I do believe it is the morning sometime. Ah well, afternoon tea is enjoyed every hour of the day. I am terribly sorry that I never have an exact date for you, but the most one can do is try their best, you know.
At least that is what I am told. I was always told an awful lot as a child, you know. It was all terribly hard to take in. My brain became full of confusing and pointless things. Manners have never been an issue, for one. Well, if I could remember what they were I could judge that, but I'm sure I'm better off without them. The date is another thing, of course. Such wasted brain space! Today is Today, that's what I say. Tomorrow is something else entirely. But Today is the only day you'll ever enjoy. Tomorrow's Today you'll enjoy, but Today is what you're enjoying right now, and…
I'm confusing myself, and isn't that just what I decided not to do?
There's something else I was always meant to remember. I think it was important.
Oh well. Cup of tea?
Today's topic is…brains. I know I mention them an awful lot in my writing, especially my own, but they are quite important you know. I honestly don't know WHAT I'd do without mine. Probably turn quite insane, I expect.
What would you do if you didn't have a brain? Would you make use of yourself? Physical labor perhaps? Not that labor is ever really of much use to anyone. Unless you enjoy slavery. I don't. The Red Queen never much cared whether she enslaved people or not. In FACT, she often DID. Oh, terrible days. Sometimes she slaved her slaves until they lost their minds.
Hum…what was I talking about? Oh well, I'm sure it wasn't dreadfully important. Oh yes!
Is slaved a word?
I don't know.
Do you?
I don't.
Oh you do?
No, you don't?
I don't.
Ah well.
Cup of tea?