Chapter Two: Porn?

Sex is on the minds of most people, especially those who shouldn't be having it. " -William Glasser

How does it feel when you wake up with something akin to a hangover and your body feels like it was beaten by a few dozen Foot ninja with clubs? It sucks is all that can be said for the stirring body on the steel floor who felt as such.

Hissing in a linger of pain as the body moved. Lying on the steel floor did not really help much as hands reached out to feel around and reached up to his face to see if they were it was covered by a mask of blue. It was to dark to see anything as his eyes blinked and watered. What the shell had happened?

Leo felt the cold seeping into his chest and he shivered a bit "Guys?"

Talking hurt his parched lips. His tongue flicked out to try wetting them a bit, and tasted old blood and salt on the skin. Had they been in a fight? More questions sparked in the leader's mind as he tried to determine the events that lead to this imprisonment.

He sucked in more air to fill his lungs and slowly moved into a sitting position. Nothing seemed to be broken, at least; just every muscle was sore as shell. "Ok, think Fearless…how did you end up with your ass kicked and in a cage? Also where are the others?"

He narrowed his eyes and strained his ears to see if maybe they were all in the same cage, but only silence answered. Doing what he could, Leo slowly stood up and nearly fell as his right knee screamed out in soreness at being moved. So now his knee was blown out on top of things, which meant they had been in a hell of a fight. At least he could pick that up. Hobbling around his steel cage he got an idea of how big and tall the thing was, but there was no outline of a door of any kind.

"Great, I have no idea where the others are or how we got here..." Speaking out to no one made him feel dumb, but at least it killed the quiet.

"Leo?"

Blinking as he heard a voice he knew way too well made the ninja look around. "Mike? Where are you, bro?"

"Think I'm on the other side of you, dude. Sounds like you're on the right of my cage!"

Straining his ears to the sounds, Leo looked up to see maybe the outline of a vent in their prison. Maybe to keep air flowing? Too undersized to use as a door but at least he knew the youngest of them was kicking, so to speak.

"Mikey, how bad are you hurt, bro?" Leo moved to sit under the vent so he could his brother just a bit better. "Anything broken at all?"

Mikey shook his head as he crawled also to the vent and leaned his shell against it. Mostly the jokester felt like he had been beaten by Casey and his bat. "Nah, just really sore, Leo. Feels like I got hit by a train."

Well at least he's talking to me but he sounds as worn out as I do.He thought for the moment and rubbed his knee.

Silence filled both sides as only the sounds of breathing echoed from both sides of the cage. Mikey felt a sense of the awkwardness in being left alone with their Fearless Leader. Normally he tended to end up with Donnie or Raph in this kind of situation. Not that he didn't love his big bro, just they had nothing in common really. Well, save being ninjas and mutants of the best kind: turtles.

"Leo?"

Looking up for the moment at the vent he [I would put "Leo" here to clarify who's speaking. You were just inside Mikey's head] tried to think of how Mikey was doing by his voice. "Yah?"

"You ever look at porn? Like watched it on the TV or the net or peeked in a magazine?"[Out of all the turtles, only Michelangelo would pick the most random conversation topic. Mikey could come up with the most shocking of things now and then, but this one might be the icing on the cake for him.

"We've been captured by some unknown foe at this time, Mikey. We have no idea where the others are, and you ask me about porn?" Leo said coolly, frowning as his brow wrinkled [Redundant – his brow will wrinkle when he frowns].

Mikey shivered, knowing he had pissed of their leader. But he also knew one thing: they couldn't give up. Leo was Mr. Doomsday whenever they got caught. Mikey also knew full well that Leo would replay events in this head till it drove the poor guy into the ground of worry and mental exhalation. Sure, the youngster was not all ninja super like or smart like the others, but he noticed those things about all his brothers they always seemed to miss themselves. Like worrying way too much like Mr. Stick-Up-His-Tail.

"Come Leo, just talk to me about anything, please…I don't want to think of the other outcome." Mikey used his "I need hugs and loving voice."

Something of a sigh came over the airway, knowing that sound always worked on Mikey. The guy knew his fragile points a bit to well for Leo's taste. "Alright Mike, you win."

"So you ever look at porn?"

Still on that subject even after The Noise had been used.

Leo blushed at the thought, but it was too late to head back. "Yes."

Blinking in the blunt truth, Mikey wanted to laugh in knowing Mr. Perfect had seen porn. He laughed softly at thoughts of the black mail for later use. "How you get your hands on it?"

Yep, Mikey was on a roll and was not going to let this drop. "Casey"

Ooohhhhh, the juicy parts were coming on out! Leonardo had some dirty little secrets to spill in this convo. Time to take the bull by the horns, so to speak.

"Have you ever, you know, done the nasty alone and lubed with a tube sock?"

Man, did Leo want to bang his head on the wall as this question popped out. What did Mike think? Sure, he was stuck in his training and skills and aimed high to be the best. Sure, he had been called Mr. Stick ass by Raph more then once, and Fearless Leader, but they seemed to also forget he was also a teenager and thus had his happy times in his room. Raging hormones were a shared theme for any teen boy, no mater human or mutant.

"Yes, Mikey, I have, and I know you have also. That stash you hid in your wall…." Now it was pay back time.

Blushing redder then Raph's mask made the youngest cross his arms "Yah, well a turtle has needs too, bro."

Softer laughing was a welcome sound in this cold place to Mikey which he joined in with Leo for the moment as the two shared a moment. There was one thing Mikey was good at and it was making anything seem brighter, even in this gloom as Leo rubbed some tears from his eyes a bit.

"Mikey."

Breathing a bit and laughter did not help aching rib cage. "Yah, Leo?"

"Glad you're here." Leo let warmth fill his voice and leaned more into wall, seeking his brother's soothing aura.

Smiling softly, the nunchucker wanted to be with his brother more, but the wall kept this from happening. He had to keep Leo from falling too far into a depression and keep Fearless going. "Same to you, bro."

Notes: Well chapter two is done as best I can, I know the guys seem a bit OOC like I said but it went well! Also big thanks to: BubblyShell22, Puldoh and Chelsea619 for being my first reviews! So this one was for you guys and gals!

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