Hello! It's me again, and it's time for a *Drumroll* Ask the Nordics update! I'm so excited to answer all of your questions, but theres so many. C: I have a feeling this will take a few days to finish… xD I'm going to try to answer all of your questions again since I feel mean not answering a few… but there's some I just don't feel like researching. .. Sorry for my utter laziness. C: I hope you guys enjoy, and continue asking tons of questions! :D
Me: Hello, my fancy little Nordics3 Are you all ready for another lovely batch of letters? There's a TON, so put your smart caps on! :D
Iceland: Will this be worse than last time? D:
Me: Yes. Yes it will. C:
Denmark ran into the Nordic house full speed, pointing at all the young boys, waiting for the arrival of letters. "Guys! There's WAYYY too many!" Denmark cried, begging for help. After about an hour of trying to carry all the letters into the house, they began to read. Luckily for all of you, Iceland was… Kind of… In a better mood today.
From: PiaxChan
Hello again!
Denmark:Hej, person that loves me! –gives the screen a hug-
Here we go.
Den, What do u want for Chrismas?
Denmark: What do I want for Christmas? Hmm… I want YOU! :D But since you're not in my world, I would want anything Norway gave to me. C:
Norway: Too bad I'm not getting you anything, idiot. –Makes mental note to actually get him something this year.-
Su-san, Would u like to see Finland in a pink dress?
Sweden: Ah alread`y see it everah` day! *HarHarHar*
From: HayaMika
I-Iceland... y-you hate me...? -tears form in eyes- Why?
Iceland: Huh? What? –Too busy slapping the crap out of his puffin to notice- Oh! It's you. Uh… I don't… hate… you…. Holy crap. Don't cry. I can't see a girl cry. –Turns away.-
Why are you being... A jerk today, Ice?
Iceland: I'm… sorry, love. I didn't realize I was being so mean. O-o.
From: xylla
Greetings from Oslo!
Norway: Hallo. I live there too, what a coincidence…
here's my little list of Q's:
Iceland: It does't look that little to me… :/
: whats your favorite Norwegian fairy tale?
Norway: I guess I like the Three Billy Goats Gruff. Haha… poor sucker.
: have you and Nor used any ehm... toys yet?*wink wink*
Denmark: Toys? Ahaha! Yeaa, of course! It gets pretty boring after a while, you know?
Norway: *Evil Glare* I thought we already had this talk about saying things like… that.
Denmark: Oh, Come on. You know you like it… -threatens to pull curl-
and Fin: where did you two go on your honeymoon?
Finland: We went… to the beach. –Giggles-
Sweden: Ah`, what a pretty night` that was. –sighs-
Iceland: Ew, Guys. Cut it out. -_-.
: what unleashed the volcano last time?
Iceland: I bet it was Norway's damn ghost things. Good god, he's never going to let those things leave me alone…
: could you have gone 1 month without any alcohol?
Denmark: Are you crazy? I would literally DIE… like of a heart attack or something. Are you going to take my alcohol away? *Grabs a bottle* My… precious..
tusen takk!
Norway: -Grabs the bottle from Den and hits him in the head with it- … Dinvelkommen.
From: Flamin E. 'n' Icy T.
lol!this is funny.
Denmark: Yea… only because I'm here. *winks*
Norway: Shut up, you cocky idiot.
Denmark: *laughs* Haha… Cocky. xD
Denmark, Did you ever think about putting Norway in a french maid's dress?
Norway: Who DOESN'T think of putting a girly little boy in a French maids dress? Cx
Latvia: I-It's… a painful experience… *Cries and runs away*
Iceland: What the hell? Who let HIM in?
Iceland, If your Puffin was human, would ya date him?
Iceland: D-Did you really just ask that? –looks down at his puffin- No. He's a bitch.
Sweden, who did you love before Finny?
Sweden: Ah, I didn't lah`ve anyone b`fore Fin. He was mah` first and onleh` love.
Finland: Aw, Su-San! You're so sweet! –crawls into his lap.-
Norway, Did you ever top Denmark?
Denmark: Since everyone seems to love asking this question… YES. YES HE DID.
Norway: -slaps him- I didn't think this was your question, now was it?
