The next morning, all three woke up to a new day. The President, in particular, was having difficulty sitting down and was still in pain. Olimar decided to continue his research, albeit much more cautiously, and Louie was left to repair their suits. The morning, rather than warm and welcoming, was cold and awkward, and none of the three wished to speak about the previous night. After some decidedly jumpy and nervous exchanges, they were all eager to go their separate ways.
After further observing and dissecting the Bulborb and running a thorough chemical analysis of the gaseous bottle (being very careful not to allow it into the atmosphere), Olimar began writing his report.
Romance Bulborb
Though at first thought to be a new species of Bulborb, this is, in fact, none other than an adaptation of the red Bulborb. After birth, in rare circumstances, a red Bulborb may be cunning enough to find a pheromone container and adapt it to its body; these Bulborbs have augmented development, and end up with a distinct look from other red Bulborbs despite their being the same species. The Romance Bulborb is, as previously stated, quite intelligent, making it a very desirable mate. It uses its pheromone spray to attract Empress Bulblaxes to mate, as well as to distract Pikmin into seeding so that it may escape them.
Olimar looked over the report, and realized that the entry for the Empress Bulblaxes also needed to be updated in light of this new information.
It was originally thought that the Empress Bulblax mated with only the males in its Bulborb pack, but it is now clear through the discovery of the Romance Bulborb that this is not the case. Though Empress Bulblaxes can stay in one place and create offspring for years at a time, they must occasionally procure genetic material from a male outside of the pack. The Romance Bulborb is the most appealing and compatible choice, thanks to its superior intelligence and therefore desirable genes. Thus, Empress Bulblaxes must journey to find a Romance Bulborb, who sends out his pheromones far and wide. We saw many Empress Bulblaxes in the vicinity of one such specimen.
After finishing this report, Olimar decided to write the report on the pheromone spray without taking a break in between as he normally would. He didn't want to face Louie and the President again until he absolutely had to.
Pheromone Spray
Found within Romance Bulborbs, this gas is stored in a small container as a liquid until its use is necessary. It is used by Romance Bulborbs to attract Empress Bulblaxes and to distract Pikmin from attacking, though creatures of all species could potentially have an amorous reaction. The effects, however, are momentary, as both the atmosphere and the bloodstream of afflicted creatures quickly absorbs the gas.
Olimar thought about this research for a moment and unpleasantly recalled the previous night. He recalled the moments when Louie had bound and gagged him, forcing him to submit to whatever pleasure or pain came his way. He then recalled the time he had been waiting for Louie to come back, his hope for release quickly diminishing, his psyche tortured by the anticipation of Louie's terrible assault. He still felt hurt and betrayed. He couldn't wrap his head around what had caused Louie to carry such anger, but he remembered that Louie, too, had been under the influence of the gas. His own best traits weren't exactly brought out, either.
With a jolt, Olimar realized something very disturbing indeed about Louie's actions.
"The research pod was closed until then!"
When Olimar had been intoxicated, himself, he had exited the research pod, and by the time he had finished talking to the other two, he was sober again. This had been because the gas had dissipated. When he was with Louie and the President the first time, the research pod had been closed; there was no chance for the gas to dissipate. But after that…
Olimar felt sick as he rushed to the President, a lump in his throat rising as he comprehended the horrible truth he was about to deliver.
"Olimar…um…what brings you here?" the President asked nervously, the awkward feeling diminished by only a small margin. It was a bit odd to talk to someone he'd just had his first gay threesome with, after all.
"Louie…I think he did it on purpose…I think he figured it out before me…" Olimar huffed, still breathing heavily from his sprint.
"Olimar, I don't understand," the President said. He sounded confused, but a small bit alarmed, too.
"The gas! Don't you remember?" Olimar yelled. "When the Bulborb got the Pikmin, we weren't affected because of our suits! They were only affected a short time because the gas dispersed into the air!" The President still didn't seem to understand, which made Olimar feel impatient. "We were in a closed room! When he left, the gas wore off! HE MEANT IT! ALL OF IT!"
"Err…let me understand this, Olimar. Are you saying Louie's actions…weren't from the gas?" The President's eyes widened, but then softened. "Olimar, he closed the door both times. Surely, even if it wore off when he was outside, he would have been affected again when he came back…"
"But that's just it! What if he went out, put on his suit, got the Pikmin, and came back in?"
"Olimar…this is a very grave accusation against your subordinate. This would be a major rape charge, and, honestly, I don't want myself nor Hocotate Freight involved in such a scandal if there is a lack of necessity. I feel we should simply forget the whole thing and return home." The President couldn't hide his disturbance, but he remained firm.
"Well…it is true that we don't have any proof…" Olimar admitted reluctantly. "There's no proof that he didn't, though. We couldn't see him. The ship couldn't see him, either."
"In other words, my boy, if we were to go to the Hocotate High Courts, we'd be fucked again, all around. I must agree, however, that you have come up with some very valid reasons for suspicion…all we can do is keep our guards up and watch the boy."
Olimar figured this was the best he was going to get from the President, and he went to the control room to get the ship out of hibernation mode so that they could return home. He was overjoyed to see his wife and children, and the President was wonderfully joyous to be able to sit in his executive's chair again.
Though Louie was friendly and treated them cordially, and even despite the agreement between the three to forget it all, Olimar couldn't help but shudder and feel chills up his spine whenever he heard Louie's name. Such a mixed bag, willingly taken and then forcefully taking him…Olimar was truly scarred, and was left wondering for the rest of his life what had really transpired in Louie's mind that night.
Hee hee, that's it! ;) As always, everyone just has to wonder about Louie. I believe that I have accomplished my goal; can now proudly say that it has Pikmin porn on it! :D I hope you enjoyed it, and perhaps appreciated the humor. I made it sappy and a little deep, and I used euphemisms, but I tried to prolong the dirties as long as possible, too :P I believe this was actually my first time trying to write a lemon and then actually going through with it…go me! w