"Errrghhh...Lemme go!" Misty screamed.

"No way. The boss will promote us for grabbing you." Cassidy said.

"I'll get free! You just wait!" Misty said.

"No you won't." Butch said.

"Yes I will, Botch!" Misty yelled at him.

"ARRRRRGHHHH ITS BUTCH! NOT BOTCH! AHHHH!" Butch screamed at the human-turned-Togetic.

"Whatever you say, Bish." Misty said.

"STOP. CALLING. ME. THAT. MY NAME IS BUTCH. BUTCH BUTCH BUTCH BUUUUUUTCHHHH GRAAAAAAAH!"

"Calm down, Butch." Cassidy hissed at Butch.

"ITS NOT BUTCH! ITS BUSH! I MEAN. Oh great, now you've got me doing it!" He growled.

"Where are you taking me anyway?" Misty questioned them.

"To our boss. Now be quiet!" The two walked to the front of the truck to the driver and closed the door behind them.

MEANWHILE...

After five bazillion-jillion-million places, they finally found a school. And they learned stuff. And they became geniuses like Rootbeer, and wandered away. Exactly how they learned math, reading, writing, and a million other things and got in the school without any sort of form of confirmation from there parents in just one day is unknown, but they must be pretty awesome to have pulled it off. So they walked outside and read the words on the signs.

"Hey look! It says...He...hel..puh...won...ted!" Squeakerang squealed.

"Help wanted." Rootbeer said.

So they all walked in. "HEY WHO DO I TALK TO FOR A...Whats it called again, Rootbeer?" Oshawott asked.

"A job, Squeakerang." Rootbeer replied.

"OH YEAH. WHO DO I TALK TO FOR A JOB?" Oshawott screamed/asked.

A random person pointed to a guy in the corner in a black suit.

"HELLO CAN I HAVE A JOB?" Oshawott screamed-asked in his face.

"Err...Step into my office...I'll interview you and see if you're right for this job." The person in black said.

So they all wandered into his office. The other 3 stayed at the back of the room while Squeakerang sat in a seat in front of the desk of the man in the black suit. The man in black sat down.

"SO WHATS YOUR NAME?" Squeakerang asked.

"Its Mr. InpurtentPursunz." He replied.

"OH. THATS A VERY NICE NAME." She screamed in his face again.

"Indeed it is...Now, have you had any experience at waiting on people?" He asked her.

"Well, I'm waiting to see if you will give me a job right now! Does that count?" She asked him.

"Err...No. Not exactly." Mr. InpurtentPersunz said.

"Well, I don't understand!" Squeakerang said, confused.

"Okay...Where is your hometown?" Mr. InpurtentPersunz asked Squeakerang.

"UMMMMM...I forget!" She squealed.

"Oh...kay...Do you know what year it is?" Mr. InpurtentPersunz asked her.

"UMMM...WELL...Its a little over 1 year I've been alive..." Squeakerang replied.

"...Get out...".

So they all wandered outside.

"WHY DIDN'T HE ACCEPT ME?" She whined.

"Because you are an ignorant, lower class pocket monster not worth wasting time on." Smugleaf replied.

"Don't listen to him, Squeakerang. I don't know why he didn't accept you. You were perfect in there! Though you coulda done with less...err...yelling." Potato told Squeakerang.

"Okay, next time, I'll try to scream less." Squeakerang agreed.

"Thank Arceus...Much more of that screaming and my eardrums would'a exploded..." Rootbeer whispered to herself.

And so they wandered off to the next place.

"Hello? Is there anyone I can talk to here that won't reject me?" Squeakerang asked.

"Hello there! Welcome to McDonalds! Our job application accepting person is over there!" A random person said, pointing to yet another man in a black suit.
Squeakerang walked over to the man.

"Hello there. Would you like a job?" The person asked Squeakerang.

"Yes! I've been a bunch of places trying to find one!" Squeakerang said.

"Errr...Squeakerang...We only went to one place..." Potato said.

"One is a lot!" Squeakerang said.

"Okay. Do you know how to do basic math?" The man asked.

"Yes."

"Where do you see yourself in a few years?"

"Um...I dunno...Wearing pretty dresses?"

"Interesting. Why would you like to work here?"

"Because I need a job for money for dresses."

