Leopards don't change their spots

How to get a girl

"The only thing I'm going to roll is- Alex, come back here." Esa prostituta. She doesn't even wait for un dia. She goes around with that Lilly. Nate pulls me back before I can make it in.

"Let's just get an ice-cream, Nate, k?" It's not like the accidente was that malo. "I'll buy you a Sundae." He lets off a girly shriek and walks inside the packed Baskin Robbins. Nate barely registers Miley's presence and struts towards the line. Him and sundaes, man. I think he'd rather eat a Sunday than nail a chica any dia. I'll just do both.

What is Mitchie-Oh yeah. She works here. What is she doing here so tarde? Ooh and she looks like she could use some Alex in her life. I mean look at her miserable face while she tends to the customers. Lazily pushing the buttons like a damn robot. "A very sexy robot that's I'd love to screw."

"What?" Nate drew his face from the glass holding a giggle at my tipsy antics. "Talking about Mitchie, eh? Man I sure would like to mess with her motherboard, if you know what I'm saying." He elbows my ribs.

Noticing that Nate and I were next I smile smugly towards Mitchie. "Why hello there beautiful-"

"What would you like today?" Oh heck no you little…Prostituta!

"Can I get the Reese's peanut butter Sundae? Extra sprinkles, please."

"Right, that's three dollars and fourteen cents. Anything else?"

"What would a beautiful lady like you recommend?" Swiftly remove my bangs to the side and smirk like my momma showed me. That is how you truly get a girl.

"A vanilla cone." Mitchie's eyes darken and her brow knot together. Oh god, no. Not the glare. No me gusta! I think I get the idea, babe. You're just playing hard to get.

Without so much as blinking Mitchie processes our order.

"Four dollars and thirty five cents."

"…" What the hell is she looking at?

"…"

"…"

"Um, Nate. Four dollars and thirty five cents." Estupido is so slow at times.

"I don't have my wallet. I thought you were going to pay." Motherbreeder.

"Is there a pro-"

"Bitch, shut the fuck up." Toma aire. In, out. In, out. "Nate, give her the money. I'm not kidding with you." Nate glares at me and rakes his hair.

"I'm not a fucking clown, Alex. I'm not kidding."

"Oh, you're not kidding? Me estas…you little bitch cough up the money." I grab him by the pants annoyed.

"Do I look like a fucking ATM to you?" He lets go of my grasp and pushes me towards the counter. "Oh yeah. Just rub my fucking balls and I'll ejaculate dollar bills."

"More like quarte-"

"It's on the house! Just. It's on the house." She reaches for the cones.

"I wanted a sundae, actually." A little disoriented she walks away to the back of the store and I give Nate a mischievous look.

"That was easy." Nate lets out chuckling.

"Si. Too bad I only get so whack-ass cone."

"I know. I mean I get this badass sundae. I almost feel bad for you." Nate lovingly kisses the picture of the sundae when Mitchie approaches us.

"Hey, buddy! Ok. First you don't' come with money and now you embarrass me? Really?"

"Why couldn't you bring any cash, eh? Why do I have to bring the money? Do I look like a AT-"

"Here! Here's your ice-cream" She hands us our ice-cream. We take it from her hand immediately.

"Aw. Muchas Gracias, Mitchie."

"I don't' speak-"

"I know she's so nice. Isn't she so nice Alex?" Nate looks at me with a completely different face.

"Claro que si, mamacita. Deliciosa. Te Amo. Bonita."

"Ok! You're welcome. Really." We walk slowly to a table. I make sure it's close to her and that I can see that sexy mamacita from here.

"Oh, god. Alex."

"Bitch, eat your ice-cream." Who talks with food in their boca?

"Alex, look to your right." I oblige and see Miley staring at me while Lilly is doing some crap to her neck.

I Try to not make eye-contact with that prostituta, because we all know what a simple look from her has made me do.

"Subtle is not her middle name." Nate takes a huge spoonful of the substance to his mouth.

"I know. As if I'm not horny already."

"Don't tell me that. You know that disease spreads around easily." I kick him in the shin and roll my eyes.

"Is Miley still looking at me?" Nate nods and I grin.

"Wait right here, Nate. This girl right here is going to get herself some body heat, puto"