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Outside the Xavier School for the gifted, the Brotherhood are stomping their way toward the X-Mansion, destroying the security system.
The Brotherhood: Mystique, Sabretooth, Juggernaut, The Blob, Avalanche, Pyro, Toad, Emma Frost
"All right you wimps! Come on outta there so we can kiss your sorry asses!" Juggernaut called out the X-Men.
"Yeah especially you, ya little runt!" Sabretooth added.
"Don't take any chances anyone. You know the X-Men are ready for a fight. As always." Mystique warned.
"Who the fuck cares Mystique. Let's get 'em anyway. By burning their bloody house down!" Pyro proceeded to use his fire powers before the switched up X-Men came out.
"OK people listen up! We're gonna..." Cyclops in Jean Gray's body was going to explain the strategy but Wolverine in Storm's body cuts him off.
"Fight first and ask questions later if we have to!" Wolverine in Storm's body growled.
"Yeah, sure. What he said." Gambit in Rogue's body added.
"No! That's not plan! We go by my plan and my plan only! We're not doing it your way! We're doing it my way!" Cyclops in Jean Gray's body disagreed.
"Just shut up or I'll shut you up whinin' little boy scout! You can take your strategy and you way and you can shove it up your sorry ass!" Wolverine in Storm's body shot at him.
"For once Wolverine. I can agree with you 100%." Storm in Wolverine's body agreed.
"How about we start by kicking their butts and decrease the damage that those creeps are attempting to cause on the X-Mansion." Jubilee in Beast's body said.
"Well it's not that simple Jubilee." Beast in Jubilee's body disagreed.
"Yeah and especially when we got body swapped by Xavier." Rogue in Gambit's body added.
"Which puts us in a disadvantage." Jean Gray in Cyclops' body finished.
"C'mon Wolverine! I've been waiting all day!" Sabretooth called out Wolverine but he was unaware that he was in Storm's body.
"My pleasure dirtbag." Woverine in Storm's body obliged as he flew toward Sabretooth and took him down.
"Hey! I wanted Wolverine! Not you ya white haired bitch!" Sabretooth snarled.
"True but does this voice sound familiar to you?" Wolverine in Storm's body asked.
"What? Wolverine?" Sabretooth sounded surprised.
"In the flesh bub!" Wolverine in Storm's body answered as he used Storm's lightning bolts to shock Sabretooth.
"Let's see if Gambit can put this body to good use no?" Gambit in Rogue's body attempted to use her powers to take down.
"Likewise sweetheart!" Juggernaut responded by punching Gambit in Rogue's body in the face, causing the Cajun Beauty to spin sideways to toward the tree. He hit the tree and fell on his face.
"Careful with mah body Remy or I'll really get mad! Damn. Ah'm gonna feel that one later."
"No Gambit. You're going to feel it right now!" Mystique hissed as she struck "Gambit" from behind. "If you think for one fucking second that you are falling in love with Rogue? Well you thought wrong!"
"Ah heard what ya said about me and Remy, Mystique. And ta be honest with ya, Ah don't appreciate da things you said about him! So take that!" Rogue in Gambit's body roared as she charged the card and threw it at Mystique, causing the card to explode and hit Mystique in the face.
"You'll pay for this Cajun!" Mystique roared back at her.
X-Men are having a hard time controlling each other's powers while dealing the Brotherhood. The more Wolverine in Storm's body loses hid temper, the more dangerous the storms are becoming. Beast in Jubilee's body couldn't stop control Jubilee's firework powers as they're constantly blasting toward anything in it's path in his fight against the Blob. Gambit in Rogue's body and the Juggernaut are a battle of strength and a powerhouse brawl. Rogue in Gambit's body gain the upper hand on Mystique by using the Bojutsu Staff and beat her down. Storm in Wolverine's body and Jean Gray in Cyclops' body fought against Pyro and the Avalanche but only to succumb to the powers they have.
Storm in Wolverine's body took a very hard hit when Avalanche hit her with a huge earthquake, causing her to spin backwards and land on her head.
"Ow! I really do not know how Logan does this everytime he gets into a fight. Wait. Wolverine's body must have healed itself."
"Hey Storm! Don't tell me you forgot about my healin' factor, eh?"
"Do not be flippant with me Logan! And control your temper while you're at it because your anger is triggering a dangerous thunderstorm!"
"Good. Cause I'm gonna use it to fry Sabretooth." Wolverine in Storm's body growled as he summoned the hurricane with lightning bolts and hit Sabretooth so severely, that he'll need more than his mutant healing factor to save him but it awry when the Lightning Bolt Hurricane is headed toward the X-Manison.
"Wolverine! NOOOOOO!" Storm in Wolverine's body cried.
"Uh oh. I got really got carried." Wolverine in Storm's body realized that the Lightning Bolt Hurricane is going out of control.
"More than that Wolverine, your recklessness is about to destroy our home! I warned you!" Storm in Wolverine's body argued.
"Shut up before I get angrier Storm! Now quit yer bitchin' and tell me how to shut it down before anybody gets hurt around here!" Wolverine in Storm's body argued back.
