As he expected, a purple heart-shaped gaseous ring came out of the tiny hole. "Analyzing…analyzing…analysis complete," the ship stated. "This gaseous substance is used by the Bulborb to distract…uh, hello?" the ship said angrily as it realized Olimar wasn't listening. Indeed, he was entranced, his eyes wide, pupils dilated, mouth agape and drooling. His cheeks were flushed, and a small smile came to his face.
"This is just disgusting! This is why I am glad to be a machine. System going into hibernation mode, I repeat, system going into hibernation mode!" the ship said. Through its chemical analysis of the gas, it knew what would probably transpire, and it decided it would rather not log the next few hours in its memory.
Olimar, in a giddy daze, stumbled over to the leisure station, where Louie and the President had been relaxing. "You guys…you gotta check this out…hee hee hee…" Olimar slurred.
"Um…are you okay?" Louie asked.
"Indeed, even I am a bit concerned," the President added.
After a moment to breathe, Olimar said much more clearly, "Well, actually, I am feeling much better now…still, I have made an amazing discovery! You simply must come and see!"
Though ill at ease about Olimar's bizarre behavior, the two followed him to the research pod.
"Observe!" Olimar cried. He sprayed another dose of the gas at Louie and the President, and in seconds, they were in the same state as Olimar had been before.
"Wow…this is so awesome…ahahahahaha!" Louie giggled.
"Hey, I have an idea…let's take our clothes off!" The President said excitedly.
"Whoa, trip! I was thinking the SAME THING, sir!" Olimar cried.
Louie was one step ahead of them, and had already become bare. The President eagerly fumbled with his buttons, while Olimar unzipped his suit as fast as he could. They then sat, gazing at each other's nakedness in awe.
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