Hey! I'm back! :D Thank you so much for the reviews guys and I'm super excited to see what the Nordics have to say about all your… interesting questions. I'll try to answer at least 2 from each person, so please bear with me. C: Sorry about my really crappy format on the 1st chapter. It made me come off as sort of a lazy writer. I'll try my hardest to make this one great. :D And also, I'm pretty down considering there's another 'Ask the Nordics' Fanfic. Time for some competition. ;D Anyways, please enjoy! :D
Denmark ran in, arms full of random, vibrantly colored letters. "Guys! We finally got some letters from our fans… and I think we all know who got the most." Den smiled proudly, dropping all the letters onto the floor. With that, he picked up the first letter and began to read:
From: HayaMika
I have A LOT of questions. One for each, and then one for all of them to answer. ouo So here we go!
Iceland:Oh god… I can already tell this is going to be a complete waste of time…
Denmark:Iceland! Don't be so rude! –Tugs his hair-
Finland, Why did you name your dog Hanatamago? Is there a special reason behind it? Or did you just like the sound of the name?
Finland:Yayy! I get to go first! And it's about you, Hanatamago! –picks up the poofy dog and both look into the screen, smiling-
Well, I had a bunch of names picked out… they were "Go For It, Bomber", "Bloody Hanatamago", "Cheese Castle", "Struggling Boy", "Sardine Picnic", "Mokko-chan", "Salmijiro", and "Pylory-chan".Su-San didn't like any of them, and shortened my favorite to Hanatamago. Does that answer your question, nainen? –throws a thumbs up to the screen-
Sweden, Why do you always stay quiet? Talk more! ;A;
Sweden: I t'nd tah think ah'lot. Talk`in isn`t mah` str`nger point`, förstå?
Finland: I agree with the nainen! You should talk more, Su-San. You're so interesting. C:
Sweden: If yah` say so`, Fin.
Denmark, Why do you always drink beer? -3-?
Denmark:Oi, I KNEW someone was going to ask that! But I came up the perfect answer! Beer is good for your soul~, Right Norge? –wink-
Norway:When you die one day from it, I'll just laugh..
Denmark:Aw, C'mon Norge! Live a little~!
Norway, Why do you always ask Ice to call you Onii-Chan?
Norway:I deserve the respect… don't you think? No?...
Iceland:Nice try…
Denmark:Aw, C'mon guys! –messes up their hair- Your brothers! We should see some 'Brotherly love action.' ;D
Iceland:Not in million years…
Norway:Idiot.
-Icelands question ties in with Norways. XD-
Iceland:Great, of course it does. -_-.
Iceland: Why do freak out and start to blush every time Norway asks you to call you Onii-Chan?
Iceland:Lalalaaa, personalll~ -plugs up ears-
Norway:Yea, Ice, why is that?
Iceland:Sh… Shut up.
Question for Everyone: What color underwear are you wearing? (I always love to ask a personal question. Hahahaha)
Iceland:Pervert..
Finland:Mine have a cross on em` so Norway's creeper things can't get me! –snickers-
Norway:Not even Nisse would want to get in your pants…
Sweden:Mah` flag colors`, natura`lah.
Norway:How could you guys admit something like that so easily? To hell with this question…
Denmark:Norge's are Pink with bunnies all over em`. –grins proudly-. And guess what? I'M NOT WEARING ANY! Take that, losers.
*Facepalm*
Thankus!
Denmark:Your welcome, ma'lady! :D
Sweden:Any` da`y.
Iceland:I hate you…
From: PiaxChan
Hello!
Iceland:Another optimistic one…
Denmark:Hej! –Waves to the screen-
First of all: I love Denmark.
Denmark:I love you too. ;D
Norway:-glares at the screen-
So, now where we all know that, your idea is great. :D
Denmark: Nice to know… o-o –Confused-
on to my question:
Denmark, what do you love most about the other Nordics?
Denmark:Heyyy! I told you, guys! I would get the most questions! –winks-. Alright! Truthfully… I guess I love how we're all… different and stuff. Finland is the optimistic, Sweden is the intel-… whatever that word is, Iceland is the constant downer, I'm the freakin` amazing one, and Norway is…
Norway:Spit it out, Den.
Denmark:The… amazing one? –cringes away from the screen, slowly walking off.-
Norway:-Stares at the screen.- Watch out. O-O.
I'm waiting for a good answer!
bye ;)
Iceland:bless, Stalker.
