Gaara sat in his nice Kazekage office in his nice Kazekage robes with his nice Kazekage pointy hat looking at paperwork. It was nice...except for the papers...
Suddenly he felt something large come down on his head and was knocked unconscious...
When he came to he was in a dark room tied to a chair...surrounded by what looked like girls in labcoats wearing Harry Potter glasses and holding Hello Kitty clipboards...
"Um..who are you?"
"WE WILL ASK THE QUESTION'S!!!!" One with a blonde ponytail sad as she grabbed Gaara's hair and started pulling it...
"Ely back off we don't want him to think we're...up to something...do we?" One with curly dark hair said
"Oh I guess not!" Ely giggled as she skipped back to her circle of friends...
"OMG Gaara! In my house tied to a chair! This is like the best day ever..." A tiny girl with short brown hair squealed
"Wait is this another one of those fangirl kidnappings...if it is I swear I will sand coffin you all..." Gaara threatened
"temper problems" The dark haired one said as she scribbled something down on the clipboard...She then looked up"Hello Mr. Kazekage! I'm Dr. Lucy and this is Dr. Ely Dr. Juli and this is Maddie our un-paid intern.."
"AWWW why am I the intern?"
"Silence Intern! Now Gaara what seems to be the problem?"
"You mean other then the fact that I just woke up tied to a chair surrounded by deranged cosplayers?"
"Yeah other then that..."
"uh...I don't know...I mean...My head kinda hurts"
"Interesting..." Dr. Lucy said as she scribbled down more notes..."Now Gaara we understand you've been given the title...Insane...how do you feel about this?"
"uh...I dunno..."
"Interesting...Interesting...." Lucy said. She than started rummaging around in a bag. Now Gaara I'm going to show you a-"
"OH OH Can I do this Part?" Juli asked
"NO I'M THE DOCTOR!!!" Lucy said and then turned back to Gaara "I'm going to show you a picture and you tell me what you see..."
Lucy held up a blank piece of paper "Now what do you see?"
Gaara stared at her like he thought this was a joke "I don't see anything?"
"OH MY GOD HE'S BLIND!!!" Elizabeth screamed as she started running around knocking things over and making loud crashes...
"Oh wait I just had the card backwards!" Lucy said as she turned the card around. "OK now what do you see?"
Gaara stared "an...inkblot?"
"Oh dear you know what this means..." Lucy said as she turned to look at her co-workers
"No...what does it mean?" Juli asked
"It means he has no personality an extremely low IQ and does not possess the ability to remember things...We'll need to operate!" Lucy announced
"Operate?" Gaara said confused.
"LUCY YOU DON'T KNOW THAT! YOUR JUST TAKING STUFF OUT OF THAT FLOWERS FOR ALGERNON BOOK!" Maddie yelled
"HEY! Whose the doctor here!" Lucy said pointing at herself.
"umm... Gaara instead of telling us what you see tell us what the inkblot looks like to you...like a frog or a mud puddle..." Juli suggested
"Ummm...OK..." Gaara said as he took another look at the ink blot "A cloud..."
"WRONG THAT IS THE WRONG ANSWER!!!!"Ely screamed as she jumped on top of the helpless Gaara and started punching him.
"ELY NO YOUR MARRING HIS BEAUTY!!!" Juli cried as she ran over and pulled Elizabeth off of Gaara.
Suddenly a door opened and a middle aged woman walked in turning the lights on and causing all four of the girls to groan...
"What are you kids doing up here?" Juli's Mother asked
"Were doing a project for psychology class" Maddie said innocently
"Scilence Intern!" Lucy said
"HELP ME PLEASE!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE AND AWAY FROM THEESE MANIACS!!!" Gaara screamed
"Girls you didn't kidnap a fictional anime character and tied them up AGAIN did you?"
"uhh...no...this is just...A monkey whose cosplaying Gaara..." Lucy said smoothly...
"Oh...alright then..." Juli's mom said as she left
"alright continuing with the inspection..." Lucy said "Now I think it's time for the physical don't you?" She smiled as she reached into a bag and pulled out a chainsaw...
"Hang on! I'll take it from here..." Juli said as she took the chainsaw and tossed it out the window causing an oncoming vehicle to slam into a tree and kill a family of squirrels...
"Now Gaara..." Juli said trying to brush her hair back in a seductive way
"Oh god..." Maddie muttered
"SILENCE INTERN!!!" Everyone said.
"Now Gaara...are you in any current relationships?"
"uhh...no..."
"Your not Gay right?"
"I don't think so...."
"How would you feel about us going to dinner tomorrow night..."
"DR. JULI'S LETTING HER PERSONAL FEELINGS INTERFERE WITH THE INTERROGATION!!!!" Ely tattled
"I AM NOT!!!! IT'S IMPORTANT...SOMEHOW..."
Gaara suddenly had an Idea. "OHH YOU'VE CURED ME I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER I AM GOING TO GO HOME AND GIVE CANDIES TO ORPHANS AND HELP OLD PEOPLE CROSS THE STREET I FEEL SO HAPPY AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU GUYS!!!"
All four of the self proclaimed doctors looked incredibly proud...
"That was easy..." Lucy said "But I guess we have to take him back now..."
"aww..." Juli sighed
thank you Gaara prayed silently
"Ok lets ship him back guys..." Lucy said
Suddenly Gaara felt something large hit him over the head again...
The next thing he knew he was back in his Office...except he felt like he'd just been hit by a truck...
"...Temari..." He called faintly
The blonde Kunoichi rushed in "GAARA YOUR OK!" She exclaimed as she went over to care for her little brother...
"What happened?" Gaara moaned
"You went missing for three weeks...did fangirls kidnap you again?"
"I think so..."
"Geez you look like you've been locked in the backseat of a truck and been continuously beaten with a base ball bat..."(Irony)
"Why is my chest burning so bad?" Gaara said. He unbuttoned his shirt to find...
"Oh my god..." Temari said in shock as she stared at Gaara's chest
Gaara moaned
There on his chest was a Tatoo that said: JULI AND GAARA FOREVER KISS KISS KISS REMEMBER ME EVEN WHEN WERE APART XOXO
SOMEWHERE IN SWEDON
"Do you think he'll like the tatoo?" Juli asked
"Yes I'm sure he'll love it!" Ely assured her "Even if he was unconscious when he got it"
"At least I still have locks of his hair and shreds of his clothing to remember him by..." Juli sniffed. She then looked at Lucy... "So he's not insane?"
"It's iffy..." Lucy said as she manned the steering wheel of the stolen car. "But anyway now we're going to Japan find L..."
"How are we gonna find him when he's the most secretive secret agent in the whole wide world?" Juli asked
"You have me here!" Maddie said reasurringly..."We'll find him..."
"Shut up Intern..."