TO: theoneandonlypharaoh
FROM: pharaohsucksthiefFTW
SENT: Monday, 12:40 pm
SUBJECT: You are screw in the head...
You could have chosen any duel monsters in your deck and you just have to choose the furballs. *Roll eyes* Fanfuckentastic...how are they going to harm Kaiba? Throw furbies at him? Or maybe they are going to use their disgusting ultra mega cuteness on him? Yeah that surely leaves a mark.
P.S. I'm being sarcastic by the way.
TO: theoneandonlypharaoh
FROM: icfluffy
SENT: Monday, 12:45pm
SUBJECT: Err...
Err...why the hell is Bakura cover in furballs? Are those teeth sinking in his skin? O.O
TO: icfluffy
FROM: theoneandonlypharaoh
SENT: Monday, 12:47pm
SUBJECT: Re: Err...
Somehow the kuribohs have control over the hotmail and they read Bakura's last email...HAHAH serve him right. Never diss the kuribohs even though they are weak and all.
TO: yugimotolovesyamiatemu
CC: thisMUTTisownedbySetoKaiba
CC: ryoubakura
CC: themostsexyegyptianmanalive
FROM: icfluffy
SENT: Monday, 12:50pm
SUBJECT: Priceless
I just uploaded this video up on youtube watch it.
Starring: idiotic pharaoh&&foolish tomb robber
Tags: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Descriptions: Two stupid men getting ambush by kuribohs.
Link: Click.
TO: yugimotolovesyamiatemu
FROM: ryoubakura
SENT: Monday, 1:00pm
SUBJECT: A super problem
Malik has gone crazy. Since you gave him the idea to brainwash our boss he decided to mind control everyone else in the building. Not looking good so far because he's making them to build a palace for him with papers, PAPERS! I mean why not cardboard? Cardboard is nice and hard and it's easy to use.
So how's the Yamis?
TO: icfluffy
FROM: ryoubakura
SENT: Monday, 1:03pm
SUBJECT: Re: Priceless
Emm...nice video. I did notice some blood pouring out of Bakura's arm, I hope he's alright. I am 'bloodsucker52' by the way =D Watch the video I upload of me spanking Bakura and do rate.
TO: ryoubakura
FROM: yugimotolovesyamiatemu
SENT: Monday, 1:06pm
SUBJECT: Kuriboh Corps
Apparently, the kuribohs have taken over KC. Yami, Marik and Bakura and everyone else are being held as hostages. Joey is being put in a dog suit while I'm sitting on a throne. Seto is still in the infirmary room, he's gonna rip when he comes out and finds out that KC is no longer stand for 'Kaiba Corp'.
TO: thisMUTTisownedbySetoKaiba
FROM: idonthaveabigego
SENT: Monday, 1:10pm
SUBJECT: Stupid nurse.
Mutt, the stupid nurse won't let me out until she bandages my cuts, so the Yamis better be hoping my Kaiba Corp is in top conditions or else...
TO: idonthaveabigego
FROM: thisMUTTisownedbySetoKaiba
SENT: Monday, 1:13pm
SUBJECT: WOOF!
Woof! Woof! Woof!
TO: thisMUTTisownedbySetoKaiba
FROM: idonthaveabigego
SENT: Monday, 1:15pm
SUBJECT: Is this some kind of a sick joke...?
What the hell are you playing at Joey? I know I like how I call you a dog...but did you have to speak like one too? For the hell I know, you could be wearing a dog suit right now...
TO: idonthaveabigego
FROM: thisMUTTisownedbySetoKaiba
SENT: Monday, 1:17pm
SUBJECT: Re: Is this some kind of a sick joke...?
HOLY SHIT SETO! ARE YOU SOME KIND OF-
Wait, don't worry, but I'm warning you right now, DON'T COME OUT OF THE INFIRMARY ROOM IF YOU DON'T WANT A HEART ATTACK.
TO: thisMUTTisownedbySetoKaiba
FROM:idonthaveabigego
SENT: Monday, 1:22pm
SUBJECT: ...
Do not tell me the Yamis did some shit to my campany again? You know what, I am gonna fucken kill them when I get out of here. Wait, let me rephrase that...I will kill them when I get out.
TO: theoneandonlymightypharaoh
CC: icfluffy
FROM: pharaohsuckstheifFTW
SENT: Monday, 1:23pm
SUBJECT: Plan?
So pharaoh, you got us into this mess, shouldn't you figure out a plan like you always do to beat the bad guys?