Denmark: Aw, don't be so mean. We all knew you weren't going to answer. C:
From: ImmortalKiky
Okay, I didn't get make myself to ask last time, but I'm gonna do that now, oh and i'm probably visiting ya this summer Danmark, and probably again in November for a con-Norwegian bastard- u btw hey~
Denmark: Awesome! That means you get to see the awesomnly amazing me! And ask as many as you want, person who plans on visiting my house. C:
So let's start, ja~?
Finland: Jaaaa! :D
Okay I will leave the first question will go to Svergie~
Sweden: Sounds good tah` me.
Okay so why do you have so cheap candy? Because I live like 1 hour away from your country so do I visit you a lot like at least 5 times the year.
Sweden: Ah' Believe that I should keep` mah` candy cheap`, that way` Fin can buy` all tha` candy he wants` when he come`s ova` here.
The second question will go to Island, um so do that puffin of yours actually have any name? Oh and it's damn creepy. ;A;
Iceland: Well, everyone calls him Mr. Puffin but me… so I guess that counts as a name. And I agree, he is damn creepy. And annoying.
The thrid question will go to Danmark. So is your hair naturally like that or do you over-use hairgel?
Denmark: … That's a secret that will never be told. If I told you, I'd have to kill you. C:
Oh and now to you Norge. Why are you so antisocial? BI Thanks to you so am I mosten mistaken for a Dane(Not like I care thougth o3o) People often say im the opposite of an Norwegian so go and get some more friends. No this is not a rrequest it's an demand.
Norway: I think I have plenty of friends… they're always with me. I just.. don't prefer real people…
Oh and Finland~ Why don't you cook more often? You really should you know, I wanna try Finnish food. U
Finland: I do cook! Every night for Su-San! :D You should try it, it's super yummy. C:
And now a question for everyone. Why do people keep saying that all of you 5 are Scandinavia? Scandinavia is ONLY Norway, Sweden and Denmark. People should really get that.
Iceland: Because people are stupid and don't do their research.
Finland: I think it's because they don't want us feeling left out! Right, Su-San?
Sweden: …Ja.
Well... That was everything~ See ya next time u
Denmark: You too! Farvel!
The Norwegian bastard is now over and out. CB
Norway: What? Your Norwegian? And a bastard? Not possible…
From: SomeSnowInShell
Hello again!
Iceland: Oh.. I remember you…
First, questions for everyone: 1. What is your favorite past time activity/hobby?
Iceland: Definitely not answering these letters…
Finland: Just answer it, Ice. *pouty face.* I like to go to the park with Hana and Su-San! :D
Denmark: Swinging around my axe, of course! It makes me think of the good ol' Viking days… *sighs.*
Norway: … Soap Operas.
Sweden: Anythin` with mah` Fin.
Finland: Aw, Su-San! Stoppittt! :D
2. Your favorite color?
Iceland: I guess I like… silver… since my hairs that color. Yea.
Finland: I really like light blue… like the sky! It makes me happy.
Norway: Uh… Navy blue?
Denmark: RED! Because it shows off my manliness.
Sweden: Ah` don't realleh` have a fav`orite color… I li`ke tha` Rainbow…
3. Favorite food?
Denmark: Ahh! I like me some Mandelbrød. It's nutty bread! How crazy is that? Norway: Anything from the sea is good with me… Denmark: Haha, Nor. That rhymed. Finland: Piparkakut makes my tummy tickle. C: Iceland: I guess… plain old pancakes. Sweden: Anythin` Fin cooks for me`. Well, that's all ah` eat anywa`ys…Iceland. I'm not a stalker! And of course I know how to greet you with your own respective languages as I'm a Nordic myself! Actually, I checked Icelandic, but my dictionary failed. It should have been 'halló'. I'm sorry. Qustion: Do you hate me or did you get up on the wrong side of the bed last time? Please don't hate me. Also, friends are important! People are not meant to be alone! It does you no good! (and believe me, I have experience) So shoo, go make some friends! I think Hong Kong, Liechtenstein and Seychelles are around your age. Oh, and your secret will be safe with me.
Norway: Everyone's a stalker to me… and no, I don't hate you. And my Puffin doesn't even let me have friends, so It's not completely my fault.
Denmark. Sorry, that was meant to be an easy one. Question: Norge's your best friend(/lover?), right? What kind of things you do together?
