The fifth auction

Mairorah: Before we start I would like to thank all off my reviewers for making this possible. And now.( two people barged in the room).

Mairorah: Who are you and how dare you interrupt me?

People: How dare you not include us in the auction.

Mairorah: Who are you exactly?

People: You don t know me? I m yami Marik and this is Pegasus.

Pegasus: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh how dare you not include me.

Mairorah: Well for starters I thought Pegasus was.. you know gay and you. I completely forgot about you.

Yami Marik: How could you forget me?

Mairorah: I don t know.

Pegasus: I m not gay and I have a hot wife to prove it.

Mairorah: Sure you do.

Yami Marik: Pegasus you re not helping.

Mairorah: And what if I don t let you join the auction?

Yami Marik: I will send you to the shadow realm.

Mairorah: Oh yeah. Then I will order Bakura to send you to the shadow realm.

Yami Marik : Wait? You own Bakura.

Mairorah: yup.

Yami Marik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(Bakura walks in)

Bakura: What the hell is going on here?

Mairorah: Nothing and everyone please shut up. You guys are in the auction.

Yami Marik/Pegasus: Finally

Mairorah: Now that that s settled let me start tonight s auction.

(everyone leaves except Yami Marik an Bakura)

Yami Marik : Fluffy is a slave .

Bakura: Shut up

(on stage)

Mairorah: Ladies, horny ladies and without a doubt horny gentlemen. Welcom to tonight s auction.

Audience: Cheer s and clap s

Chole: Hey there s Marik.( Point s at him running across stage)

Marik: That s my yami and I assure you that he is the gay one.

Choloe: Yeah right.

( across stage)

Yugi: What are you doing.

Graciela: Putting a little blue bow on your head. There now you re the perfect Christmas present.

Yugi: Help me.

( The other side)

The great wife of Amun: This milkshake is yummy. Do you want some?

Antem: No thank you. Milkshakes are evil.

(on stage once again)

Kauri: Who are we auctioning today.

Mairorah: Today we are (drum roll) Joey wheeler.

Audience: Very few claps.

Mairorah: Not that many people excited over him. Now lets bring out Joey wheeler.

Joey: Neee what am I doing here.

Mairorah: Im auctioning you off.

Joey: Then why are there many fan girls screaming for me.

Bakura: I could explain this one. You don t have any fangirls.

Joey: Oh yeah I bet you don t have many fangirls either Bakura since your always with her most of the time.

Mairorah: Joey. You will be surprised by the number of fangirls this guy has. Okay now let me start. Betting s begin at 500.

Joey: What

Mairorah: Oh shut up.

Fangirl: $520

Mairorah: Who could beat $520 dollars

Other fangirl: $600

Mairorah: $600 who could beat it

Random fangirl: $700

Mairorah: $700 who can

Greenlurv14: I,000

Audience: Gasp

Marik: Wow. He reached the thousand s

Mairorah: Going once, going twice and sold to Greenlurv14 for 1,000

(She get s Joey and goes back)

Greenlurv14: Yay I got joey.

Joey: Atleast I have a fangirl. Brooklen Rage.

Hope you like this chapter. Characters up for grabs are Tristan Yami Marik and Pegasus