The day after Yesterday, which for Yesterday would rightfully be Tomorrow…
Hello again…
Today we will discuss the important topic of being mad. Now, I know I mentioned having an interesting brain. That may be derived from the fact that I am known as a Mad Hatter. However, I am a perfectly normal Hatter. Can't a person make a living without an old saying giving one a reputation? I used to be a perfectly normal, decent gentleman Hatter. Everything changed after that saying spread around. I'd say people thought of me differently. Apparently we Hatters, in the process of making our lovely Hatter Hats, inhale mercury fumes. Well, I was under the impression that Mercury was a planet, my good friend, and married to Venus.
Apparently not.
Although Venus has a reputation for being a beautiful woman, I'm surprised she hasn't left Mercury yet, if he makes people mad. Though he doesn't. I'm normal…normal…perfectly normal…
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
I expect the answer Tomorrow.