The sixth Auction
(Mairorah walks behind stage)
Mairorah: Hey everybody.
Bakura: Did you know the torture you made all of us endure?
Mairorah: What torture?
Bakura: You locked everybody inside the bloody room for roughly 7 months!
Mairorah: Oh so that's what I forgot to do before I left.
Bakura: Oh you forgot. Isn't that a nice excuse FOR LOCKING IN HUMAN BEINGS!
Mairorah: Okay okay sorry Bakura. Jeez
Kauri: Why were you gone for so long.
Mairorah: Oh you know the usual school, homework and plotting revenge.
Bakura: Plotting what?
Mairorah: Oh umm nothing.
Kauri: So what made you come back.
Mairorah: Because of popular demand!
Bakura: One reviewer is not popular demand.
Mairorah: Well you see ummm .. Shut up.
(Yami Marik enters)
Yami Marik: Is it my turn. Are you finally going to sell me?
Mairorah: Nope sorry binky boy.
Bakura: Then who are you selling?
Mairorah: Uh uh uh. I'm not spoiling the surprise. Let's just say it's more like a resale.
Yami Marik/Bakura/Kauri: A resale?
Mairorah: Yup that's what I said. Now let's get started shall we.
(Mairorah drags Bakura and Kauri on stage)
Mairorah: Hello auction fans!
Audience: zzzzzzz
Mairorah: I said hello!
Audience: zzzzz
Kauri: I guess they must be asleep.
Mairorah: hmm I think I might know a way to wake them up.
(Mairorah grabs Bakura and struggles to take his shirt off)
Bakura: What the bloody hell are you doing?
Mairorah: I think it's obvious. I'm trying to take your clothes off so the audience will wake up.
Bakura: How would removing my clothing wake them up?
(Mairorah grabs a speaker phone)
Mairoah: Hey everybody guess what. Bakura is going to do a sexy stripper dance for my wonderful audience.
(audience wakes up)
Audience: Woohoo yeah take it all off.
Mairorah: Just kidding.
Audience: Aww man.
Bakura: I can't believe that actually woke them up.
(across stage)
Chole: Why did we woke up when we herd Bakura is going to strip?
Marik: I have no idea.
Bakura: It's because you all want me. (smirks)
Marik: Shut up fluffy.
Mairorah: Alright enough bickering let us commence tonight's auction.
Audience: Claps and cheers.
Mairorah: Today due to popular demand there is going to be a resale of a certain someone. Antem would you please stand up.
(Antem stands up)
Mairorah: Now come on up stage
( he walks on to the stage)
Great Wife of Amun: What I bought him already. You can't sell him again.
Mairorah: No need to fear my dear. Cool that rhymes.
Kauri: Umm the auction.
Mairorah: Oh right. Its not like I'm selling him to someone else for good. Think of it as a one day rental. You will still have him but he is going to be with someone else for one day.
Great Wife of Amun: Well I guess that's okay.
Antem: Don't I have a say in this.
Mairorah: No. Okay then lets start the bidding at 90Gs
Marik: What? That's even more than last time.
Mairorah: Oh stop whining . Anybody can to 90 Gs
Fangirl: I million.
Mairorah: I got 1 million here.
Other fangirl: 3 million.
Mairorah: 3 million who could beat it.
Random fangirl: 18 million.
Mairorah: 18 million. Anybody ,who can top that.
Another random fangirl: 20 million.
Mairorah: I got 20 million who can top 20 million
AlyAndAlexDueliestFromHell: 40 million.
Audiende: WOW
Mairorah: Okay for 40 Million going once ,going twice ,sold for 40 million.
AlyAndAlexDueliestFromHell : Yay I finally got my ninja.
Mairorah: Could you come upstage and claim your prize.
(she walks on stage and grabs Antem)
Antem: Wow everybody wants me.
AlyAndAlexDueliestFromHell : Ofcouse everybody wants you(hugs him)
Antem: I love my fangirls. (smiles)
AlyAndAlexDueliestFromHell: We love you too.
Mairorah: well what starts well ends well.
Bakura: That doesn't even make a shred of sense.
Mairorah: Sound like somebody wants to strip for the audience.
Bakura: Shut up.
Yami Marik: Who wants a hug?
Bakura: Where the hell did you came from?
Mairorah: Ooh I want a hug.
( she walks towards Yami Marik and hugs him)
Mairorah: That wasn't so bad.
Yami Marik: Don't you want a hug Bakura.
Bakura: I think I'll pass.
Marik: Thank you all for coming to tonight's auction and we hope to see you next time on-
Mairorah: Hey I do the endings.
Marik: I never get to do them.
Mairorah: Fine you can do it.
Mairk: As I was saying we hope to see you next time on the great auction.
Mairorah: Good night everybody
Sorry people for going AWOL on you. I promise that I will continue to update this story. Review everybody.