From: SarahValeur
Denmark, What's the best about being drunk? ^_^/
Denmark: What? Me? Again? I'm on a role!-Cheers-
Well, I guess it's the rush! You know? Like, 'Hey! I'm drunk so… watch out?'. Yea…
Sweden:Ah` Get watch`a mean. –deep laugh-
Norway, Who's your favorite country - you can pick anyone. : )
Norway:Ew. What kind of question is that? There's too many to pick from.
Denmark:Eh, Norway? It's not me? –Sulks-
Norway:I-I never said that! –crosses arms and turns away from the screen-
From: Nameless O-O…
Yay! let's start! :3
Iceland:Okay… 'Nameless.' I'm sick of all of these queers…
Iceland, why dont u call Norway Onii-chan? D:
Iceland:Haven't I already stated this issue? –sighs-
Finland, why r u short? :3
Finland: B-B-Because… I was made… this way… -quite offended-. I'm only a few inches smaller than Su-San! D:
Denmark, I dare ya to french kiss Norway! :D I'll give you beer for the next 30 years.
Denmark: I'm not really sure he would like tha- WHAT? REALLY? BEER FOR THE NEXT 30 YEARS? –Runs up and makes out with Norway in front of the screen.- Now gimme! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!
Norway:What the? –slaps Denmark- Idiot! –Angry blush-
From: SomeSnowInShell
So, first off, I'm SomeSnowInShell but you can call me Su-chan if you want. Hej, Hej(san), Hei, Moi and Hállo!
Finland:Look, Su-San! They're names sort of like yours! –points at the screen-
Iceland:Another stalker that happens to know how to say hi in all our languages. Wow, aren't you impressive? -_-.
Hmmm... Now who should I start with? I think I'll take the same order as in greetings.
So, Danmark...hmmm. I'm sorry I can't think of any good questions right now. I'll go with an easy (and lame) one: Your relations with Norge? You know, DenNor is my OTP. Oh, Norway's not allowed to answer this one, I want to hear Denmark's opinion.
Denmark:Oi, This is going to be a hard one. Me and Norge? We're tight. –winks- And when I say tight, I mean TIGHT.
Norway:Sh-Shut up, you son of a b-
Denmark:Nah ah ah! –puts finger over Norge's lips- It's not your turn, now is it?
Sverige. Hur mår du? (mandatory Swedish finally gets useful) And how is Peter? Has he made any new friends lately?
Sweden:Bra.Du? Ah`. Learnin` mah language is ah treat, hm? An` Peta` has recentleh` become friends wi`h a gi`hrl na`med 'Wy'.
Norge. You're my favorite, so I'm going to give you some 'special attention' (aka torture). Hehe~
Norway:Og, Here it comes…
1. I know you don't like the way MoJ's (="Mats og Joa") plot is going on your part, but will you stop throwing books and stuff in my head and giving me the silent treatment whenever you object to my ideas?
Norway:…Never.
2. Would you ever consider marrying Denmark? I know you were married once. And don't you dare to throw that book at me.
Norway: -picks up book, but calms down a bit.- It's.. uhm… a possibility… -Blush-
Denmark:AHA! I knew it!
3. Are you good at cooking? (Denmark can also say his opinion)
Norway:I wouldn't consider myself good…
Denmark:-whispers- Nooo. Nooo! –cut-throat motion-
4. Are you and Finland good friends? What about England? He sees magical creatures as well.
Norway:Finlands not that bad, but my friends could squish England's friends any day. Let's just say… He sees magical gay ponies while I see… more interesting… things.
Suomi! Oma maa mansikka, muu maa mustikka~ (Finnish version of the saying "East, west, home is best") And yes, I'm a Finn, from Savonia district. I could probably ask all my questions in Finnish, but we want others to understand too, vai mitä? So, 1. Can I pet Hana? She doesn't bite, does she? 2. I don't understand why others always mock Finnish cooking. We do have a bit different taste, but it's not that bad. Don't you agree? 3. Are you friends with Norja?
Finland:kyllä! kyllä! Hello person from my house! If you're not busy, let's drink some Punsch some time! Go ahead! Hana would never hurt a soul. :D –Holds Hana up to the screen-. Our food is herkullinen! It's unique, and you have to have an open mind to enjoy it, right? I love Norja! I'm not sure if he returns the love, but I definitely trust him. C:
Ísland. My second favorite. You're also going to get 'special treatment'. ...No, no, don't look so scared, I only have couple of questions/requests for you.
Iceland:Ugh. Why me?
1. Who are your best friends among other nations? Also, do you have a crush?
Iceland:First, friends make you weak. Second, don't you think that's a little… personal? –gets closer to the screen and whispers- I have a thing for Norway… -blush-
2. Are you good at cooking? And does hákárl (did I write it correct?) taste good?
Iceland: All of our foods taste good. You should try it some time…
3. Call him 'Onii-chan' for once, okay? He'll be happy.
Iceland:Not again….
