Drinks the Marriage Away!
Lois: peter, we need to talk
Peter: sure lois
Lois: im still furious about you sending stewie that gay camp, so i think that we should-
Peter: split up! omg im sorry lois, i didnt know (bursts into tears) i love you, lois but goodbye! (runs upstairs in tears)
Lois: what? i was going to say work together(sighs)
Brian:(walks in kitchen) hey lois, good news
Lois: did you win the lottery?
Brian: no
Lois: dont care(continues cleaning)
Brian: i was just-
Lois: dont care, brian!
Brian: ok(walks off)
1 hour later
Lois: brian i need your help
Brian: better then-
Lois: whatever. Brian i need your help to try to get stewie into a school
Brian: thats what im trying to say
Lois: whatever. so can you help
Brian: i found a school
Lois: great! so what school did you find
Brian: er... its only down the road
Lois: really? i never saw it
Brian: yer, its new
Lois: great!
(stewie walks past)
Lois: theres my little boy, going to school
Stewie: great(sarcasm) better actually be a school
At the drunkern clam
Peter: quagmire, joe you are my bestest friends so im gonna tell you
Quagmire: why what wrong, peter( a lady walks past) giggity
Joe: yeah, peter like you said we're your bestest friends so tell us
Peter: (sighs) Lois left me, waaagh (puts his head down knocking his beer off the table)
Quagmire: really! so lois is free, giggity
Joe: QUAGMIRE! its ok peter, you know what you dont need her, you're better off without her
Peter: nooooooooooooo!
Quagmire: welcome back to the single life, mate. we should rub it in her face, lets go drinking all night and party like we live forever
Joe: yeah!
Peter: i don't know
Quagmire: come on
Peter: guy-
Joe: COME ON!
Peter: you know what, yeah!
Quagmire: YEAH!
Peter: yeah i dont need her!
Quagmire & Joe & Peter: YEAHHHHHH!
5 hours later
(they are at the strip club)
Joe: YEAH!(slurred)
Quagmire: GIGGITY!(slurred)
Peter: THIS IS THE LIFE GUYS(slurred)
Joe: see... peter, hoooow easy... it is!
Peter: yeah, ya know what... im going to make out... with that woman!
Griffins house
Lois: brian, im worried about peter(in the bedroom and brian is at the foot of the bed) i cant sleep cuz im so scared somethings happened to him
Brian: he'll be fine, hes probarly out drinking, he'll turn up
Lois: but brian, he's never this late and its been hours... omg!
Brian: what?
Lois: he thought i was leaving him this morning, omg! hes probarly out drinking his troubles away
Brian: or out... making out with some woman to get over you
Lois: THATS EVEN WORSE! OMG!
stewie: some people are trying to sleep here(shouts from his room)
Authors note: did you like it, i know in the last chapter i said stewie gets into a fight but i thought i'd do that the next chapter! Please Review! xxxxxxxxxxx