A/N: AHHHHH! Did I catch your attention? Good, I have an important announcement, I have…. DiNozzoitus!!! Does any one else think he looks SUPER delicious in truth or consequences? Ok I am going to stop creeping you out and get to the story….

Ziva came out of the bathroom fifteen minutes later looking as fresh as a spring day.*

"You guys already to go?!?" Abby asked with her usual bubbly smile.

"I think so Abs." Tony said with a dazzling smile. With out missing a chance to get her two best friends together Abby quickly announced the driving arrangements and teams.

"Ok since I drove over here with Timmy we will take his car and since we don't need Tony to have a heart attack too, he can take Ziva over. And then that seems like fair teams too, what do you guys think?" Abby asked, giving McGee a quick nudge to make sure he got the plan.

"Sounds good to me." McGee said giving Abby a glare.

"OK let's go then." Abby said bouncing out of the room.

At The Bowling Ally:

"I am not sure why we have to wear these ugly disgusting shoes?" Ziva with a look of confusion.

"Because Zee-vah actually I am not really sure… ask Abby, she should know." Tony said. As soon as Tony finished his sentence, Abby and McGee walked through the door.

"What took you guys so long McTardy?" Tony asked giving them a mock angry glare.

"Abby had to stop at her apartment to get her bowling ball and shoes." McGee replied.

"Abby why do we wear these smelly, ugly, and honestly repulsive shoes?" Ziva asked for the second time that night.

"That way they keep all the wood floors in perfect bowling condition."* Abby said matter of factly. "You could always buy your own shoes like me."

"That is ok I do not see myself bowling very often." Ziva said giving her an apologetic smile.

"Ya well we will see about that after the game." Abby replied.

"Me and Timmy will go get the beer you guys pick a lane." Abby said grabbing McGee and pulling him away.

"I think you look pretty sexy in them." Tony said giving her an irresistible smile.

"Really?" Ziva said raising her eyebrows up in surprise. "Because I think you look like a clown." Ziva said giving him a devilish smile. Without thinking Tony ran up and grabbed Ziva at her waist, before she had time to fight back he put her in a firefighter's carry.

"Ton-ee!" Ziva exclaimed in between fits of laughter. "Put me down!"

"Nope not till you take it back!" Tony said heading towards an empty lane.

"Fine! I take it back; you do not look like a clown." Ziva said still trying to escape. Satisfied with her answer Tony put her down on the seats surrounding their lane. Ziva put on her best sad face.

"You still look like a clown." Instead of answering, Tony gave her a quick kiss, but when he tried to pull away Ziva wrapped her arms around his neck preventing him from pulling away. Lost in their own world they did not hear Abby coming up behind them.

"Awwww!!! I knew it! You guys are SO cute!" Abby exclaimed. Upon hearing her voice they both quickly separate, looking extremely embarrassed.

"You guys don't have to worry about a thing! Timmy is in the bathroom and I won't tell anyone not even Gibbs!" Abby declared making a big show of zipping up her lips and throwing away the zipper.

"Thanks Abs you are the best!" Tony said with a huge grin on his face. Abby was so happy she gave both of them a quick hug before handing them their beers. McGee came back a few minutes later.

"You guys ready to start?" He asked.

"I believe so McGee." Ziva said with a smile.

"The real question is are you and Abby ready to get your butts kicked?" Tony said with a grin.

"I don't think so Tony, I have been practicing with Abby I bet I can beat you and Ziva." McGee said.

"Your on, the usual?" Tony asked. McGee just nodded and started stretching out his arms.

"Tony why did you bet we could win Abby is a pro bowler and I have not even been here before! And what is "the usual"?" Ziva asked getting confused.

"Don't worry about it I am sure you will be great and I am actually pretty good, I have even filled in for Sister Rosita a couple times." Tony said giving her a reassuring smile.

"You still did not answer my question about the usual." Ziva said.

"You will see!" Tony said with a wicked grin on his face.

Two Games and Three Beers Later…..

"I can't believe you guys won!" Said a very annoyed McGee.

"Poor little McGoo, you should never have bet the usual." Said a very smug Tony.

"It's karaoke night at that really cool new place up the street." Abby chimed in.

"Abby! How could you help him out?!" McGee exclaimed.

"Sorry Timmy, Tony was telling me about the last time and I really want to see for myself." Abby replied.

"I am still confused." Ziva said getting annoyed.

"McTonedef has to sing any song that I want him too." Tony said. "Every time poor little probie losses."

"This should be interesting." Ziva said chuckling.

At The Bar:

"Oh come on Tony! Please don't make me do this! I am begging you!!" McGee pleaded.

"Nope I let you get away last time, its not happening again." Tony said shoving McGee towards the stage.

"What are you going to sing?" The worker asked.

"I Feel Like A Woman by Shania Twain." McGee said. The man gave him a funny look, but set it up anyways.

"This is Tim and he will be singing I Feel like a Woman by Shania Twain for you guys tonight." The worker announced. After most of the laughter died down the song started up. By the time, McGee finished the song the whole bar was laughing; a few people actually fell off their chairs.

"Tony I am going to kill you." Said a very embarrassed and angry McGee.

"Don't worry Timmy it wasn't that bad." Abby said giving him an apologetic smile.

"Please Abby I have heard drowning cats sound better then that!" Tony said in between fits of laughter. After a not so gentle punch from Ziva Tony stopped laughing and order everyone a shot.

"Tony there is a piano; if you play I will sing." Ziva said.

"I don't know Ze; I haven't played in years…" Tony replied.

"Oh please Tony I really want to hear you play and we all know Ziva's voice is amazing!" Abby said giving him a puppy face.

"Ya Tony you don't have stage fright do you?" McGee taunted.

"Let's go Ziva, I will show you probie." Tony said. Ziva picked a duet with a piano solo in the middle.

"Are you ready Tony?" Ziva asked.

"To play piano yes, to sing not so much." Tony replied. Tony played perfectly and his singing was not half bad. Everyone in the bar was impressed, especially Abby and McGee.

"Wow! You guys were amazing!" Abby exclaimed. "I had no idea you had such mad skills Tony!" Giving them both a hug. McGee was speechless.

"We should probably get going it is almost two in the morning." Abby said.

"Alright all see you guys Monday." Tony said giving them a smile.

"Lets go home Tony, I getting tired." Ziva said.

"You command I obey!" Tony said making a gesture towards the door. Ziva just chuckled and gently swatted at his arm.

A/N: Sorry it took so long my internet was down. =P However, my plot puppy (I decided he was a puppy instead of a bunny.) has been working over time, and in two chapters you shall see what I mean. =) Can't wait for tonight's episode!!!!!!! I hope Tony doesn't do something stupid, I don't think he will, at least I hope not… Hugs to everyone! Till next time!!=)

Much Love,

MJ