"Yeah...Um...I don't think you're quite right for this place. You can try that Burger King down the street, though."

So they wandered off to Burger King.

"Hello. Can I find a job here?" Squeakerang asked.

"Why yes, I'm currently finding people to hire!"

"Great 'cause I've been to like, TWO whole places and I still haven't been hired yet!"

"Well, if you worked here at Burger King, what would you do?" The man asked.

"I'd eat all the food and get money and then buy pretty dresses and make-up!"

"...Yes...Well...You might want to try the Auto Zone down the street. They need more mechanics there."

So they wandered down the street to Auto Zone.

"I want a job. Whats a mechanic?"

They all stared at the Pokémon-turned-human. She looked like a child.

"Little girl, why don't you go play with a ball or something?" One of the people asked.

"I want a job!" Squeakerang whined.

"Go try...mowing someones lawn or something. This is a big person job, okay?" The man told her.

"But...I'm a big person! I grew like 2 feet in one night!" She whined.

"Of course you did, sweety. Now why don't you go down there and talk to the people in that house? The grass on there lawn seems pretty overgrown, I'm sure they'd love to have there lawn mown or something." He suggested.

"Okay..."

So they wandered off down the street.
They saw the truck from earlier speeding down the street again.
It sped through a red light.

"Hey, didn't the teacher say red means stop?" Potato asked.

"Yes, she did! We should stop them and tell them!" Squeakerang said.

"That's pro'lly not a good idea. They pro'lly wouldn't listen..." Rootbeer said.

"OH. Maybe they're headed off to a place where they have jobs!" She squealed.

"Squeakerang, I don't think-" Potato was cut off by Squeakerang.

"LET'S GO FOLLOW THEM!" Squeakerang interrupted Potato.

"I don't know how good of an idea that is, Squeakerang..." Rootbeer said.

"LETS GOOOOO!" She screamed, running down the street towards the car.

A taxi drove by. "SQUEAKERANG! Wait! TAXIII!" Rootbeer screamed.

The taxi stopped and they all got in the car.

"Follow that black car with a red R on it, personz!" Squeakerang screamed.
So the taxi sped down the street following it. After a while, they arrived at a dock where the people got out of the truck and ran over to a large boat. They were holding a Togetic.
Squeakerang, Potato, Smugleaf and Rootbeer all got out of the car and got on the boat.

"Ooooh, a Togetic! Preeettty!" Squeakerang squealed.

"Hey guys...Doesn't this remind you of when we first came to Sinnoh from Unova on accident?" Potato asked.

"Indeed. So long ago...We came from one region filled with ignorant, lower-class creatures, to yet another region with more ignorant, lower-class creatures. I shouldn't be surprised. It is my firm belief that the world is filled only with in-bred, ignorant humans, and annoying, lower-class creatures." Smugleaf said.

"Don't be so negative, Smugleaf. It was fascinating when we came to Sinnoh! We got to see so many new Pokémon we had never seen before! It was amaaaazziiing!" Squeakerang said, reminiscing.

"So, you guys aren't from Sinnoh?" Rootbeer asked.

"Nope. We came here when Squeakerang saw a boat, hopped aboard and it started to float off. We followed her in before it floated off because we were worried about Squeakerang-"

"Correction. YOU were worried about Squeakerang and forced me to come with you. I would never worry about such an annoying, ignorant being as Squeakerang." Smugleaf interrupted Potato.

"I should of known that. Snivy, Tepig and Oshawott are native to Unova, not Sinnoh." Rootbeer stated.

"I thought the boat was a magical giant floating thingy that would fly into the sky into that star place! Like on that thing we saw on that box with people on it!" Squeakerang squealed, somewhat late.

"...Right. Well...I wonder where this boat is heading." Rootbeer pondered.

"We're headed to a region I've never been before! I can't remember its name, but I'm SOOOO excited! Its gonna be a long boat ride...So make yourselves comfortable!" Said a random girl on the boat.

"Well, thats just lovely..." Smugleaf said.

So, they all wandered around the ship, exploring all the different things.

"I love boat rides...They're so relaxing..." Rootbeer said.

"Yes...They are..." Squeakerang said.

Squeakerang randomly jumped off the boat and started swimming around.

