"OK Maddie!" Juli said as she pulled a sock out of her purse. "This is an authentic L sock! Apaparently it is the only surving item that ever belonged to L that wasn't burned like his photo's. I paid $3,000 bucks for it on ebay"
"Why a sock? L doesn't wear socks!" Lucy said as she observed the small article of clothing.
"Actually it's not a sock it's a sock puppet!" Juli said as she showed the face that was sewn on the other side. "L had to do something with all his useless socks!"
"Whatever lets just find L!" Lucy said as she snatched the sock out of Juli's hands. "OK Maddie! SNIFF!!!"
Maddie took the sock and rubbed it under her nose. She then looked around for a few seconds before shouting "THAT WAY!!!"
The girls took off down the streets of Tokyo following their Fangirl Bloodhound!
L sat in his armchair with his feet up sipping hot cocoa and eating cheese cake. From behind him was Ely who was sneaking up quietly behind him with a raised baseball bat.
"Don't even think about it..." L said as he turned around to look at the fan girl
"H-How'd you know I was behind you?"
"Becuause My friend Watari told me a suspicious looking vehicle filled with fan-girls had just pulled up three blocks from my house, I calculated that they were after me and had already taken the precaution to bar all the doors of this apartment which I proved positive by trying them all, I then asked Watari for an estimate of their height and I used that to determine how long it would take them to reach my chair, after that I simply waited, it was quite simple." L explained
"huh?" Ely said confused by the large words
"Why don't you tell the rest of your friends to stop hiding behind the sofa..." L said as he stirred his spoon around in his coco
Lucy, Maddie and Juli all stood up in awe. "I told you L has mad skills!" Maddie exclaimed as she took a seat on the chair next to L.
"That I do..." L said as he put his feet up on his chair and turned to face the four girls who had just recently broken into his house.
"Alright...So what are your motives for trying to knock me out? You weren't trying to kidnap me like all the other fangirls who find this place were you?"
"Actually Mr. L we were going to see if you weird or not..."
"And how did you plan to do that?"
"Well you see..." Lucy trailed of...How were the going to do it? "huh...you know I don't remember..."
"From the way you all seem to think I'm guessing you were going to make me take a boyfriend quiz that you have printed in your briefcase..." L pointed out...
"OH YEAH!!!" Maddie exclaimed as she pulled out the quiz... "OK lets start!"
"Question One, Whats your idea of a perfect date?"
"The one where my girlfriend gets to see me bust international criminals that would be pretty cool!"
"Ok...Next question, what qualities do you look for in a girl?"
"A cute personality and maybe someone who can surprise me...though I highly doubt anyone can surprise me at this point..."
"Alright here's the next one, Would you or would you not have sex with Me?" Maddie asked. She was instantly pummeled by the other girls who started punching her in the stomach (they're very violent aren't they)
"I have to admit that surprised me..." L said calmy as he watched the dog pile of girls on the floor
"I LOVE YOU L!!!" Screamed Maddie
L picked up a walkie talkie "security there's been another breech of fangirls, please come quickly..."
He then picked Maddie up by her shoulders and gave her a kiss on the cheek, "I'm glad you care so much..." Maddie turned bright red, she was practically floating on her own private cloud.
"Oh what? No kiss for me? I cried when they killed your character off in Deathnote!" Juli said
"Yes but judjing by that I Heart Gaara T-shirt I can tell your a Gaara fan-girl and I hate Gaara with a passion!" L said calmly
"You hate Gaara?" Juli exclaimed in shock "Why?"
L gave a little sigh "It all started many years ago..."
"YAY STORY TIME!!!" Ely exclaimed
"...As I was saying It all started many years ago at an anime convention in Bora Bora"
START FLASH BACK!!!
L: "Hi I'm L!"
Gaara: "Hi I'm Gaara...Is that a cookie your eating?"
L: "Why Yes! Yes it is!"
Gaara: "HEY LOOK OVER THERE!!!"
L: "WHAT! WHAT IS IT?!"
Gaara: *snatches cookies*
L: CURSE YOU!!!
END OF FLASH BACK!!!
"That's kind of..." Lucy started
"Yeah I know..." L said
"So your not going to give me a kiss becuase of that?" Juli sniffed
"Well it goes against my moral but I guess I can make an exception..." L said. He then smooched Juli on the cheek!
Juli giggled faintly for a few seconds and then passed out on the ground...
"Does she always do that?" L asked
"Yeah she has boy phobia..." Ely said
"Oh I see..." L said
"Do I get a kiss?" Ely asked
"Eh why not?" L then Kissed Ely and Lucy on their cheeks
"Yay!" Ely exclaimed
"PERVERT!!" Lucy screamed as she slapped L across the face. "I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER SAID YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND!!!!"
"Whatever..." L said bluntly as he rubbed his soar face
Just then security guards burst in and started dragging the Love struck girls away...
"Bye girls..." L waved
"GOOD BYE L!!!" Maddie waved "REMEMBER TO WRITE!!! I LOVE YOU!!!"
"you too!" L called as the security guards slammed the door. L then returned to his Hot chocolate...