Denmark: Ohh! Me and Norge? We do all sorts of stuff! We go out to eat, go to the park, go jump off cliffs to swim with Narwhals… We practically do everything we can think of together!
Norway: Too bad he forces me to do everything with him…
Sweden. Jag är bra också, tack! I've been learning Swedish for five years now. And my Swedish sucks really. Like I said I live in the Eastern part, so I don't really get to speak it.
Sweden: Inga problem.I'm sure you'll get betta`h ova` time.
Finland. Sorry, I'm an absolutist. But tea would be okay (I don't drink coffee either). Where should we meet? Next time I get around Helsinki? Also, I must say I had fun Christmas holidays thinking about how MoJ's readers would react to the things I ate. And also, I'm a she.
Finland: Tea? I think we should go somewhere fancy, like Lappi Ravintola. That would be so much fun! C:
And finally, Norway. 1. You're not as bad as England, are you? Cooking, I mean.
Norway: What? I'm not sure, I don't cook all that much… and I usually don't eat my own food. I'm sure Den would know..
Denmark: His food isn't THAT bad! It's just everything he cooks sort of has a fishy flavor. Blech.
2. How you noticed what potty-mouth you have on some fics? I've already learnt pretty impressive collection of Norwegian curses.
Norway: Yes… I've noticed. And good for you. Norwegian curses are good for the soul…
3. Any books you recommender?
Norway: There's honestly… too many to name. Anything with Norwegian folklore is nice…
4. Sweetest thing Denmark has ever done to you?
Norway: I guess.. little things… like hugs are nice. Anything too big freaks me out…
Thank you! Update soon!
Finland: Alrighty! Thanks again! I look forward to seeing you. C:
From: June Petals
(Authors note: Echos! Hello, love, and thank you so much for asking questions. I hope you ask more, and it's super fun RPing with you on willowz. C:)
Hello~!
Finland: Hei, Echo-San! It's nice to see you sending me a letter! :D
Okay, first let me say that I simply adore Fin-santa :D
Finland: Oh, I know you do. C:
Norge~ I have some questions for YOU first :D
Norway: That was… unexpected…
What do you think of Hanatamago~?
Norway: Hana? She's… adorable… and I want to take her home. Did that answer your question?
Denmark: Aw! Nor! You have a soft spot for puppies! That's so cute!
Norway: I-I never said that…
Also, how long till you openly/publicly admit your love for Den? We're all waiting ;)
Norway: I would never say it publicly but I know you'll all keep making… assumptions.
Fin-chan~ What are you going to be for Halloween next year? :)
Finland: Su-San, Hana, and I are dressing up like sailors! It's going to be super cute! C:
Su-san~ Do you carry Finland in Estonia's wife carrying contest?
Sweden: You` know ah` did.
Finland: Hehe, Su-San! That was so fun… :3
And if you could dress up Fin-chan, what would you dress him up as?
Sweden: A bunneh`… cute AND sexy`.
Finland: Aw, Su-San, we're in public… *blushes*
Den, do you and Norge sleep together? *goofy smile*
Denmark: Do we sleep together? Of course! Norway practically lives with me!
Norway: N-No! It's… sleepovers, and it's better sleeping in your bed than… the floor…
Ice... just call Norge Onii-chan already xD
Iceland: I'm about to unleash the wrath of my freakin` volcano on the next person who tells me to do this.
One last one, for everyone~
What will you all be for Halloween next year?
Finland: Hehe, I already answered this! Look, Su-San! We got asked the same question twice! Feel special :D
Norway: I don't… dress up for Halloween. That's the best day to lock myself in a dark room and… practice curses…
Denmark: I always dress like a manly Viking! It's super cool, especially when I get to carry my axe everywhere without people freaking out. xD
Iceland: My puffins probably going to make me dress up like him again… *sigh*
I love you all, s'pecially Norge and Fin3 And Hana too!
Finland: I love you too, Echo-San! :D*hugs the screen*
Norway: Uh… Yea…
Hanatamago: Barrrrkkkk! :D (Love yuh!)
From: WestAero13
What is up awesome people? I greet you as a fellow Danish/Russian/Prussian(technically German but Prussia is way cooler than Germany)/and finnish person! And I'm Japapnese btw but that ain't European.
Iceland: … So you're a wannabe European?
