Hey peeps!
I am back with Chapter 4!:)
Disclaimer: Do I really have to repeat this ALL OVER AGAIN?
~GLEE~
Santana Lopez I hate my no-sex-for-a- week life.
(Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Lauren Zizes, and 132 others like this)
Rachel Berry: Santana the slut doesn't have someone to have sex for a week? That must be a record.
( The Puckasaurus likes this)
Santana Lopez: I wish I have a remote to control life like the one on "Click". So I can shut up Berry's big, fat mouth.
Rachel Berry: I was just expressing my opinion on Facebook. Is there something wrong with that?
Santana Lopez: Yes. By the fact that your STUPID, BIG, FAT, MOUTH is opened always on reality and on Facebook. Your mouth doesn't really give up, huh?
Finn Hudson: Shut it, Santana. I happen to love Rachel Berry's mouth.
Santana Lopez: Ew. How the hell did Stubbles happen to LIKE you?
Finn Hudson: Ha! You're just jealous cause I'm a good kisser.
Santana Lopez: BRAIN DAMAGE ALERT! BRAIN DAMAGE ALERT! Really? Since when did I happen to like kissing a giant toddler's mouth? I slept with boys that are hotter than you. And FYI, you are the worst person I slept with.
Rachel Berry: I'm trying to forget that "incident". STOP BABBLING ABOUT IT!
Santana Lopez: I SLEPT WITH FINNOCENCE. I SLEPT WITH FINNOCENCE. I SLEPT WITH FINNOCENCE. I SLEPT WITH FINNOCENCE. I SLEPT WITH FINNOCENCE. I SLEPT WITH FINNOCENCE. I SLEPT WITH FINNOCENCE. I SLEPT WITH FINNOCENCE. I SLEPT WITH FINNOCENCE AND HE'S HORRIBLE AT BED. END OF THE STORY.
Kurt Hummel Just going out with Blaine Anderson. AGAIN!
(Mercedes Jones, Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry, and 28 others like this)
Mercedes Jones: You and that Blaine boy are really taking things seriously, huh?
Kurt Hummel: What does "seriously" suppose to mean?
Mercedes Jones: Oh, you know what I mean.
Kurt Hummel: Diva! We're not taking things THAT far!
Santana Lopez: So, if you're with the Warbler, who's left at your house?
Kurt Hummel: And why are you asking that question, Santana?
Santana Lopez: Just answer it, Ladyface!
Kurt Hummel: FINE! Finn is left at the house.
Santana Lopez: Soo, you didn't hire someone to babysit Finnocence?
Kurt Hummel: Why will I hire someone to babysit my step-brother?
Santana Lopez: You know Finnocence, Hummel. My grandma's brain is bigger than his.
Brittany Pierce: Wait...Why would you hire someone to sit on your baby?
(Santana Lopez, Kurt Hummel, The Puckasaurus, and 31 others like this)
Quinn Fabray Seriously, Mr. Schue? You're gonna make us dress like as animals? NO FRICKIN' WAY!
(The Puckasaurus, Santana Lopez, Sam Evans, and 42 others like this)
Will Schuester: You are all going to dress as animals in support for the Nutrition Week at Mckinley's. Let us all remind people that killing animals for food must be stopped.
Rachel Berry: I agree with Mr. Schuester.
The Puckasaurus: The Puckster is not gonna dress as an animal. That will be a total turn-off for the chicks!
Mercedes Jones: HELL TO THE NO, MR. SCHUE!
Finn Hudson: I'm a lion, roar!
Santana Lopez: Are you kidding me? A lion? I suggest you dress as a whale. Whales are large but they have small brains. They totally fit you.
Brittany Pierce: I'm a bird, moo!
(Finn Hudson likes this)
Blaine Anderson Pavarotti the bird just died. I'm very sorry, Kurt Hummel.
(Kurt Hummel likes this)
Kurt Hummel: Pavarotti is very special to me, you know.
Blaine Anderson: It's fine. Pavarotti is probably on heaven now.
Brittany Pierce: Bye Pavarotti. I wish you'll see Goldie on heaven.
Kurt Hummel: Who's Goldie?
Brittany Pierce: He's my goldfish who was drowned by my other goldfish.
Will Schuester Whoever made the page , Mr. Schue Please Stop Rapping Because It Sucks, SPEAK NOW.
(Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Finn Hudson, The Puckasaurus, and 93 others like this)
Santana Lopez: Can I like that page a hundred times?
Sue Sylvester: I need to agree with Boobs McGee over there, William.
Will Schuester: Sue? Since when did you join Facebook?
Sue Sylvester: Oh shut it, Spongehair Square Chin. Every celebrity needs a Facebook page. And cyber-bullying your whole Glee Club is a source of my enjoyment.
(Santana Lopez likes this)
Brittany Pierce is angry at the librarian.
(Santana Lopez, The Puckasaurus and 3 others like this)
Santana Lopez: What happened, Britt-Britt?
Brittany Pierce: I went to the library and asked the librarian "Can I have a burger and fries?" and she said "I'm sorry. But this is a library,"
Santana Lopez: But Britt..
Brittany Pierce: After that, I leaned forward and whispered softly "Can I have a burger and fries?" and after that, she ran outside and blew me off!
Santana Lopez: Well, that explains it.
(Kurt Hummel, Quinn Fabray, and 9 others like this)
Tina Cohen-Chang At Taco Bell with Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson and Mercedes Jones!
(Kurt Hummel, Finn Hudson, Mercedes Jones, and 13 others like this)
Brittany Pierce: What are you all doing at a Mexican phone company?
Rachel Berry Is at Finn's room watching a horror movie.
(The Puckasaurus, Brittany Pierce, Sam Evans, and 93 others like this)
The Puckasaurus: Hell yeah! Finnster here is gonna get laid!
Finn Hudson: Shut up, dude.
Rachel Berry: For your information Noah, "Finnster" is not gonna get laid tonight.
Finn Hudson: I'm gonna kill you, Puck. I was already making my move!
Santana Lopez: One piece of advice to Hobbit: Don't lose your V-Card to Frankenteen. You're gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You don't wanna lose your virginity to a stupid, giant toddler.
Rachel Berry: Finn is not stupid! He's just…slow.
Santana Lopez: Oh yeah I forgot. He's not stupid. He's possessed by a retarded ghost!
(The Puckasaurus likes this)
The Puckasaurus: I'm gonna give Lopez a high-five for that one. HAH!
Sue Sylvester created the page William Schuester Needs to Shave His Hideous Hair
(The Puckasaurus, Dave Karofsky, and 122 others like this)
Will Schuester: SUE!
Sue Sylvester: The 124 likes just proved you need to shave that bird's nest hair.
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