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I'm back with the 2nd chapter!

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~Glee~

Finn Hudson Hey Britt! where's my magic toothbrush?

(Brittany Pierce, Santana Lopez, Kurt Hummel, Quinn Fabray and 48 others like this)

Brittany Pierce: My parents told me that there's no more magic toothbrush:(

Finn Hudson: That's lame.

Sam Evans: It is because there are no such things like a magic toothbrush.

Brittany Pierce: There is. Grandpa Murray can't be wrong!

Quinn Fabray: Hey! are we SERIOUSLY arguing if there is a magic toothbrush?

Brittany Pierce: I am right. There is a magic toothbrush. Grandpa said that he used a magic toothbrush when he worked with Houdini.

Finn Hudson: Who's Houdini?

Brittany Pierce: His old mistress.

Rachel Berry: Houdini is a magician.

Finn Hudson: Sooo...Old people can have an old, magician, mistress now?

(Brittany Pierce likes this)

Santana Lopez

Huge party at The Puckasaurus house tonight! Come!

(The Puckasaurus, Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry, and 118 others like this)

Kurt Hummel: Are the Glee kids invited? Am i invited even if i'm a Warbler?

Santana Lopez: Yeah, Ladyface. And you're invited too. Including Blaine.

Rachel Berry: ooohhh! Kurt! help me find a dress! I'm gonna crash Noah's party tonight! :)

Santana Lopez: Except you, Hobbit. I don't think you're invited.

Rachel Berry: AND WHY?

Santana Lopez: Because it's a teenagers party. Why don't you just crash some kindergarten parties? Your outfit will fit there.

Rachel Berry: Last time i check, YOUR NOT NOAH.

Santana Lopez: Well last time i checked, you don't belong to anywhere else. You just belong on Facebook.

Rachel Berry: What does that even mean?

Santana Lopez: Because Facebook is the only place where you can talk to a wall and not be considered as a loser, Man-Hands.

Brittany Pierce: Woah! Rachel can talk to a wall! What kind of language is that? Can you also teach me, Rachel?

Rachel Berry: I'M OUTTA HERE.

The Puckasaurus Da party was damn fun! Alcooooooohol!

(Santana Lopez, Finn Hudson, Artie Abrams, and 67 others like this)

Finn Hudson:Damn, dude. THE HOT CHICKS MADE MY DAYCOMPLETE.

Quinn Fabray: Of course, guys would be there for sex.

Finn Hudson: I didn't saw you there. Were you there, Quinn?

Quinn Fabray: No.

Finn Hudson: Why not?

Quinn Fabray: Are youfrickin' kidding me? I DON'T WANNA GET PREGNANT TWICE.

The Puckasaurus: Hey!

(Rachel Berry, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang, and Kurt Hummel likes this)

Quinn Fabray: Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy? HUH?

The Puckasaurus: Yeah, your bladder.

Quinn Fabray: Very funny, Puck.

Principal Figgins

Alcohol is very bad. WILLIAM! You got to teach your Glee kids to help stop drinking that is influenced by artists nowadays like Ke-dollar sign- ha!

(The Puckasaurus likes this)

The Puckasaurus: YEAH! Principal Figgins is ON FACEBOOK?

Will Schuester: Kesha?

The Puckasaurus: WOAH! MR. SCHUE IS ALSO ON FACEBOOK? IS THIS A DREAM OR SOMETHING?

Principal Figgins: Mr. Puckerman. I suggest you leave my status now or ELSE DETENTION FOR ONE WEEK!

( Finn Hudson likes this)

Brittany Pierce Help! Building a toilet is hard!

(Mercedes Jones, Artie Abrams, Santana Lopez, and 22 others like this)

Mercedes Jones: Okay, what the hell is she talking about?

Sam Evans: First, the magic toothbrush, now THIS?

Brittany Pierce: I saw an apple tree in front of Wes Brody's house. You all know Wes, right? The seven-year old i briefly dated? Well, it was his birthday and i wasn't invited. So i wanna get an apple to their tree. If apples grow on apple trees, then toilets grows on toilet trees. My toilet is broken. Because i went inside the bathroom and waited too long that i wet my skirt.

Rachel Berry: Oh my god, Brittany is like a tv.

Sam Evans: Why is that?

Rachel Berry: ACHILD CAN TURN HER ON? REALLY?

Kurt Hummel

is in a relationship with Blaine Anderson.

(The Puckasaurus, Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, and 32 others like this)

Santana Lopez: I KNEW IT.

Kurt Hummel: Awww..Blaine is so sweet...

Mercedes Jones: Huh?

Kurt Hummel: As you can see, we were at my room playing a jigsaw puzzle for fun. Then, after the puzzle was formed, it said "Will you be mine?"

Rachel Berry: awww...i wish i once had a boyfriend like that.

Finn Hudson: Ahem..ahem..ahem...*coughs*

Rachel Berry: All you ever did Finn is watch a movie with me. And you always fell asleep!

Finn Hudson: I'm still worth it, you know? ;)

Brittany Pierce: HA! Kurt and Blaine completed a jigsaw puzzle! Congratulations! I also completed too today!

Santana Lopez: Congrats Britt!

Brittany Pierce: Thanks San! I was really happy when i completed it. I only finished for six months! How cool is that?

Santana Lopez: SIX MONTHS?

Brittany Pierce: Yes! Can you believe it? And the box said 4-6 years! I am so smart!

( Sam Evans and Quinn Fabray likes this)

Blaine Anderson Strolling the streets with my boyfriend, Kurt Hummel!

(Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Hummel, and 102 others like this)

Kurt Hummel: That was so sweet, Blainy! You really don't need to put it on a status..you know?:)

Blaine Anderson: I want too, Kurty. I want to impress you:D

Santana Lopez: Blainy? Kurty? WHAT IS THIS? A TELETUBBIES SHOW?

Kurt Hummel: You're just jealous, Satan. Because you don't have a relationship.

Santana Lopez: Pff, no one needs a relationship. I need SEX.

Kurt Hummel: You're gross.

Santana Lopez: And hot. I already knew it. You don't have to compliment me anymore.

Rachel Berry

thinks that Finn Hudson is the worst thing ever created by God.

(The Puckasaurus, Kurt Hummel, Brittany Pierce, Sam Evans, and 12 others like this)

Finn Hudson: Well, i think you're the most spoiled, annoying brat i've ever seen!

Rachel Berry: You're the most rude person i've ever seen!

The Puckasaurus: This is so hot.

Finn Hudson: You're the most selfish and diva of all. IN A BAD WAY!

Rachel Berry: DUMB!

The Puckasaurus: This is just so fucking hot.

Finn Hudson: WHINY!

Rachel Berry: IDIOTIC!

The Puckasaurus: HOT AS HELL. DON'T STOP.

Finn Hudson: I hate you!

Rachel Berry: I hate you too!

Rachel Berry is in a relationship with Finn Hudson

(Santana Lopez, Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, and 127 others like this)

Kurt Hummel: So much for the "i hate you's", huh?

(The Puckasaurus, Mercedes Jones, Sam Evans, and 34 others like this)

Santana Lopez

Finchel reunite again, Klaine is formed, 2012 MUST BE HAPPENING FAST. I DAMN SWEAR.

(Brittany Pierce, Mercedes Jones, The Puckasaurus, and 6 others like this)

Kurt Hummel: Is there a "dislike" button here?

Rachel Berry: Agree with Kurt.

Brittany Pierce: if 2012 is near, How am i be able to grow my toilet trees fast?

(Santana Lopez, Rachel Berry, Blaine Anderson, and 18 others like this)

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