2ND CHAPTER on to the dares
Roxas: *looks up* what's that?
Me: oh nothing…..hey you aren't in this story *thinks* I know!*snaps and header falls on him* there any other stupid kingdom hearts people in here?
Xemnas(most likely misspelled XD):* jumps out the window*
Me: weegee if you please
Weegee*fades*(outside) YOU MUST DIE!
Xemnas: -…
Me: now that is taken care of …fawful come here!
Fawful: what is it that you could be wanting?
Me: a dna sample
Fawful: hair?
Me: perfect
*Fawful hands over hair*
Me: Cackletta I need a hair sample to prove Fawful is your son
Cackletta: in that case *burns hair*
Me: peach go get a blood sample even if it means you have to beat her in boss form!
Peach: *sighs* Fine
Me:while that is happening Mario lick luigi's forehead!
Mario: mama mia NO!
Me: *tazes Mario* now?
Mario: no *7 tazer batteries later* FiNe!
*1 lick later* Mario: there I…
*throws up in bucket I poofed from nowhere*
Roxas: how did that get there?
Me: back again for more? WEEGEE SICK 'EM
*weegee chases roxas where you hear a wtf boom go off and then peach looks all beat up*
Peach: here is that blood sample you wanted!
Me: Fawful come here *Fawful flies over* in here *go in the room for 3.14 seconds* HEY Cackletta!
Cackletta: what do you want?
Me: it's a boy!
Fawful: MOMMY!
* Cackletta holds out arms until fawful is jumping then turns them intangible (lol big wurd: 3) until I turned them back to normal and fawful lands in them*
Me: Cackletta I will always win here, this is my do main! 2 more things before we go 1: (my own dare) bowser listen to Justin beiber (don't own) until your ears bleed
*.000000000000000000001 seconds later*
Bowser: owwwwwww holy krap my ears! :(
Me: NOW EVERYBODY POLKA FOR SIX HOURS