A/N Took me a while I know but I'm getting there and 200 points officially go to Shandell, Animal-viper-cena-fan, Angnesita1385 and nooneyouknow.

Chapter 3 BBQ

Ravens POV

"Randy!" I called out from the garage again. We had done so much since we got in that I could hardly believe that I was still standing up right. Since annoucing our marriage my phone had been bombarded with texts from Dad and Trish, I ignored them. Not because I wasn't speaking to them but because I would be back at their house in about an hour, I could answer their questions then. After everything had been taken care of (as Randy put it) I was now trying to figure out what to wear, every year around this time, just before Wrestlemania my father held a barbecue. Me and Randy had been going since we met and I wasn't about to miss this one. I hadn't missed one since getting out of the nut house and the SAS I wasn't about to start now.

"Randy!" I yelled again looking at my favourite pair of jeans, it was like the eternal struggle to get them on.

"Do you have to shout?" Randy asked feigning irritation.

"Yes" I pulled out the jeans "Can you help me?"

"You know you can't wear those Raven" Randy put the jeans back and pulled out some short shorts instead. "How about these?"

"No way too short" I was being picky and he knew it.

"Raven you and I both know that it won't matter what you wear because as soon as I get you alone I'm just gonna rip it off you" Randy kissed my cheek. That same ache started in my lower belly, he was so addictive that everytime he went near me I craved him.

"Your right, can you do me a favour? Can you go and ring Dad and tell him to stop texting me. I'll get dressed then we can go"

"Sure"

Randy's POV

It took her a while but soon enough she hobbled out to the front to meet me. I swear my jaw hit the floor when I laid my eyes on my wife. Hugged to her curvy frame was a fifties styled dress, black of course with white polka dots. Raven only owned dresses from the fifties which was weird but this dress, well lets just say I hope she hates it because I planned on tearing it off asap.

"You like?" Raven smiled as I closed my mouth. After all this time she was still driving me insane, no offense to Sam but she stopped having that effect on me a very long time ago.

"I hope you hate that dress" I kissed her neck, luckily we weren't on a schedule.

"I have another just like it so you can rip all you want" Raven laughed pushing me away "Lets get this over with Randy"

At the BBQ...

Raven's POV

Walking through that gate bought back all the de-je-vu, it always would. Dad and other various family were all around the backyard talking and celebrating the up-coming event. I was more happy that Randy had let me drive, I could still do that I just had to be careful and pay very close attention, well not really but Randy made me.

"Hey guys" I called out going inside to grab a cold drink while Randy went to talk to John. It was just Trish and Steph in the kitchen, two former womens champions with bulging bellies, it was just plain weird to me.

"Raven!" Trish could barely get her arms around me, both of them glad to see me. "Is it true?"

"Is what true?"

"You and Randy got married" Trish asked wide-eyed, it was like we were all teens back at school and I told them about a secret crush.

"Who told you that lie?" I asked grabbing a coke.

"Thats so nice Raven" Randy shot me a look coming inside

"Rand I already told you I only married you because I was bored"

"Ah I thought it was to get my money?"

"Nah I've got enough of that although I guess more wouldn't hurt"

Randy laughed taking my coke off me "And now you can't have this."

"Enough you two!" Steph shook her head laughing at our childish behaviour. Neither Randy or me cared that we were acting like children because almost everything in our lives has been so serious and morbid, why couldn't we have some fun.

"Yes we got married, are there any more stupid questions?"

"Ooh I have one" Randy laughed following me outside.

"Don't start Orton and give me back my coke"

For a while we just mixed and mingled talking to people and being asked the same stupid question, for the last time yes me and Randy are married. What did I have to do to get that message across, paint it on a giant fucking billboard?

Thirty minutes later Randy came and found me, I was talking to my grandmother Robin who ironically only spoke Czech, luckily her husband spoke both Czech and English. I excused myself and wondered to the back porch with my husband, I was so happy I could say that and be correct.

"You know Vince is here right?" Randy started

"I know something worse"

"What?"

"Iziah is here too"

"Your right that is bad" Randy laughed as I laid my head against his shoulders. "Still I guess it could be worse and when I think of something worse than your sister I'll let you know"

"There you are!" Jamie squealed, I guess she didn't want me outta her sight from now on "I am so happy that you and Randy are married! Yay shiny brother in law"

"Thanks Jamie, that means so much coming from you" Randy laughed.

"Hey! I just heard the news" Iziah growled pushing in front of Jamie and standing over me threatenly "How could you Raven?"

"What?"

"We already have one douche in the family and now you add another one, seriously isn't one douche enough?"

"Ignore her"

"I always do" Randy kissed the top of my head as Iziah rolled her eyes. "And how are you Iziah?"

"I was great until I found out that we have another knob-head in the family"

"Tell you what, stop calling my husband a knob-head and pretend to be happy and I won't ram this crutch down your throat"

Iziah pretended to think about it seriously "Yay! your married to Randy!"

"Good girl"

"Hey Raven" Storm cut in quietly, seriously they were all crowding around me like I was a new foreign exchange student.

I didn't say anything as I stood up slightly shaky. I slapped her right across the face, "Thats for lying to me." I slapped her again "Thats for not listening and going against my wishes" Suddenly I pulled her into the most greatful hug I had ever given anybody. "And thats for bringing Randy back to me."

Storm took it and hugged me back, I guess that holiday did more wonder than anyone realised. "Your welcome you stubborn bitch"

"Speaking of stubborn, I have to talk to Vince" I kissed Randy on the cheek, "I'll be back soon hopefully"

"Have fun babe"

"I'm sure I will"

Randy's POV

While she was gone I had to endure the third degree from Iziah about hurting her sister and what not. I had known Iziah as long as I had known Raven and she really thought I was going to be a bad guy? I guess to Iziah unless your Rey you were always going to be the bad guy. At long last Raven was back, I couldn't decipher the look on her face but I took it as bad news.

"Ooh is he dying? Tell me he's dying" Iziah asked joyfully. Instantly she shut up when Raven shot her a look. Oh that was bad.

"Lets go home, we need to talk"