ANYWAY...
Denmark, did you suffer bouts of major depression after your totally epic empire fell and your fellow Nordics ditched you?
Denmark: I don't really like to talk about that. Those weren't the… best days for me. *Sulkss*
Norway: Aw, you made him cry. Good job. -_-.
Why did you build that bridge (I forget the name) that connects you and Sweden?
Denmark: *Ultimately happy again* So we could go visit each other, of course! It's cooler running across a bridge than flying there, right?
Who(all of you guys) are your parents? Germania?
Norway: We're not for sure… but we've been told it's Germania…
Denmark: Hell yea! I hope it's Germania! He's super manly and awesome, like me!
Does Denmark still hang out with Russia?
Denmark: …I don't really prefer to hang out with him anymore since his sister, Belarus, decided to get a knife out on me. O-o.
Norway, can I get Alexander Rybak's autograph? 3
Norway: Ah, me and him are pretty close… I'll see what I can do..
Who's stronger, Sweden or Denmark?
Denmark: Me, of course! Who would even bother to ask that! We all knew the answer.
Sweden: Ah, Den. You might wanna` go check yer` History Books`.
Sometimes I see Denmark, England and Prussia hang out together, whats up with that?
Denmark: Because it's fun to get England drunk and watch all the hilarious things he tends to do… and me and Prussia are always together. We just all go partying a lot. C:
Iceland, how do you say your volcano's name again?
Iceland: Uhm… it's Eyjafjallajökull. But since nobodies able to even pronounce it, this may help. It's ay-yah-FYAH'-plah-yer-kuh-duhl. Have fun trying to say it still…
If you guys were on survivor, who would win and who would get booted off the island first?
Norway: I would purposely get booted off… I hate stupid shows like that…
Denmark: I'd so win! No doubt about it. *Thumbs up*
Iceland: What's this 'Survivor.' I don't understand…
Finland: It's this super cool show where they put you on an island in groups of two and make you do really weird stuff that makes your body hurt! :D
Denmark: Haha, Fin. That sounded completely wrong. Cx
Iceland: C'mon Den, you're so immature.
Sweden: Let'sa just move on tah` the next question.
Do you guys still go to Englands house and steal stuff?
Denmark: None of them will anymore… but I do! Ah… the things you find at Englands house… *pulls out a few FrancexEngland Yaoi pics* Hahaa. See?
Norway: E-Ew Den, put that away…
Are you wondering if my list of questions will ever stop?
Iceland: Well, you've asked a lot of questions so far…
Are you guys SURE that Finland is a guy?
Finland: Do I need to show you all PROOF? D: *Sulks*
Sweden: Ja… me of all` people wo`uld know.
What do you guys think of the deviant comics, "Scandinavia and the World?"
Iceland: They sure like their stereotypes, don't they?
Norway: Denmark looks pretty accurate to me on there… they're both idiots.
Finland: Su-San! The guy on there and you could be twins! Are you sure you're not related?
Sweden: Fin, they're cartoons`. They're not rea`l, li`ke us.
Denmark: *Drools and continues reading them.* This is EPIC.
Why don't you guys appear in my school history books more often? DX
Denmark: We don't? LET'S SUE THE CREATORS TOGETHER!
Norway: Since we prefer to stay out of things, I guess they don't think of us as interesting enough to add us in…
Finland: Where do you live! I need to go visit them and tell them how amazing our history is! :D
Why is Iceland ICEland when he's more green than GREENland?
Iceland: Things… just turned out that way, I suppose. Or some idiot thought it would be nice to confuse the shit out of people…
How did Sweden remain nuetral in WWII?
Sweden: I s`pose secretly, we weren't neutral… Let's just s`ay when tha` Germans wanted our telephone and telegraph lines b`tween Germany and Norway, so we tapped into` it, getting a ton of info`mation and giving it to the Allied powers.
does Norway attack people(besides Denmark) with his fairy people?
Norway: How do you know about them…? Anyways… I only get them to attack if someone really pisses me off… which takes a lot…
Can Norway play the violen? (Like Alexander Rybak 3)
Norway: We've played together before… and we play about the same.
Is Norway Denmarks fairy tale? XD
Denmark: Ohh! Like that one song! Other than the part that he's not a girl, Yea. C:
why do Sweden and finland always lose in Eurovision?
