"Heyyy Gimli... Guess what?"
"What?"
"I said guess..."
"What? Just tell me!"
"No I said GUESS!"
"Grr, Just TELL ME!"
"Oh all right... but you might not want to know..."
"Stop dilly dallying and get on with it child!"
"All right all right, don't shave your beard..."
"Humph!"
"Well... Guess how much Legolas weighs?"
"Why should I care?"
"Because he doesn't like people KNOWING..."
"Ohh tell me!"
"Legolas weighs less than a... mmph.."
"Legolas! Let the child go unless you want to meet my axe!"
"Fine!"
"What was that for?"
"You were going to tell the dwarf how much I weighed!"
"No I wasn't!"
"Yes you were"
"No I wasn't!"
"Yes you were! I heard you!"
"I was not! Maybe you need your elvish hearing tested!"
"Ohhhh, you did not just say that!" snarled Legolas, who then proceeded to relentlessly chase the poor person around the room.
"Hey Gimli, Legolas weighs LESS THAN A FRYING PAN! MMPH!"
"He he! I always knew the elf boy was a light weight!"
AN/ This is dedicated to the ever brilliant and cookie worthy Dithinus! Hannon lle! If you want this to truly make sense you should read Dithinus's story named A really, REALLY weird day... It is brilliant! The frying pan thing will make a little more sense... I am sorry if my characterization is not as fantastically brilliant as theirs, but I tried...
:)
Kamai6