Well, hey guys! Sorry I haven't updated… I'm making the chapters longer. Halleluiah! On with the story!

Clarisse POV

"Even if you didn't, you're hot too." Chris mutters quietly.

Hell yes!

Then Jackson ruined the moment. He popped up from behind the couch and screamed

"HI CHRIS!"

"GODS DARNIT JACKSON!" I screamed.

"We're playing Truth or Dare," Jackson said matter-of-factly.

Chris looked a bit down. "Oh."

"Want to join?" I asked. This spread hushed whispers around the room.

"Sure," he said.

I smile very evilly. "Grover, Truth or Dare?"

He groaned and spit out the can he was chewing. "Dare."

My smile gets wider and wider until I think my face might split. "I dare you to make out with Athena."

Athena's eyes widened so wide I thought they might pop out.

"Errrr," Grover tried to back away but some of the gods caught him.

"Go!" and roughly pushed him to Athena. He looked up nervously, then laughed nervously.

My patience is running thin.

I shove him onto Athena, all traces of patience gone, then laugh as they topple onto each other and begin to make out.
As soon as it starts to get graphic, someone pulls them off each other.

Annabeth smirks at both of them. "There was more truth in that than (then?) there was dare."

Athena and Grover flush pink.

"You're up!" bellowed Ares.

"Zeus," Grover said, "Truth or Dare?"

Zeus sighed. "Dare."

Grover grins. "Get up there and sing Barbie Girl."

"Noo! Not that song!"

"Yes that song."

Zeus laughs maniacally. "I'm only doing this because I'm crazy," he says in a high-pitched voice, as though imitating a counselor. He needs one. "Just because I'm crazy!" He crawls like a toddler to the front of the room and grabbed a mike from the hands of the waiting Grover.

He smiles like a psycho. "Daddy, please help me," he says, and wraps himself around Grover's legs.

Issues!

Grover shakes him off and shoves him.

"Sing, Zeus."

Zeus narrows his eyes and motioned Grover to start the music.

I'm a Barbie girl/in a Barbie world/thin and plastic/it's fantastic!

And on went the torture of Zeus.

I started booing halfway through the song, because, well, to put it lightly, Zeus sucked. I don't know if I've heard anything worse in my entire life. Ugh. It was terrible. He'd be covered in tomatoes if I had any. Which I sadly don't. I don't how any of us actually survived. It was that bad. It was sickening watching his face as he sang. He looked- in to it.

How is that?

Zeus took all to long to finish the song.

"Erm. Who to pick." He hummed to himself. He needs a counselor. He really needs one.

"Percy! Truth or Dare!" Zeus grinned like a little boy on Christmas and motioned for Jackson to tell him.

"Dare," he grumbled.

Zeus' grin nearly split his face. I like this!

"I dare you to dance to Sexy Can I in a bikini. Really sexily too!"

I cracked up! Gods, this was going to be so funny! He grumbled and went to get changed for the dance. Everyone was rolling around laughing once he was out of the room. We still were laughing when he came back in. He glared at us and everyone struggled to keep our eyes away from his bottom half. It was very hard though!

He hopped on stage and began to shake his butt to the song. It FAILED. I swear, my dad could dance better than that! It was hilarious though! Chase was drooling a bit…. eww….

"I'm NEVER doing that again!" Jackson yelled at us when we were done laughing. I smirked.

"Aw, but we loved it soooo much!"

"Yeah, we did!" chorused around the room. He glared and went to go get changed.

When he was back, he smirked right at my dad, who was still guwaffing.

"Truth or Dare?" he said, with that girly smirk of his.

"Dare!" my dad yelled, like the manly man he is.

"I dare you to wear a pretty purple strapless dress for the rest of the game! And act like a girl!" We all stared.

And burst out laughing.

"Adorable!" yelled Aphrodite.

"Amusing," Athena smiled slightly, trying to hold back a laugh.

We only laughed harder when we saw the dress.

It was purple, short, pretty, and had a big black belt thing around the waist.

"You'll love to wear that! God of war, my ass!"

Then he smiled.

"Oh, I love it! Thank you all!"

We had forgotten the other part. My dad was now a girl. He flirtatiously batted his eyelashes at Zeus and Apollo.

"Why look at you, handsome!"

I think the world has gone mad!

"Now who should I pick? Ooooh, my girlfriend Athena," who was still laughing "Or my girlfriend Aphrodite?" who was laughing also. I wisely shut my mouth. I was NOT going to be picked again!

We all started to chant "Athena! Athena!"

"Athena, truth or dare?"

We all cheered.

"Truth! These dares are getting out of hand!"

My dad smiled. "I know, girlfriend! There is no way I'm picking Dare again!" He shot a 'sweet' smile at Jackson. Jackson is so going to get it! I laughed at his pathetic, scared expression. Wimp.

"Well, Athena," my dad said, smiling evilly, "I think Percy has something to tell you! And you must react truthfully to it."

Jackson visibly gulped.

"Hehe…. funny story!... Me and your….. daughter…. Haha…." His stuttering was so stupid! "Well…. we, um….. Annabeth and me…. we, how do I put this lightly?... kissed?" It came out more as a question than an answer, actually. Fail!

She screamed bloody murder! She turned on Chase first.

"YOU!..." Then she turned to Jackson. "I WILL HURT YOU!" Who knew Athena had it in her?

Chase again. "I TOLD YOU I DIND'T LIKE HIM! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!" Jackson. "YOU KNEW I TOLD MY DAUGHTER TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU!" Chase. "HE'S TROUBLE!" Jackson. "YOU'RE TROUBLE!" She grabbed her hair, and- get this!- started to rip it out!

"OWWWWWWW! THAT HURT!" she screamed.

We all started to back away. She needs more therapy than Zeus!

That's saying a lot…

She composed herself. "So what's new?" she asked.

Definitely crazy….

I know it wasn't long, but I have more to come!

R&R!

Link to Ares' dress is on my profile.