teacher pointed at the picture's breasts and stated, "These are 'breasts'! Also known as boobs, ta-tas, pirty pillows, her bosom, lovelies, puppies, sugar tits, fun bags, milk mounds, goodies..."
Hisoka had a large grin on his face and mumbled, "Oh I think I'm gonna loooove this class! Jiraiya-sensei knows everything about girls!"
It was then that the teacher, Jiraiya, pointed at her vagina and stated simply, "This is a vagina-"
"A pussy!" Kiba interrupted before adding, "Cat."
Hisoka snickered and added the nicknames, "The box!"
"YES!" Jiraiya said happily at his students. "In this class, I'll tell you everything you need to know about the female body!" Out of a rebellious nature, Luke raised his hand and the teacher called on him. "Yes Luke?"
"What about the male body?" The cat-eared boy could feel the glares being directed at him.
The teacher looked at him like he was crazy and scoffed. "You are male! You already know everything about it!"
"Yeah! No males!" Hisoka snickered, flipping the boy the middle finger. A barrage of boys hollering "girls" filled the classroom. Luke waited patiently until everyone was done before speaking up again.
"Girls are good and all, I mean they create their own lube. But don't you think they whine too much? If you get in a relationship with one, you barely get laid, and even when you do, she still bitches about it!"
Jiraiya gave Luke a blank stare before smirking. "Whoever said anything about making a relationship with one?"
It was then that Luke began to admire the old man. "Touche."