Am back:)
Disclaimer: No. STILL DON'T OWN IT.
Rachel Berry Spending my amazing (and exciting) day with Finn Hudson!
(Brittany Pierce, Kurt Hummel, Finn Hudson, and 28 others like this)
Finn Hudson: Baby, i'm gonna kiss you now ;)
Rachel Berry: I don't want a kiss...I want a make-out session:)
Santana Lopez: This is Facebook. Not a STRIP CLUB!
Finn Hudson: Shut the hell up, Satan.
Rachel Berry: Santana! Get the hell out of my status!
Finn Hudson: Did..did Rachel Berry just cursed?
Rachel Berry: No i didn't. What are you talking about?
Finn Hudson: You don't have to hide it from me, baby..It's kinda hot, you know?;)
Santana Lopez: This is bullshit! GET A ROOM!
Sam Evans My leg frickin' hurts.
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Santana Lopez: Your leg hurts, baby? Is there anything i can do to make you feel better?;)
Sam Evans: Uh..no.
Brittany Pierce: Were the same, Sam. I just sprained my arm and no one is here to help me.
Sam Evans: WHAT? WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL 911?
Brittany Pierce: I can't find the number 11 on the telephone button.
Sam Evans: Of course.
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Kurt Hummel Isn't the Hummel household party FUN? :)
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Blaine Anderson: Don't worry. It's fun:)
Kurt Hummel: Aww.
Santana Lopez: Eww.
Quinn Fabray: The party was crazy, Kurt!
Kurt Hummel:Was that a compliment?
Quinn Fabray: Yep.
Brittany Pierce: It was fun Kurt! Except for the fact i knocked over your priceless Ming vase.
Kurt Hummel: WHAT? YOU BROKE MY PRECIOUS MING VASE?
Brittany Pierce: It's okay, Kurt. I'm not hurt.
Kurt Hummel: That VASE took me ages to buy it, Britt!
Brittany Pierce: That's okay. I told you. I'm not hurt. But i sprained my ankle a while ago.
Kurt Hummel: UGH!
Rachel Berry Santana Lopez is making my amazing day horrible.
(Finn Hudson, Santana Lopez, Kurt Hummel, and 69 others like this)
Santana Lopez: What the hell are you babbling about, stubbles?
Rachel Berry: You're stupid comments are ruining my day!
Santana Lopez: Are you telling me that i'm wrong? Believe me. You're gonna end up on the streets like a hobo. NOT A BROADWAY STAR! I'm just being honest..and bitchy, you know xD
Rachel Berry: You're wrong. Someday you'll see me on New York with my face plastered all over the city and starring at Broadway shows. I'll have millions of crying girls. And boys.
Santana Lopez: Stubbles, the only fan you'll have is the one on your ceiling.
Rachel Berry: The only job you'll have is working on a pole.
Santana Lopez: Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
Rachel Berry: Bitch.
Santana Lopez: (B) Bold, (I) Intelligent , (T) Thoughtful , (C) Caring , and (H) Happy. Are you happy? Well, i guess not because you keep calling me that! Soo thank u for noticing, i try hard.
Mercedes Jones Creating a scrapbook for the Glee Club. It'll preserve the good memories!
(Kurt Hummel, Artie Abrams, Will Schuester, and 12 others like this)
Artie Abrams: Scrapbook? That's fun.
Mercedes Jones: Tell me about it. I LOVE PICTURES!
Brittany Pierce: I love the lightning!
Mercedes Jones: Why? (Please don't be dumb..please don't be dumb..)
Brittany Pierce: Because i feel someone is taking me a picture.
Mercedes Jones: Sweet Grilled Cheesus.
Finn Hudson: Did you just say Grilled Cheesus?
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Kurt Hummel Loves it when his boyfriend makes him feel like on "Romeo and Juliet"
(Blaine Anderson, Artie Abrams, Finn Hudson, and 93 others like this)
Blaine Anderson: You love that? Geez. I don't know i make you feel like that. But anyways, Thanks!
Kurt Hummel: Thanks?
Blaine Anderson: And I love you.
Kurt Hummel: I'm blushing in front of the laptop!:)
Tina Cohen-Chang: That was so sweet.
Mike Chang: Hey, baby;)
Santana Lopez: Okay, why is it the Changs are here?
Brittany Pierce: What's Romeo and Juliet?
Kurt Hummel: You haven't heard of it?
