Broken English Chapter 2
Willow groaned and sat back on the park bench, resting his Pokedex on his lap. He wanted answers and he was going to get them.
'A penny for your thoughts?' Rylte asked leaping onto the bench beside his trainer.
"Why are they hiding stuff from me Rylte?" The teenager muttered slipping his Pokedex into a pocket of his thin black jacket. "Seriously, it ain't outta fear of being mocked, its out of genuine fear…"
The boy rubbed his chin in deep contemplation as the faint sound of music was heard in the distance. Rylte's ears immediately perked up.
'ICE CREAAAAMMMEH'
The Riolu was off before Willow could comprehend his partner's scream. "Godammit Rylte."
A police officer arrived a few minutes later dangling the Riolu by the foot. "Is this yours?"
"Depends, what's he done?"
"Speeding." The Officer deadpanned.
Willow shot the officer a questioning look. "Are you taking the piss?"
The officer slapped a speeding ticket on the Riolu's face before gently tossing him onto Willow's lap.
'I CAUGHT THE TRUCK!' The Riolu cheered.
"You mean caught up to the truck right?"
'No I 'caught' it.'
Willow raised his head to question the officer, only to realise he had disappeared. The boy rolled his eyes and pulled the ticket from Rylte's face. To Willow's surprise the ticket didn't have a fee set on it, only the words. "We're watching you."
The boy scoffed as he scrunched up the ticket and tossed it into a nearby bin. Completely oblivious the two figures in the bushes pointing binoculars at him… less than 10 metres away.
Pokedex Chat trial 2, link to Johto.
GirlzareHot: So I was like, I'll give you $50!
Silver_eye: Gold, I told you I don't care.
Urchin has signed in
GirlzareHot: Finally somebody who 'respects' my humor
Urchin: I said I respected the fact you moved your mouth, not the words, and that's even pushing it.
Silver_eye: Hey Low, how's Blue?
Urchin: All over Green.
Silver_eye: …wut?
Rylte has signed in
Rylte: Blue was like imma gonna smooch Green, and Green was like whatever pesky girl… then they started moaning as they kissed so, I threw a digimon at them.
Silver_eye: …again… wut?
Urchin: Yeah, somehow Blue and Green hooked up.
Silver_eye: How?
Urchin: Dunno, they've been really quiet about it and won't tell me. Silver, I'm gonna need your help on this one.
GirlzareHot: Want me to help with spying on Blue? ; D
Silver_eye: No.
Urchin: No.
GirlzareHot: That's fine, I'll go help the Professor
Urchin: say wut?
Silver_eye: …it's the apolocalypse.
FlawlessCrystal has signed in
FlawlessCrystal: Hey boys!
GirlzareHot: Helloooo Super Serious Gal!
Urchin: Something weird went down with Red, Yellow, Green and Blue. They're all dating!
FlawlessCrystal: WHAT? !
Urchin: According to the Professor, a couple of kids fell from the sky and got Red and Yellow to start dating, then Blue and Green!
Urchin: I should also mention that Green and Red are having to go in and out of hospital with injuries, Green seems a bit better off cuz I saw him walking about earlier.
GirlzareHot: Hmm… so two kids are going about trying to get us to 'admit to our love interests'?
Urchin: Pretty much.
Silver_eye: I wonder if they'll do me…
GirlzareHot: …that's disgusting Silver.
Silver_eye: Gold, you have a twisted mind if you derived that meaning from it.
GirlzareHot: OHHH I got it… Silver, you're a sly one.
Urchin: So sly Gold's puny brain can't take it.
GirlzareHot: Oi!
GirlzareHot: Hang on something is going on outside… it's like a giant bird…
Urchin: Giant…? GOLD WAIT!
GirlzareHot has signed out
Urchin: Silver, meet me at Azelea Hospital immediately
Silver_eye: Understood.
Urchin has signed out
Rylte: Silver, how long to I hold a Grenade after I pull the pin?
Silver_eye: You throw it immediately.
Rylte has signed out
FlawlessCrystal: He must've held it… Wait! How does he type?
Silver_eye: I don't know…
Correct to Willow's theory Gold was in hospital. Silver raised an eyebrow as he told them two young girls were behind it.
Willow ran a hand through his hair. "Let me guess Gold… you asked for it, didn't you."
Silver shrugged. "I wouldn't be surprised if he did."
Gold stopped flirting with the nurses tending to him. "Um… actually I 'literally' asked for it. I didn't believe them when they said they put Red AND Green into hospital."
"Wait… so those two girls." Willow paused before breaking down into laughter. "I-I'm never gonna let them l-live this down hahah!"
Gold folded his arms and huffed. "Well I ain't taking any more abuse from the pair of you!"
"Gold, you're forgetting you 'pair' are really swollen." Silver grinned. "You'll have trouble walking."
Gold ignored him and limped into the elevator.
Willow watched the doors seal before turning back to Silver. "Okay, now I'm very curious…"
"I'm having second thoughts about those children's methods of match making…" Silver grimaced. "I could be next…"
"At least you're in the hospital, you'll be treated immediately."
"That isn't very comforting…" Silver shuddered.
Willow started to move towards the elevator with Silver in tow.
"What are you gonna do when you find these girls?" Silver asked the older Dexholder as they entered the elevator.
Willow pressed the button for the ground floor. "Send them home."
Silver shrugged. "Good luck with that."
"and you're helping me."
Silver grimaced again. "I'd rather not get put into a hospital room, thank you very much."
"Don't tell me you're afraid of a couple of twelve year old girls?" Willow mocked the red-haired boy.
The elevator door opened and the two boys walked into the lobby as the silhouette of an enormous bird took off into the sky. Willow and Silver shared a look before rushing outside. The pair looked on in shock as Gold and Crystal passionately made out in the middle of the path.
"Okay, seriously WHAT THE F-"