Title: Who Knew?

Author: Ace-of-Cyberspace13

Summary: Things nobody knew about the X-Men.

Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men: Evolution or One Life to Live, which is the soap the clips in here were taken from.

Note: The clips in this chapter were borrowed from One Life to Live. The episode was shown on 12/29/2010. I believe Remy would like soap operas. I think he'd like General Hospital more, but I was watching OLTL when I wrote this. I love them both.

Note Number 2: Happy New Year Everybody!

Thanks to: Indigo-Night-Wisp, Rogueslove22

Rogue and Kurt 'ported into the bedroom of Remy Lebeau. "Thanks for the ride, Kurt," Rogue said to her brother. He gave her a salute and teleported away. She looked over at her boyfriend, who was sitting on his bed, just in time to see him quickly shut off the TV. "Why'd you do that?" she asked.

"Do what?" Remy replied, feigning innocence.

"You just shut off the TV. Are you watching something you don't want me to see?"

"Non," he answered.

"Then you won't mind if I do this." She grabbed the remote from him and turned the TV back on.

"How do you stand being without Cole?" a girl with dark blonde hair was asking a blonde haired girl. They looked like they were standing in a jail.

"I'm not gonna lie and say it's easy, but I wake up every day and I have our baby girl and my family, and my friends, and I have my sister. And you guys help me get through every day," the blonde said.

A boy with short brown hair was in a cell behind them. He blew on a noise-maker and said "Hey, Starr, can I talk to you?" The blonde turned to him, but the darker blonde grabbed her hand.

"Nate's going to ask you to get me out of here," she said.

The boy in the cell, Nate, replied "I told you, I don't want you stuck in here with me, okay? Go ring in the new year with my brothers and your sister."

The darker blonde walked over to his cell. "Why? Why are you pushing me away?" she asked.

Nate sighed. "Dani," the blonde, Starr, said. "He's not pushing you away. He wants you to-"

Rogue turned the TV off. "You watch soap operas?" she asked, laughing.

Remy glared her. "It's not funny and the proper term is 'daytime television'."

"Alright. So, since when have you watched 'daytime television'?" she mocked.

"Couple years," he answered. "Pyro's really into it."

"How into it is 'really into it'?"

"He wants to marry Lisa Niles*. Now, shhh," he ordered, shooing her out of his way. He turned the television. "John and Natalie are getting married." On the screen was a very empty wedding between a heavily pregnant redhead and a man with chin length black hair. Next to the bride was another heavily pregnant blonde woman and near the groom was a man with short blonde hair. In the background was the sound of people counting down from five. There was a montage of New Year's kisses. The scene switched back to the wedding. "I offer this ring as a symbol of my love," the redhead vowed.

Suddenly a blonde woman rushed into the church. "Stop! Stop this wedding!" she yelled, and the show was over.

"Oh, come on!" Remy yelled at the screen. His cell phone rang and he put it on speaker.

"Remy! Remy! Did you see that! I can't believe Marty would crash the wedding!" a familiar Australian accented voice screamed.

"I can," Remy said. "She's a nutjob!" They continued their conversation as Rogue slowly backed out of the room, trying not to burst into a fit of hysterical laughter.

End

*Lisa Niles is a character on General Hospital. She is a psycho. She and Patrick were together in college he's back obsessed with him. I think she and Pyro would be good together if I didn't think he was totally awesome with Wanda.

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