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Okay in this chapter, we make references to several internet memes. But you will have to figure out which ones I will use as you read it.
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(Devil May Cry [Dante's place])
Anzu walks in, with a stern look on his face and confronts Dante. "you have something of mine," Anzu says "and I want it back". Dante just stares at him and says "and that would be…?" "Requiem." Anzu replies. "and is it devil arm, gun, or medallion?" Dante asks. "Sword. Definitely sword. About three quarters of my height and about as wide as I am. Has all sorts of weird symbols on it that are blood red." Anzu answers, in a less-than-negotiable tone. "oh that one? Why should I give it to you?" Dante asks, in a very spooty-spoot headed tone. "one: it has been in my family for generations. Two: I am a trained Satsuki operative who specializes in demon-slaying. Three: I am a Tadayuki, so you really don't want to piss me off. Four: if I wanted to, I could summons a giant enemy crab right here in this very building for massive damage. And five, if you give it to me, I will give you alot of cash."
Dante, being bought on that last one, runs upstairs, a lot of movement is heard, then he comes back down with a suitcase that has a sealing spell tag placed on it. "so where is the dough?" Dante says, asserting his strength as he swings it up and slams it on his desk. Anzu whistles, and a large steel crate containing one hundred billion dollars drops right in front of the building and opens up, then he points at it with his thumb and says "right there". The two shake hands, Anzu removes the seal, opens the case picks up the massive sword with minimal effort, takes out a scabbard, places Requiem in said scabbard, straps it to his back and then proceeds to help Dante move the cash inside before everybody else notices it and they finish within less than a minute and then Anzu leaves Dante, Lucia, Trish, Nero, Kyrie, and Lady to count the money. Then suddenly, from out of nowhere, the King of Randomness appears and snaps his fingers resulting in the Rick Astley song "Never Gonna Give You Up" to play throughout the entire shop. Dante screams "WHAT THE HELL!" that's right Dante. You just got Rick-rolled. The Random-king responds to this by stopping the song and then speaking through a mega-phone the following phrase: "all your base are belong to us! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
(Konohagakure: forest of death)
Anzu appears via his Ninpo: kemuri shunshin no jutsu (ninja art: smoke instant body). He draws Requiem and says "time to test this baby out." Just then, many demons appeared, surrounding him. "perfect..." Anzu makes short work of them, but doesn't kill the last one. Instead, he makes it kill itself by saying "HEY DEMON! YOU JUST LOST "THE GAME!" another wave of demons arrives, but this time, Anzu summons longcat and tacgnol. The demons vanish. Anzu then summons a philosoraptor, and rides it back into town before dismissing them all. He then greets Allessa with a passionate kiss. Allessa says "so I take it you got it?" Anzu nods. "that's one piece of the puzzle, now I just need to find out what Samael is up to, then kill him off once and for all." Anzu speaks in an inspirational manor. Allessa replies with: "and I will help you do just that."
The two walk back to Tanigakure together, into the sunset…
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That is all the memes I can think of so I will have to end it with a cliffy.
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