Chapter 7 Medical advice from a cripple

Raven's POV

As he promised Randy grabbed me a bottle of coke, before he handed it to me that smirk came out. "Now remember you promised me sex"

"Alright but it has to be boring marital sex"

"And what exactly is boring marital sex?" He raised an eyebrow as we kept walking. That bottle of coke sticking out of my pocket.

"You know one position, no fore-play and faked orgasms"

"From you or me?"

"We'll see how I feel tonight." I kissed his cheek "Now leave, we're no longer married remember"

"So does that mean if I have sex with another woman you can't get mad" Randy asked, I knew he wouldn't do that to me. At least I thought he wouldn't...no he wouldn't. I was pretty sure of that.

"Do it and you die"

"I'll take that as a yes" Randy grinned at me as he walked away and left me to deal with the Miz.

"So it is true, you are back" Miz sneered at me after he opened the door. I was really in no mood for his crap.

"Yes so shut up and pay attention" I snapped pushing past him and collapsing onto the bench. His boyfriend Alex Riley there reading a book.

"You can't speak to me like that Raven"

"I can speak to you anyway I goddam please so shut it stitch-face" I answered grabbing a syringe and a very sharp looking needle. Alex looked at me as if I had just commited murder, "If you speak to him like that again-" "Shut it or I'll inject you with this needle"

"It's empty you idiot" He laughed going back to his book.

"When air is injected into your blood stream an air bubble travels straight to your heart causing a heart attack, the only way people would know it was murder is by the needle prick and if your a doctor like me you can do it without leaving a mark. So please Alex keep pissin' me off" Both of them said nothing, I don't think I scared them like Randy did they just knew I would do it. After all I had done a lot worse in the past and not cared. Injecting someone with air would be nothing to someone like me.

"Miz it says here your having trouble with your ankle" I started to which he promptly cut me off.

"Why are you the medic anyways? Your a fucking psycho"

"Miz do you get lonely if you don't hear the sound of your own voice?"

"What?"

"Well you talk alot, I'm just wondering if you get lonely if you don't hear the sound of your own voice"

"My ankle is fine" He looked at me scathenly, my guess was he didn't trust me as a medic because I had a tendancy to hurt people. Yes he is an idiot.

Using my crutches I pulled his knee out and made him sit next to me on the bench. He protested a little, sorry alot. I checked his ankle over quickly just wanting to get away from the moron twins.

"Well your ankle is severly swollen, it looks as though you have a bone out of place"

"You went through medical school to tell me that, I already knew that you idiot" Miz rolled his eyes. Before his annoying voice could keep going I smacked him with the crutches. Miz screamed as though an alien had just popped outta his chest. "What the hell are you doing!"

"Your welcome" I smiled broadly standing up and getting my crutches.

"Why would I thank you! You just smacked my ankle with metal!"

"Yeah I also popped the bone back in so by the time RAW comes around you will be fine which is a damn shame. If I had it my way I would of cut the damn thing off"

Miz looked at his ankle, already it looked less worse. "I'm not gonna say thank you" He spat icily

I just shrugged "Like I care Miz, oh and by the way I would get that broken rib looked at"

"I don't have a broken rib" Miz looked at me confused. I smacked him with the crutches hearing that delightful crack.

"You do now" I said joyfully leaving that idiot in pain. Ok maybe I shouldn't of broken his ribs but that fucker deserved it, he knew I hated it when people insulted my intelligence.

I only had a few other people to check over, thankfully it was only people like Evan Bourne (cracked ribs) and Sheamus (bad ankle). They seemed happy to have me back and took my medical advice seriously, ironically I didn't have to threaten anyone else with my empty needle, well except Lay-cool but only because they wouldn't shut their damn pie-holes. The coke Randy got me was already finished so I was on my way to grab another, yes I was addicted to coke. Coke was so good although I still say it would be better if Randy was covered in it. That was the only way to make coke better.

"Raven! Wait up!"

"What do you want Barrett?" I looked up at the annoying englishman, right now the only thing he had done wrong was get between me and coke.

