The seventh auction
Mairorah: Ah seven . Lucky number seven.
Bakura: What's so special about that bloody number.
Mairorah: What's so special? It's the lucky number. You know the number that favors richness and harmony.
Bakura: Whatever.
Mairorah: You just jealous because I'm enjoying the richness and harmony.
Kauri: So who are we selling today?
Mairorah: Good question. Oh and that reminds me. (hollers)Hey binky boy get in here!
Yami Marik: What is it?
Mairorah: Fantastic news .
Yami Marik: What's the news?
Mairorah: I'm not telling you now. You going to have to wait .
Yami Marik: Just tell me the damn news woman?
Mairorah: Can't you be patient?
Bakura: Just tell him.
Mairorah: No! It's a surprise.
(across stage)
Suzume: Nii-sama!Nii-sama!
Antem: What?
Suzume: Erin is hungry. (points at the toy cat)
Antem: She is just a toy.
Suzume: Don't say that about Erin. She is a very special member of the family.
(Mairorah walks on stage)
Suzume: Hey are you the person who sold Nii-sama and Yugi?
Mairorah: Why yes I am. And you are?
Suzume: I'm Suzume. I'm Yugi and Nii-sama little sister(smiles).
Mairorah: Aww how cute. Here have a candy.
Suzume: Hey do you allow pets?
Mairorah: Sure. I see no reason why not.
(brings in a husky)
Suzume: Thank you.
Bakura: Hey Mairorah (points on his wrist as signaling a watch)while were young.
Mairorah: Oh yeah. Drum roll please.
(drum roll)
Mairorah: For tonight's auction. Most of you has known him as the psychedelic hug obsessed Egyptian. Ladies, small child, husky and one gentleman we are selling Yami Marik.
Audience: Claps and cheers.
(Mairorah walks behind stage and brings out Yami Marik)
Mairorah: Hey Marik guess what.
Yami Marik: What.
Mairorah: That's the surprise.
Yami Marik: Really. What a lousy surprise.
Mairorah: Hey! You were the one fussing about being sold.
Malik: Well ,well, well. If it isn't my Yami.
Yami Marik: Hello hikari. I didn't thought I will see you here.
Mairorah: You two can talk later. But for now let's begin tonight's auction!
Audience: Yay.
Mairorah: The betting starts at 30 million.
Malik: What? Where the same person!
Mairorah: Don't be such a complainer. Any bets?
Fan girl: 32 million.
Mairorah: Okay I got 32 million.
Other fan girl: 40 million.
Mairorah: 40 million. Not bad but come on I know you guys can do much better.
Suzume: My Nii-sama.
Antem: What. I'm not some object you can sell.
Suzume: No. You mean some object that every fan girl loves,
Mairorah: Okay that's good. But lets stick with money. I can't buy a mansion using Antem as my payment.
Crazed fan girl: My life!
Mairorah: No I said I don't want humans. Okay .don't
Random Fan girl : 80 million.
Mairorah: Wow 80 million who can beat 80 million.
Amanda Kyle: 198 million dollars!
Audience: Gasp.
Mairorah: Wow 198 million. This is my lucky day. Okay going once, going twice, and…sold. Amamnd Kyle would you please walk on stage and retrieve your prize.
(She walks on stage and grabs Yami Marik)
Amanda Kyle: Yes I finally own you. Know I can have all the hugs to myself.
Yami Marik: Hey Mairorah. For how much did you sold my hikari?
Mairorh: I think it was 8 million dollars.
Yami Marik: HA! In your face!
Malik: You just had to tell him that.
Amanda Kyle: I want a hug.
Yami Marik: Sure I'll give you a hug.(hugs her)
Mairorah: Hey Bakura.
Bakura: What.
Mairorah: Hug ( gives him a big glomp)
Bakura: Stop hugging me girl.
Suzume: That's all for tonight ladies and gentlemen. We will see you next time on.. Me dominating the world ..I mean the great auction.
Mairorah still hugging Bakura: Good night everyone!