I had a total blonde moment the other day when I wrote the third chapter, so that's why Sword and Blade got kinda switched around. Does anyone else confuse those two? Anyhow, reviews? Only way my stories can stop sucking is if I get some reviews.

Chapter 4

"Kirby," Tiff yelled impatiently, "You're supposed to fight him! Not run!"

Kirby skidded around a corner and continued running. He wasn't terribly fast, but Falacis was weighed down considerably by his armor.

They ran in a circle around the castle, occasionally passing where Meta Knight hid in the shadows.

Then, on maybe the third lap, something caught Kirby's eye.

It was the microphone that had gotten away from him that one time. The microphone gave a startled squeak and started to run, knowing what would come if Kirby caught him. That instantly gave Kirby an idea. He ran on, pretending to still be scared for his life. When he got to where Meta Knight still stood, sighing from embarrassment, he started yelling poyo and pointing in front of him, to the mike.

Meta Knight chuckled, and stuck out one purple foot, tripping Falacis.

"What the-?" Falacis cried. He tumbled rolled and fell in a confused heap.

Kirby smiled, and with a burst of speed caught the mike with his hands. The microphone struggled, letting out protest in the form of harsh interference. Then in one gulp, Kirby sucked it up.

"I do not think I need to tell you about what he has become..." Meta Knight said.

"We might wanna cover up our ears," Tiff started.

"What?" Tuff yelled, unable to hear her over Kirby, who now chanted 'poyo' and a collection of odd sounds.

"Poyo, poyo, POYOOO!" Kirby sang. The sound, though grating and earsplitting, was matched almost equally by his adorableness. Still, it didn't stop anyone from cringing at the song. Tuff was beginning to pity the poor microphone Kirby sucked up.

"What is that noise?" Dedede yelled. Waddledees ran around in confusion and pain, occasionally bumping into each other, and often times a wall.

"I think Kirby's singin' again!" Escargoon replied.

"Oh, no the castle's going to—." Cracking stones drowned out the two's frantic screams, and was replaced by the ever adorable Kirby, singing his heart out.

By the end of the song, the King's Castle was a tall pile of rubble, with Dedede and Escargoon digging themselves out.

"My head feels as it just got run over by a car." Escargoon moaned.

"Your head also feels like it just got whacked," Dedede added furiously.

"What-?"

WHAM! Dedede smacked Escargoon angrily.

"Now what was that for?" He said with a hurt tone.

"Poyo!" A familiar voice said happily. The pink ball hopped down from a taller pile of rubble onto to Dedede's head and down on Escargoon's before rushing off after Falacis, who had now found Meta Knight's hiding spot. Or rather, now that his hiding spot had been destroyed, Meta Knight had shown himself.

"POYO!" Kirby cried as he ran faster and faster down the wreckage to where Falacis taunted Meta Knight with something called a double lance.

Falacis barely managed a glance in Kirby's direction before he was tackled.

There was a pink and blue spiral of color as they rolled.

"How dare you!" Falacis roared. He pulled from a belt pouch a small blue package, which he threw into the air high above him. It made a harsh shriek then fell back into his palm in the form of a fat throwing star. It split into five smaller ones.

Kirby didn't know what they were, and he exactly like how pointy they were, so he hid behind the town jail, trying to figure out what to do next. He had no clue where Tiff was so that meant he wouldn't be able to get his warp star until he found her.

Kirby made a split second decision and ran for it, ignoring when Chief Bookem asked, "Hey, Kirby! Where are you going?"

HISSSS…BOOM! One of the throwing stars shrieked past Kirby's back, and whistled right into the prison. Now, standing without a single wall detaining him, was a familiar occupant of the jail. The prisoner took two slow steps backward then spun and ran for it, with Chief Bookem chasing after him.

"Kabu!" Kirby heard a voice cry, "Send the Warp Star!"

WAAAWRP STAAAAWWWR!"

The golden star whizzed to Kirby, and he jumped on it, zipping past Falacis.

Another star shaped bomb flew past Kirby, and blew up next to him in the air. It momentarily blew the Warp Star off balance, causing it's rider to nearly fall off. Kirby held on to edge of one point, dangling precariously over Cappy Town.

"Kirby!" Tiff yelled through cupped hands, "Suck it up!"

Kirby turned and grimaced with determination, waited for a bomb to zip as close as it could from Falacis' learned hand and breathed it in.

"He's turned into Bomb Kirby!" Meta Knight suddenly appeared next to Tiff.

"Well, let us hope," Meta Knight said. "That he can blow away his enemies." Meta Knight said.

Tuff chuckled, despite the circumstances.

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This is the longest chapter yet! Sorry I'm kinda stalling' with this big battle, but I hope you won't be mad. This next chapter will be the last, but not the last of Falacis! Muahahahahaha! Anyhow, REVIEWS?