"Alright alright already! You must calm down and be one with nature. Then you summon the weather back." Storm in Wolverine's body instructed him on how to control her powers.
"I'll try." Wolverine in Storm's body replied as he attempted to calm down. After that, the weather disappeared.
During her battle with Cyclops in Jean Grey's body, Emma Frost used her Telepathy to read the X-Men's minds and discovered that they are switched.
"Everyone! The X-Men have switched bodies! We must take advantage of the situation and defeat them now!" Emma Frost announced.
"Oh yeah! This is gonna be fun!" Juggernaut laughed heartedly as he used his power to bulldozed the switched up X-Men to the ground, destroying anything that gets in his path.
"Crap! This is ridiculous! How did these creepos find out about us?" Jubilee in Beast's body asked.
"Watch your language Jubilee." Storm in Wolverine's body told her sternly.
"Shut up Storm!" Jubilee in Beast's body shouted at her.
"Both of you shut up!" Cyclops in Jean Gray's body shouted at both of the them with the fire in his eyes.
"Ooh, Cyclops you are such a jerk!" Jubilee in Beast's body verbally blasted.
"Yeah? Well you're all just jealous about the fact that I'm the Leader and you're not!" Cyclops in Jean Gray's body arrogantly boasted.
"Did you not forgotten that I'm second in command." Storm in Wolverine's body reminded him.
"I don't give a damn what both of you say. I'd rather take orders from me than takin' orders from either one of you!" Wolverine in Storm's body snarled.
"There you go again Logan. Your stubbornness will be your demise." Storm in Wolverine's body worriedly warned him.
"Hell, my stubbornness keeps me in the game and alive at the same time." Wolverine in Storm's body arrogantly boasted as well.
"That's one of the reasons why I'm kicking you out of the X-Men for good." Cyclops in Jean Gray's body said it in his face, angering him.
"Why so you can keep the red-headed babe for yourself?" Wolverine in Storm's body furiously asked.
"That's right you son of a bitch! She's my wife!" Cyclops in Jean Gray's body furiously answered. The tensions between the two men are higher than ever and to make matters worse, the elements in the bodies of Storm and Jean Gray are rising up to a dangerous level.
"You listen to me bub! When we beat those dirtbags and get switched back to normal, we're gonna settle this once and for all cause I'm real sick and tired of you and your bullshit. GOT IT?" Wolverine in Storm's body growled at Cyclops with his eyes glowing with Lightning.
"100% tough guy." Cyclops in Jean Gray's body replied with a fiery glow in his eyes. Then all of a sudden, Ruckus hit the X-Men with the sonic wave scream with extreme force. When they got up, they find out that Mr. Sinister, Vertigo, Barbarus and the Nasty Boys attacked them.
"Sinister! I should've known!" Cyclops in Jean Gray's body exclaimed.
"Ah, Cyclops. I see you've got in touch with your feminine side by inhabiting your wife's beautiful body." Mr. Sinister said.
"What are you up to this time?' Cyclops in Jean's body demanded.
"Let's just say Emma Frost and Mystique informed me of the trouble you X-Men have caused them but they didn't say anything about you switching bodies with your teammates." Mr. Sinister answered as Omega Red stepped on the scene, destroying the trees with his powerful tentacles.
"Well everyone. It seems that we are absolutely out numbered and overpowered by our arch enemies." Beast in Jubilee's body informed them.
"I can't believe it! You two idiots unwittedly increased our powers when you were fighting!" Jean Gray in Cyclops' body shouted at Cyclops in her body and Wolverine in Storm's body.
"But this whole thing is Wolverine's fault!" Cyclops in Jean's body blamed him.
"I DON'T CARE IT'S STILL YOUR FAULT!" Jean in Cyclops' body yelled.
"Oh is that right? Well then I'm not sleeping with you tonight!" Cyclops in Jean's body yelled.
"Know what? Keep the Red Cyke! Judging by her attitude, I ain't gonna chase after her anymore because she's startin' gettin' on my nerves!" Wolverine in Storm's body told him.
"Finally we can agree on one thing!" Cyclops in Jean Gray's body agreed.
"Can't we all jus git along cuase Gambit has a feelin' dat we about git smushed!" Gambit in Rogues body warned.
"Yeah, really." Jubilee in Beast's body agreed.
"Looks like Ah have ta agree wit Remy on dis one." Rogue in Gambit's body added.
"Now that we're all here, let's destroy them!" Mr. Sinister commanded and then all of a sudden he got hit by a blast, severely damaging the left side of his upper body causing him to scream in pain.
"Who is responsible for the attack upon Mr. Sinister? Whoever attack him will be crushed!" Omega Red threatened.
"Yeah! Who's the wiseguy?" Juggernaut demanded.
"I am! And boy you picked the wrong mutant to fuck wit!" Bishop said as he appeared on the scene.
"X-Men! Get your shit together if you wanna be normal again! And no arguments!" He told them as he goes toe to toe with the Mutant Brotherhood, Sinister and the Marauders.
Next Time on X-Men Fair X-Change: Bishop came to the rescue but X-Men are struggling to put aside their differences as they fight for survival against their arch enemies. Will they get their bodies back or will they be forced to walk a mile in each other's shoes?