Makey Fighty
Lois: brian, what am i gonna do, omg! he's probarlly cheating on me right now
Brian: now calm down, its not like hes ross from friends
Flashback
Rachel: you slept with another woman!
Ross: we were on a break!
Rachel: after 4 hours we were on a break, you slept with another woman!
Ross: I'm sorry, rachel
(rachel hits ross with a newspaper angrilly)
End of Flashback
(peter walks in the house drunkingly with a woman, lois rushes downstairs shockingly)
Peter: hey, lois... check out...my new girlfriend her...name laura(slurred)
Lois: peter! what the hell, we're married
Peter: we broke...up(then peter kisses laura leaving lois shocked and hurt)
Lois: no we didn't(whispers)
(brian walks downstairs)
Brian: woooah! maybe i was wrong he is like ross from friends(lois gives brian a cold look, then she runs upstairs in tears)
Brian: PETER!
Peter: shu-up!...you don't own...me, mom
Brian: mom? ok i gotta stop this! im sorry lady but you have to get out
Laura: i'm peters new girlfriend! duh!
Brian: no your not get the hell out or...i'll bark you out
Laura: whatever
Peter: I'm...here...to...get my...stuff
Brian: your not going anywhere, and laura im sorry buut i have to do this(barks viciously at laura chasing her out and running)
Peter: STOP, ruining...my...life
Brian: your married now get upstairs
Peter: NO! im going...to sleep...on couch(trips over, falling on the couch then snoring)
Brain: fine(walks upstairs to lois and peters room to see lois crying in the bed)
Lois: i can't believe this(sniffles loudly)
Brian: this will blow over lois
Lois: he cheated on me, brian! and who knows what else they did
Brian: they only kissed, and he was trying to get over you! he thought you left him
Lois: its been 12hours brian
Brian: (sighs) its best to see if you could talk it out tommorow
Stewie: Seriously(shouts) people are trying to sleep in here(they ignore stewies comment)
Lois: i guess so brian,thank you(still sniffing) where is peter
Brian: sleeping on the couch
Lois: ok(sighs) goodnight
The next day
(lois is staring at her husband on the couch still asleep, tears in her eyes and sighs)
Brian: ok lois, you need to go out, maybe you can take stewie for a walk
Lois: yeah i guess so, its best isnt it brian. (whispers i'll be back peter, i love you, we'll talk later)
(lois takes stewie and brian to the park, lois plays fetch with brian while stewie is in the sandbox building sandcastles)
Stewie: this does not look like a castle doesnt it
(tom a boy the same age as stewie walks over)(i had to make up a name because someone might find it offensive ok)
Hattie: what ya doing, dumbarse
Stewie: oh and who do you soppose to be, fatty
Hattie: im hat, give me your lunch money
Stewie: piss off
Hattie: I SAID GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY
Stewie: AND IM SAYING PISS OFF
Hattie: oooh, we got a stand up guy here
Stewie: ooh very funny,and hat? what kind of name is that! bob says hey hat, then hat says what, ben says no i was telling my friend to put on their hat!
Hattie: oh ha ha very funny, my full name is hattie! now GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
Stewie: PISS OFF BITCH!(punches hattie giving him a bleeding nose and he punches stewie and they were fighting for the next 2mins)
Brian: omg lois
Lois: what!
Brian: stewies fighting with some kid there
Lois: omg!
(lois and brian run there and stop the fight, they go the hospital to check if they're ok, stewies only got a bleeding nose and cuts from the fight but hattie got a broken arm and nose but stewie got away from it because hes a baby)
Lois: stewie how could you
Stewie: he started it!
Lois: i dont care, stewie(lois walks out the room)(brian walks in the room)
Brian: at least you won
Stewie: yeah, at least i won
(brian laughs)
Authors note: please review nice things. no offence to people if there is a name called hattie, i tried to make a name up just in case it was offensive to you, so im sorry if there is and offended you x