TO: pharaohsuckstheifFTW
CC: icfluffy
FROM: theoneandonlymightypharaoh
SENT: Monday, 1:27pm
SUBJECT: Re: Plan
Correction. I always beat the bad guys with playing cards. You can't actually battle Kuriboh with duel monsters right? Since it's also a monster itself and I doubt my dark magician or any of my monsters would want to beat up the cute brown bear.
TO: theoneandonlymightypharaoh
CC: icfluffy
FROM: pharaohsuckstheifFTW
SENT: Monday, 1:31pm
SUBJECT: Re: Plan
You are freaken useless.
TO: theoneandonlymightypharaoh
CC: pharaohsuckstheifFTW
FROM: icfluffy
SENT: Monday, 1:35pm
SUBJECT: Are you sure it's a bear?
Oooohhh...I thought Kuribohs are wombats or something. Or it could be an instinct animal, or could also be A FREKEN VAMPIRE! Did you see the teeth?
TO: icfluffy
CC: pharaohsuckstheifFTW
FROM: theoneandonlypharaoh
SENT: Monday, 1:34pm
SUBJECT: Hmmm...
I have no idea, I guess I have to ask Yugi about this.
TO: theoneandonlypharaoh
CC:icfluffy
FROM: pharaohsuckstheifFTW
SENT: Monday, 1:36
SUBJECT: Re: Are you sure it's a bear?
FOR GOD SAKE! We are being held hostages and all you two can talk about is what is a Kuriboh? It's just a freaken hairy ball alright. Shees...
TO: ryoubakura
CC: themostsexyegyptianmanalive
FROM: yugimotolovesyamiatemu
SENT: Monday, 2:50pm
SUBJECT: One hectic day...
Here is the summary on what happen on the last one and a half hour...
I was being treated like a king by the kuribohs and they made Joey the dog. The Yamis were bickering over 'what is a kuriboh' issues and they ended up getting tied up and hang upside down on the ceiling.
Marik instantly exclaimed, "See I told you so, Kuribohs are vampire..."
Bakura groaned, "For god sake, can we quit it with this..."
And if me and Joey didn't think anything could go worse, it did. Seto came in...
He rages.
"OMFG! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! WTF HAPPEN! WHO DID THIS! WHERE IS THE IDIOTIC BASTARDS! AND WHY ARE THERE SO MANY HAIRY BALLS IN MY FREAKEN CORP!"
"See, its hairy balls." Bakura said with a smug smile.
"I thought you didn't care." Yami pointed out.
"Shut up."
"ARAGHRA! THIS IS FUCKEN CRAZY! I AM GONNA KILL YOU THREE ASSHOLES!" Kaiba screeched two octaves higher than usual.
And he somehow manages to summon a blue eyes white dragon and it eliminates the whole building.
"Reminds me never to piss him off" Bukura mumbled, his clothes were all torn and rip.
"That's what happens to you if you have such a tight ass." Marik sniggered.
Yami frowned, "So, it's alright for him to destroy his own building and it's wrong if we do it?"
"Yami..." I hissed for him to shut up.
Seto seems too snapped out of his angry daze and realises what he had done. "Err Seto...you can do anything but don't faint, I repeat don't faint-"Seto's body dropped to the ground and Joey sighed, "If this happen every day, I should buy Seto a coffin soon..."
"So...does this mean we don't have to come to work tomorrow?" Marik asked looking at the demolish building in front of him, "Oh yeah, you do know Kaiba also destroy all those innocent people in there as well?"
No one said anything.
TO: yugimotolovesyamiatemu
FROM: ryoubakura
SENT: Monday, 2:55pm
SUBJECT: Re: One hectic day...
That was quite an adventure.
So what did happen to the kuribohs?
TO: ryoubakura
FROM: yugimotolovesyamiatemu
SENT: Monday, 2:58pm
SUBJECT: Re: One hectic day...
Err...no idea. Probably went back to the shadow realm.
[Translation of what the Kuriboh said in chap 1]
TO: Kuriboh 1
FROM: Kuriboh 2
SENT: Monday, 12:35pm
SUBJECT: My brilliant plan
Let's be brilliant for once and take over KC. That shall show everyone we're not cute but strong.
TO: Kuriboh 2
FROM: Kuriboh 1
SENT: Monday, 12: 37pm
SUBJECT: Re: My brilliant plan
I like being cute.
Monkey Girl: OMG! It's been like 4 months since I posted chapter one Sorry, I ran out of inspiration.
LOL, I'm updating this now while my english teacher is reading ^^ Damn...so boring.
Well, hope you all enjoy this chapter xD