Brittany Pierce: No. All i know is that Romeo is one of my ex-boyfriends. You know, one of the football players? And Juliet is one of the names of my Barbie dolls.
Kurt Hummel: Have you ever read Shakespeare?
Brittany Pierce: No. Who wrote it?
Kurt Hummel: I'm talking with the smartest person in the whole world. Go figure.
(Blaine Anderson, Tina Cohen-Chang, Rachel Berry, and 52 others like this)
Santana Lopez I'm so damn tired and dehydrated. Cheerios practice. Glee Club. Rachel Berry's annoying voice and clothes.
( Brittany Pierce, The Puckasaurus, Mercedes Jones, and 113 others like this)
Rachel Berry: Shut up, Satan. Your ruthless status is also annoying.
Santana Lopez: Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. No one is asking for your bullshit opinion, Hobbit!
Rachel Berry: Finn, Defend me!
Finn Hudson: Hey!
Santana Lopez: Hey.
Rachel Berry: Nice work, Finn :(
Brittany Pierce: I'm dehydrated too!
Santana Lopez: Didn't you have an orange juice box last practice?
Brittany Pierce: I have. But it doesn't work.
Santana Lopez: Work?
Brittany Pierce: Yes. I spent 30 minutes staring at the orange juice box, because it said "concentrate". And i'm still dehydrated! That juice sucks.
Santana Lopez: No comment.
( Sam Evans, Quinn Fabray, The Puckasaurus, and 11 others like this)
Quinn Fabray I just got scored a date with Sam Evans. Get ready for me, Breadstix!
( Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, and 128 others like this)
Sam Evans: Don't get too excited, babe.;)
Quinn Fabray: And why is it, Mr. Evans?
Santana Lopez: Ken and Barbie annoys the hell out of me.
Sam Evans: Because i ain't showed you everything YET.
Santana Lopez: You guys are worser than Finchel.
Quinn Fabray: And what is that, Mr. Evans?;D
Sam Evans: My abs. My lips. My body. You've got it all figured out.
Santana Lopez: I'm gonna barf right now, seriously.
Quinn Fabray: Well, i think i might be ready for that;)
Santana Lopez: It's like watching a Facebook sex. Or Facebook porn.
Sam Evans: Santana, shut the hell up!
Santana Lopez: Yo Big mouth, This is Facebook. So you can't and NEVER make me shut up.
Jacob-Ben Israel: You and your boobs are hot, Santana.
Santana Lopez: Where did Jewfro came out of nowhere?
Jacob Ben-Israel: From your pants.
Santana Lopez: Shut the fuck up.
Jacob Ben-Israel: You said people can't shut up on Facebook.
Sam Evans: Right. Didn't you, Santana?:)
Santana Lopez: You know what, Jewfro and Big mouth? I'm leaving. See you on hell!
Mercedes Jones Just got home with a box of Cheerios. YUM!
(The Puckasaurus, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, and 21 others like this)
Brittany Pierce: Wait.. So the Cheerios can be put inside on a box now? Will they fit there?
Rachel Berry: LOL:D
Mercedes Jones: No Britt. It is not the ACTUAL Cheerios. Do you remember the box of cereal i shared with you last Monday?
Brittany Pierce: Oh!...The Doughnut seeds!
Mercedes Jones: Err..right. The Doughnut seeds.
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Rachel Berry Is it me, or Finn Hudson is drunk? I just recieved a drunk dial!
( Finn Hudson, Brittany Pierce, Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, and 38 others like this)
Finn Hudson: I'm not drunnk, I'm just intoxicated by youu.
Rachel Berry: Ugh! Your mispelled words just proved me right!
Finn Hudson: I rememberdd your face and wass so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall.
Rachel Berry: What now?
Finn Hudson: You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is overr derr!
Rachel Berry: Shut up, Finn!
Finn Hudson: Can i have directionss?
Rachel Berry: To where?
Finn Hudson: To your heartt..
Rachel Berry: So you're gonna shower me with yor pick-uplines?
Finn Hudson: If you were aa booger I'd pick youu first..
Rachel Berry: That's not gonna work!
Finn Hudson: If I could rearrange the alpphabet, I'd put U and I together..
Brittany Pierce: That will be hard, Finn. I can't even arrange the M&M's alphabetically!
(Mercedes Jones, Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Santana Lopez, and 123 others like this)
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