Warning: This was created purely for no purpose whatsoever and probably isn't of my best quality so if you click on it you lost the game. Now onto something completely different. Oh, btw, I don't own Dora the Explorer!

Last we saw our... heroes? PFFFFFF, YEAH RIGHT! Anyway, last we saw the monkey and his abusive friend, Dora, their magical crap was stolen, and Boots failed at speaking Spanish. Let us now continue this wierdness, as you have wished it!

Dora and Boots sat on the beach, leaning against some giant rocks. It was a tense setting as for the first time ever, Dora was fuming in anger. Stupidly, Boots tried to calm her... in Spanish.

"Feliz Cumpleaños a ti..." He said sadly. That's when Dora snapped.

"SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU CAN'T SPEAK SPANISH!" She began ruthlessly beating him untill Diego came swinging in on a vine. Her anger turned on him.

"AND YOU! HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT? THERE AREN'T ANY FUCKING TREES ON THIS BEACH!" And that's when Diego tazed her. She screamed in retaliation, "DON'T TAZE ME CUZ!"

"Dora! You need to calm down! Animal abuse is illegal! I'm taking Boots away from you!" With that, he grabbed Boots and swung away on the magical vine.

"Go ahead! He's useless anyway!" Dora said when she got up. She then began walking down a perfectly safe path, which pissed her off because she didn't need to count in Spanish to get anywhere.

Meanwhile, in Diego's tree house...

Diego had Boots patched up in no time. Because in cartoons, hospitals are non-existant in this situation. You only need to go for check-ups, derp!

"Diego! You're super awesome! How did you swing on a vine on a beach?" Boots said in total happiness.

"No need to thank me Boots! It's just what I do, I'm an animal rescuer!" Diego said, avoiding the question. Boots didn't notice.

"You must really love animals to dedicate your life to this!"

"Yeah!"

"Yeah?"

"Yeah."

"YEAH?"

"yeah~" Diego said in a... concerning way.

"Um, hehe... yeah...?" Boots laughed nervously, as Diego approached him slowly.

"Now, now, Boots. Did you really think I do this crap for free~?"

"Ummmm... yeah?" Boots squeaked, wishing he was back with Dora as Diego grabbed his shoulders with an evil smile on his face.

Meanwhile, back on the trail with Dora...

"Stupid monkey, I'm glad he's gone! I bet he's soooo happy right now, but he's gonna learn Diego's true side, A PERVY WEIRDO WITH A FUR FETISH! HA!" Dora was ecstatic. But, just then, her fate was about to change.

"DORA!" Swiper grabbed her by the arm as he jumped out of the bushes, "WHY WON'T YOUR MAGICAL CRAP TALK?"

"Dora! Dora! He's trying to sell us, Dora! Save us!" Backpack screamed whilst wiggling on Swiper's back. "Aha! So you didn't suddenly go mute like you were pretending!" Swiper started running, still grabbing Dora's arm.

"What are you doing?" Dora asked, "Why do you have to take me along? I don't care about my stuff anymore!" Backpack gasped, "Why, Dora?"

"I dunno, what do YOU think I'm planning kids?" Swiper asks you. Regardless of you're answer, he then says, "That's right! I'm kidnapping Dora to use her as bait to get Diego to swing in on his magical vine, so I can sell that thing, too! Then I'm going to use that vine to get to his tree house and steal that magical telescope that can see anyone, anywhere! MWAHAHAHAHA! VERY GOOD, CHILDREN!"

"How the hell would they know that?" Map screamed.

TO BE CONCLUDED, MAYBE?

Yay! There wasn't much Spanish in this one, d'oh! But, there's one translation needed, anyway.

Translation!

Feliz Cumpleaños a ti = Happy Birthday to you

Alrighty then! That was the demanded next chapter. Unlike Swiper, I actually listen to what you say- are you ready for the conclusion? Or shall the madness end here? AND- any other children's show parodies you'd like to see from me? Now... REVIEW!