Sweden: Well… winnin` 4 outta` 56 is at least somethin`.
Finland: Well, I've once once! So I don't completely always lost… C:
Are you going to kill me if I don't stop asking questions?
Iceland: Yea… I'm really thinking about it. -_-.
Why are all your flags the same pattern only with differnt color schemes? Have some creativity people.
Denmark: Hey! I thought it was a pretty cool idea!
Norway: Only because it was your idea, Den…
Finland: I couldn't imagine my flag any different… I really like it. C:
Who is more awesome Denmark or Prussia?
Iceland: …Prussia. Only because the other choice was Denmark.
Denmark: Shut up, hater. It's me, of course! Prussia's a wannabe.
Are you 5 secretly plotting to take over the world?
Norway: H-How did you know?...
Whys is Norway wearing a sailor suit instead of a military uniform? (yeah, I know sailors are in the military but come on, you can do better)
Norway: Why? Because… I like it. I thought it was cool since I'm really close to the ocean but… I guess not…
How did Finland and Swedeb gain custody of Sealand when he's technically Englands and does Iggy still hate cause of the vikings?
Finland: He was all alone and Iggy ignored him. D: It was so sad, so we had to take him in!
Sweden: … Fin wanted a kid`, so I asked Englan`d and he let us have im`.
Denmark: And I think my drinking buddies completely over that. C:
...
Iceland: … Does that mean your done?
Now I'm done! XD *hugs denmark cause he's awesome*
Iceland: Apparently so.
Denmark: *Hugs back* Yea. I know I'm awesome. Cx
From: Glassheart14
yaaaaay! that was awesome! thanks for answering my questions! so this time around i'd like to ask dares of each one of you!
Iceland: Dares? That's a bit… different, don't you think?
Denmark: Holy crap! I love dares! This is going to be great.
ok first up is iceland, i dare you to throw your puffin at the wall! (i love the puffin soooo much but i want to see if it squeaks!)
Iceland: *looks down at his puffin* Gladly. *throws puffin at the wall as hard as he can.*
Puffin: What the hell you son of a bitch? That's ABUSE! ABUSE I SAY! Why I oughta…
Iceland: Dang… I thought that might of killed him. There would of actually been an excuse.
ok next is for denmark! make out with norge and you can only stop to answer other questions! (no objections from norway either)
Norway: Hey! That's not fa-
Denmark: Alright!
-Pause for dramatic make out session while Iceland throws up in a corner-
sweden! out hana on your head (she can not be removed unless she is in need of medical attention)
Finland: Aw! This is going to be adorable! *Puts Hana on Sweden's head* Oh my gosh! I need a camera!
Sweden: T-This is… uncomfortable…
norway...heh...heh your allowed to stop making out with denmark but only to...take off your shirt and show everyone your cute tummy!
Denmark: *Finally lets Nor get away* C'mon Nor! Do it!
Norway: …As long as it keeps you from making out with me…
Denmark: Here! Let me do it for you.*Winkwink*
Norway: N-No! You don't ha- *Super blush*
last one is for finland! i dare you to belly dance around sweden until he gets turned on (you can phisicly interact with him to...heh heh)
Finland: I-I'm not sure if that's… appropriate. C:
Sweden: Belleh` dancing doesn't 'Turn me on.'
Denmark: C'mon, Fin! You have a women's body! You could so pull it off.
Finland: I-I do not! *Blush and stands up* So… how am I suppose to do this?
Sweden: *Grabs Fin's hips* I think ya` go from side to side, li`ke this.
Finland: Oh! Okay! I get it! You can take your hands off my hips now, Su-San. C:
-It's obviously apparent that Sweden's turned on. C:-
wow i need help...
Iceland: *Still throwing up in a corner* Yes… you.. –blech- Do…
k thanks!
Denmark: No! Don't say thanks to us, thank YOU! It usually takes a lot to make out with Nor!
From: Spets
God morn'. I've got a question for Norway.
Norway: Mornin`… this should be fun…
As I am Norwegian myself, I have always wondered if you too freak out and become extremely happy and outgoing on the 17th of May?
Norway: I… never 'Freak out', but I guess I do get happy…
Denmark: That's my favorite day, only because I can get him drunk and uhmm… *clears throat*.