Tak, tack, takk, kiitos and takk fyrir! I hope you update soon!
Finland:Will do, ystävä!
From: Luvet333
Denmark,if sweden was a chick would she be hawt or nawt?XD
Denmark:That was the….. MOST AMAZING QUESTION ANYONES EVER ASKED ME! Even though they're not preferred, all girls are hot, so… Yes C:
From: Glassheart14
ok i have some questions i'd like answered! ok first one is for norway. exactly what happens if someone pulled that curl on your head?
Norway:That's something you'd have t- Ahhhh…
Denmark: -tugs his curl gently- This, my friend, is horny Norway. Say hi! :D
next one is for sweden. would you ever let finland top you?
Sweden:Ah`… that is ah go`od ide`a. Than`k yah`.
next one is for denmark. what's the sexiest thing you've done to norway?
Denmark:Well, when I was at his house the other day, I like, turned on the fireplace for the first time in forever, and then I took off Norway's shirt and, for the first time, I licke-
Norway:Den! That's not something you tell them! What the HELL?
ok i'm done thanks for listening!
Norway:This doesn't leave this room.
From: PurePinkEtiquette
Okay, so I wanna know:
Iceland:Finally! The last one!
Fin - Do you have a secret masculine site that nobody knows of, or are you just femi.. erhm.. a sensitive man right through and through?
Finland:Being sensitive is a good quality… right? Oh.. Well I thought it was. D: -Sulk-
And how did you get Hanatamago ;3 ?
Finland: Su-San found him for me! Wasn't that sweet? :D
Iceland - Considering all the other Nordics have a partner (No Nor, you may not disagree or comment on that one) do you feel lonely around them. Or maybe you already have a partner, hnn? Do enlighten me ;3
Iceland:I-I know they all do and I'm the odd one out. –twiddles with his fingernails- I just… stay with my puffin most of the time. And no, I currently don't have a partner… -sighs-.
Nor - Weird question, but what's the most embarrasing thing you've ever done? (Denmark, you can comment to, or any Nordic for that matter XD) You seem like a pretty plain person, but you must have done something embarrasing once XD
Norway:There's really nothing that I can recollect…
Iceland:What about that one time I dared you to run around Denmark's house naked, hm? Wasn't THAT embarrassing?
Denmark:Or when we were kissing under that one tree and a mom called us 'Fuck-tard Queers!' Remember THAT?
Norway:Thanks, guys… because that so helped out… -_-.
Oh, and tell me something about Denmark nobody else knows XD
Norway:Den gives… Good hugs. VERY good hugs. (Or did you all already know that?)
Den - Tell me about your wildest drinking spree. Who were you with, what kind of crazy things did you engage in, and what made it the best? :3
Denmark:I was with Russia and Latvia, and let me tell ya`! It was the CRAZIEST day of my life! One moment I see Latvia shakin`, and the next Russia's so drunk, he uses him as a vibrator! Heh… Heh… Heh.
Oh, and also, if you were in a locked room with Sweden what would you do? XD (jfgjsgjdhfovgdsfjvn*flail*)
Denmark:-Watches you flail- Uhm. You might wanna go see a doctor for that. And I would light a candle of course! :D
Sweden - Who, besides the Nordics, do you like the most of the countries?
Sweden:Uh`… Does Sea`lah`n Count? I`f Not, I su`ppose it wou`ld be tha Ukraine, sin`ce it's fuhn to watch` her ruhn inta` walls all da time`. –Creepy laugh-
Another one, if you could only take one thing with you on an abandoned island, what would you bring?
Sweden:Mah`Fin, o`course.
Finland:Aw, how sweet of you, Su-San. –kisses his cheek-
And that about wraps it up! How was your first batch of questions, boys?
Denmark:Awesome! Let's do it again!
Iceland:Shoot me.
Norway:I.. think I'm going to go take a nap..
Sweden:Woo`. How tirin` can this get`?
Finland:C'mon, Su-San! Let's sleep together tonight 3
FINALLY. I'M. DONE. Lol, it's hella past my bed time since tomorrows school, but who cares? It's Friday! :D. This was extremely tiring, especially since I answered every single question. This will be the last time I'm doing this. O-o. From now on, I'll choose the most interesting ones and use them. Anywho, PLEASE SEND IN MORE LETTERS! The faster you send them, the more likely it is to get chosen! I hope you've enjoyed the first real chapter, and have a nice day. –Goes off to my warm fuzzy bed-