"WOMAN OVERBOARD!" A person screamed.

A person threw down one of those life preserver thingies with ropes on them down to Squeakerang.

"GRAB ON!" The person said.

They pulled Squeakerang up.

"Why did you do that? I like swimming!" Squeakerang whined.

"...Right...Theres no swimming on this boat."

"Awwww...why not?" She asked.

"Because..." He said.

"Because why?" She asked.

"Because because."

"Because because why?"

"Because because because."

"Because because because why?"

"Because because because because."

"Because because because because why?"

"Because because be-"

"SILENCE, you ignorant fools. I am trying to enjoy my martini." Smugleaf interrupted, sipping his martini.

"No drinking on the ship." The man said, grabbing Smugleaf's martini and dunking it overboard.

He pulled another martini out from another magical place called NoWhereLand, and commenced drinking.

"No drinking." He poured it out again.

Smugleaf pulled out another martini.

"Where the heck are you getting those?" The man asked.

"From your mother." Smugleaf said sarcastically.

Just then, Potato ran by chasing Rootbeer.

"GIMME MAH COOKIE BACK!" Potato screamed.

"NEEVAAAAAAAR!" Rootbeer screamed back, taking a lick of the cookie.

"EWWWW, YOU RUINED THE COOKIE WITH YOUR COOTIES! I DON'T WANT IT NOW!" Potato yelled.

"PFFFFFT. Yes you do." Rootbeer said.

"No I don't." He argued.

"You do." She said.

"No I do not."

"Yes, you do want this cookie. You do." She said to him.

"You're right, I still want that cookie. SO GIMME!" He yelled, beginning to chase after her again.

She ran off to the other side of the ship.

"Well, that was totally random and TOTALLY NOT a random thing put in by the author just to stretch things out and make the chapter look bigger. And neither is this. Nope, she is TOTALLY not stalling because she just wants to finish this 'Fic and move on to the one with Rocke-Ooops! Almost gave a spoiler!" Squeakerang squealed.

"...Author? Squeakerang, what are you talking about? Its not like we're some characters in some 12 year old kid's random fanfiction, you ignorant fool." Smugleaf said.

Squeakerang made a weird face and wandered off.

Squeakerang looked up.

"So, Ms. Author, how are you doing?" Squeakerang asked seemingly no one.

"Oh, I'm fine. Just fine. Really trying to fatten this chapter up before I go to bed and plan my next fanfiction." A random voice that seemed to come out of no where said.

"Oh. Say, whats it gonna be about?" She asked, making an awesome face.

"Oh, it'll be about a special Ship-Ooooh, you little rat! Stop making me almost give away spoilers!" The voice roared.

"NEVER!" She squealed, running off.

"Pffft...You can't run from me. I'm the author! I'm everywhere." She said, making Squeakerang run into an invisible wall.

"Ow, what did you do that for?" She asked to the sky, whining.

"Because we gotta do the disclaimer." The author replied.

"Oh, right." Squeakerang said, as her pupils got small and she began to speak in a robotic voice. "The author of these fanfictions does not own Pokémon, Nintendo, GameFreak, Creatures Inc., etc. She also does not own Burger King, McDonalds or AutoZone. Please do not sue her for making these fanfictions because she is just an innocent girl who would not hurt anyone. Thank you."

"Good girl, Squeakerang." The author said, as a giant hand came from no where, petting her.

"Yayayay!" Squeakerang squealed.

"Holy crud, did you see that, Smugleaf?" Potato asked Smugleaf.

"No." Smugleaf replied.

"But there was a giant ha-" Potato was interrupted by Smugleaf.

"Silence, you ignorant fool, and leave me to drink my martini in peace." Smugleaf sneered.

"Hey, why is the fanfic still continuing?" Squeakerang asked the author.

"I decided to continue it. The next fanfic is better just put as another chapter to this." The author replied.

"Oh, okay. So whats the next chapter about?"

"RocketShi-OH MY ARCEUS. Stop that!" She growled at Squeakerang.

"Hehehe. Sorry. It's just so funny." Squeakerang giggled.

"Well I don't care. Now shush, I gotta finish this next chapter." The author told Squeakerang.

"Fiiiine..." Squeakerang said reluctantly.

(Is it just me, or did they not pay the taxi?)