The rest of us Norwegians do anyway.
Norway: Yes… I've noticed…
Also I must thank Sweden for being such a nice neighbor, and for staying cheaper then Norway.
Sweden: välkommen. I don't believe in raisin` prices too much.
From: SaraValeur
LOL! Last chapter was great. ^_^g
Iceland: You actually find these amusing?
DENMARK: What's the craziest method you have used to get a product sold? : P
Denmark: Well, one time this crazy fan girl said she'd buy 100 dolls if I took off all my clothes and gave her a hug… and yea, I did it! It made me sort of wish it wasn't cold outside thought.
Norway: So that's how you sell so many…
SWEDEN: IF you could kiss any of the nordics, who would it be? ^_O/
Sweden: What`a silly question! Mah` Fin, O`course!
From: D.S.W.N.F.O.S (Authors note: If I may say, your questions are quite amusing, and it's going to be fun to answer. C:)
Hiya, boys *waves frantically* Sooooooooo, here's my questions, one for each and one altogether:
Denmark: Hej! *Waves back* Ask away! Cx
Sweden- Do you secretly build furniture and/or work at the Swedish markets in IKEA? If you do, which store do you work at (Yes, I am a bit of a stalker :D)?
Sweden: Who told` yuh`? Here's tha` address of tha` one I often` work at.
Local IKEA store
PO Box 700 343 81 Älmhult
Norway- MAH FRIEND'S TWIN! Where did you get your hairpin from? If it's a sappy story THEN YOU MUST TELL!
Norway: Well… If you really need to know… during the Great Northern War, before a battle, Den gave it to me to keep my hair out of my eyes so I could see what I was doing… and it was for good luck. Ever since I've worn it.
Denmark- MAH TWIN! *jumps up and down like a moron, finally calms down* Where do you get your energy and happiness from? (does it happen to live in your gravity defying hair?)
Denmark: I have a twin? ALRIGHT! My energy? Uhhh! *pats hair* Yea! I think it does come from there!
Finland- Since Finland is one of the top drinking countries in the world (along with Denmark), have you ever been drunk in public? If so, what happened?
Finland: I think one time I went to a stripper club… and I was the stripper. Or was that a dream? Hm… at least I've learned my lesson. :D
Iceland- First off, I cloned your puffin and he's sitting on my shelf. Next, what pissed you off so much that you made one of your volcanoes erupt?
Iceland: Want the real one? He's free. And I'm pretty sure Nor's little monster things did it… wait, have I already answered this question?
Everyone-
Iceland: Everyone…. That wasn't really a question. O-o.
From: D.S.N.W.F.O.S
Iceland: Hey… didn't you just send us a letter? You must be really committed to send two.
Denmark: Heyyy! Welcome back! :D
Crap, my Everyone question didn't get answered, stupid me *face plam*
Denmark: Oi! You forgot? I do that all the time! Cx
Everyone- You guys live in pretty cold places; do you ever get tired of the cold and snow? When it snows do you ever have epic snow battles?
Iceland: I think we're all just so used to it that it doesn't really bother us anymore… and our snow battles are very… interesting.
Denmark: Our snow battles are great! Sometimes, we knock each other out since we can throw them so hard! Oh wait… maybe that's just me getting knocked out. Cx
That's it, LOVEES YOU ALLS!
Denmark: Aw! You love me? I love you too! xD
With Happiness and Swedish Fish
Finland: Mmm… Speaking of Swedish fish, Go buy me some, Su-San! :D
Sweden: … Anything for you`, Fin.
Yayy! :D *Claps* I'm finally done! Wooo~. It's been snowing quite a lot lately, leaving me to have no school. Actually… it's mainly ice. It's so cool though since I live in Texas, and it's the first time it's ever happened! I've been outside a lot seeing how it felt to live in Nordic countries. Yes, I pretend I live in one of them… usually Norway. I'm a hugeeee Norway fangirl. :D If you haven't noticed, I'm all for DenmarkxNorway, but SwedenxFinland isn't my favorite… ^-^. Anyways, sorry this took so long. I kept getting distracted by sexy pictures of Norway and Denmark… *nosebleed*. I hope you all continue to ask questions! It's been really fun, and I wanna keep it going. Love you all! :D Over and out. C: