"Hey Juli?" Lucy asked. "What have we been doing for the last two years? I think I blacked out."

"Oh no it's ok." Juli explained. "I just got writers block so the fanfiction stopped coming."

"So we were stuck in limbo for two years?" Maddie asked.

"I guess so."

"Like in inception!" Ely giggled.

"OMG THE CARPET IS FAKE!" Maddie screamed.

Suddenly all four girls woke up to find they were sitting in their stolen car with Leonardo Dicaprio, who had them all hooked up to his magical dream machine.

"GET OUT OF OUR CAR!" Juli yelled throwing her shoe at him.

"NO STAY IN THE CAR!" Ely yelled.

Leo jumped out of the car and began running down the street.

"I'LL NEVER LET GO JACK!" Ely called as Lucy manned the wheel and drove them off.

"So where are we going now?" Maddie asked.

"From what I can tell on this map..." Juli said. "We're headed straight for Middle Earth!"

"Ok, which turn am I supposed to take?" Lucy asked.

"You see that giant ravine that goes down into a black abyss?"

"Which one?"

"The one with the sign that says ALL WHO TAKE THIS TURN SHALL DIE?"

"Yep I see it," Lucy said as she took the turn.

Maddie looked over Juli's shoulder. "Wait a second, that's not a map that's a napkin you scribbled on."

"No it's a map-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

All four girls screamed as Lucy drove off the cliff and they plummeted down into the dark.

One convenient transition later

"Wow that could've been a lot worse." Juli said. "I mean I don't even have a scratch."

"Well good thing the car we stole had a parachute!" Lucy said.

"And lasers so we could fight that giant Noo Noo!" Ely added.

"And good thing that ravine actually lead to Middle Earth." Maddie smiled as she stared out at the beautiful scenery.

"I told you it was a map." Juli said smugly.

"Excuse me? But are you wizards with your magical flying chariot?" Everyone turned to see a small frightened looking hobbit, timidly watching them from behind a tree.

"Wow look at him," Lucy whispered. "He makes Juli and Maddie seem tall."

Both Juli and Maddie frowned.

"ARE YOU FRODO!" Ely screamed throwing herself at the frightened hobbit, thawing at the mouth a little bit.

"Uh...no...My name is T-Timothy and I-"

"OUT OF MY FACE LOSER!" Ely yelled picking up Timothy and throwing him across Middle Earth.

"Aww...that was rude Ely." Juli scolded.

Ely looked out at the horizon. "SORRY!" she shouted very loudly.

"You killed Timothy!" Another hobbit cried.

"Hey! I said I was sorry!" said Ely. "Now where is Frodo...TELL ME!" A dark Aura surrounded her and her face turned malicious.

"Uh...F-frodo Baggins?" The hobbit asked.

"YES..." Ely answered menacingly.

"He left Middle Earth with the elves back in 2003."

"What!" Ely exclaimed in horror. She sat down on the ground and began to cry. "Well that just figures," she sniffed.

"Aww...cheer up Ely," Lucy said. "It could be worse,"

"How?" Ely demanded. "HOW COULD IT BE WORSE?"

"He could've been Timothy in disguise." Maddie muttered.

"Hey!" Juli exclaimed. "I know what'll cheer you up!"

"What?" Ely sniffed.

"So we can't see Mr. Frodo Baggins right? Well lets go see the next best thing to a hobbit."

"Michael Jackson?" Ely said hopefully.

"Uh...Almost..." Juli said, " I was thinking more along the lines of a person who was short."

Everyone stared at her blankly.

"A very short blonde person..."

Everyone continued to stare.

"A very short and blonde alchemist?"

"We're not talking about the Oompa Loompas are we?" Maddie asked nervously.

"NO YOU DUMBOS!" Juli exclaimed. (Ely: Ha Ha You said Dumbo.) "EDWARD ELRIC!"

"OH MY GOSH!" Lucy exclaimed. "You don't mean-?"

"That's right!" Juli smirked as she climbed back into the car. "We're going to Amestris."

BUM BUM BUM

To be continued.

Epilogue: Timothy landed at a Michael Jackson Concert.