Soul's Deepest Fear

You ever wondered why Soul doesn't get out much? Well I'll tell you…it is a VERY good reason.

Here's why.

-The first encounter-

"Maka, I'm goin' out," says a white haired boy sliding on a yellow and black jacket.

"Eh? This late in the night? What for?" responds a bewildered pigtailed girl with golden brown hair.

"Heh…Blackstar and me are gonna hit a club," Soul grins "I'm told a lot of pretty girls, unlike you, hang out there."

Maka gets irritated and closes her book. "…Maka…" She hits him on the head "CHOP!"

"Ow Son of a-" Soul cuts himself off, nervous he'll get whacked on the head again.

"Just go already," Maka sighed "you're so annoying."

Soul and Blackstar meet up outside of the small apartment building.

"Yo! Soul! Where ya been man? I've been waiting for almost an hour!" Blackstar sighed very impatient.

"Ah, Maka was just in the way again is all," Soul grinned "to think she was jealous over something so stupid."

Blackstar laughs "It's cause she loves you man."

Soul begins walking with Blackstar to the club "Heh, ya think so?"

Okay so they're at the club partying. Suddenly the girls realize who Soul and Blackstar are.

"Hey…isn't that Blackstar and Soul from 'Soul Eater'?" said one of the ladies dancing with them.

"Hey, yeah it is! Soul-kun and Blackstar-san!" The girls begin to go crazy and start clinging to them.

"What the-?" Blackstar begins to freak out "WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO US!"

Soul is too busy enjoying the attention, "Huh what? Oh, relax this is fun..~"

The girls begin to rip off their clothes. This causes Soul to snap out of his "harem-loving" daze. "What the-?"

"Oh Soul-kun, let us become one through the *** bond!~" The girls all said at once. You're probably wondering 'well where's Blackstar out of all of this?' he ran off a while a go.

Soul passes out from the constant motions and…sensations. He wakes up outside of the apartment he shares with Maka, NEKKID! Hahaha..~

The next morning Maka gets up to go check the mail. She opens the door and sees Soul.

"! What the-?" She stops and thinks. "…Fangirls."

She drags Soul in and dresses him. When he wakes up he's on the couch dressed with a few lumps on his head from what seems to be Maka's chop. Though, there was a difference as if something new had surfaced in his mind.

Soul has a new found fear of fangirls. If you can dream it on an anime character…the fangirls and fanboys can do it…

Maka: And what did we learn today?

Soul: …Not to underestimate fangirls.

Maka: That's right. Could be worse, I could have done to you what Tsubaki had done to Blackstar when she found out -Maka points over at Blackstar and Tsubaki-

Tsubaki: -Bashing Blackstar's face in while transformed as a hammer.-

Blackstar: Why me? Soul was the one who stayed behind.

Yes you as decided by the narrator.

Soul: Oh how freaky fanfictions can be…

So that was my story…of why Soul hates fangirls…It's cause he's scared of Maka and Tsubaki. Poor Blackstar, he must be in great pain right now.

Blackstar: IF YOU SAID THAT THEN WHY KEEP ME BEING BEATEN BY TSUBAKI?

…All anime characters beware of Momo's fan fictions.