"I wanted to ask if you would be checking the Corre over?"

"Nope"

"Because Randy wants you away from me"

"No Wade, because I want to be away from you"

He shifted nervously, which was just weird in itself. "Could you be the medic for the Corre? Our one is annoying"

"Isn't Dean your medic?"

"No its the new guy, whats-his-name" Wade rolled his eyes "He's just not as good as you"

"Thats a shame but my answer is still no"

"You always do everything your boyfriend tells you?"

I just laughed "Remember that chat we had about trying to out-smart me?"

"Raven please we need a proper medic, one that doesn't make me want to kill myself"

"I feel bad for you but still no. Ok see you later" I said cheerfully walking to the coke machine.

Randy's POV

As soon as I was done training and going over the script I checked my phone. I only had two texts recieved, one from Sam and the other from Raven. I opened up Sam's message and began to read. Coming in2 town, is it k 2 c u?

I didn't answer her, I had no idea if I could see her or more to the point if Raven could see her without wanting to tear her throat out. She can say she doesn't have a jealous streak all she wants but I knew Raven, she was psycho and my ex-wife who I slept with during her time of need was something that could make her snap. Raven's text wasn't much better. Is it ok wiv u if i became medic 4 Cor?

Oh for the love of crap, seriously how the fuck do you answer something like that?

"I can see steam, someone is thinking hard" Mickie James teased coming into the gym arm in arm with Melina.

"Can you help me?" I was a little desperate for some help, actually no desperate would of been asking Miz for help or Lay-cool.

"Help with what?" Mickie asked "Cause we will not preform girl-on-girl for you Orton"

"Ok never mind" I laughed flicking up Sam's message again "Sam sent me this"

Melina and Mickie read it quickly "So whats wrong with that?"

"I slept with her when Raven was locked away in her house, she knows but I seriously think if she sees Sam then, well we all know psycho Raven"

"Tell her the truth" Mickie said instantly

"No don't tell her and tell Sam no" Melina said "Its just gonna cause fights and you know it"

"Yeah that doesn't help at all" I rolled my eyes putting my head in my hands. I had never been so confused in my entire life.

"I suggest being honest with me but thats just me" Raven answered from the door, another bottle of coke in her hands. I had no idea how long she had been there.

"How long have you been there?"

"Around the time where I found out that Mickie and Melina admitted that they don't preform girl-on-girl action in public"

The girls laughed before shooting each other that mysterious female look "We can work out later right Mel?"

"Sure"

"Don't leave, we'll go" I said standing up and leaving the gym. Raven followed me down the corrider.

"So what did Sam have to say?" Raven asked, her voice showed no angry tone, it was just normal like she had just asked for the time. We went straight to my locker room and sat down, her leg looked a little shaky so I knew she needed to sit down.

"She's coming into town and wants to know if its ok to see me"

She cocked an eyebrow at me but didn't say anything. So I kept talking, "I don't want you ripping her throat out"

"I won't do that, its in the past Randy, I'll leave it there" Raven laughed before turning serious "Are you going to be alright if I become the Corre's medic?"

"Why do you need my permission?"

"I don't but I don't want you getting upset and angry if I am so if it bothers you say so now"

I sighed, if honesty was how she worked then I guess it was the only thing she would repsond too. "Yes it bothers me but only because I want that faggot no-where near my wife after what he did and while we're on the subject how could you forgive him so easily?"

"I didn't forgive him easily, it took alot to forgive him and that doesn't mean I want him near me."

I knew she didn't, "I'm sorry but I don't want him near you so yes it would fuck me off immesnly if your his medic"

Raven smiled leaning up and kissed me on the cheek "See thats how a marriage works, give and take. Tell Sam to come and visit I would like to see her too"

"Why?"

"Because I realised something, we have both slept with you. We can compare notes now"

"Thats just fucked up, seriously how about that therapy?"

Raven giggled sliding into my lap "Well maybe you can help me through my issues Dr Orton"

"I'll be glad too Mrs Orton"