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Vandalism
FAG. There is was spray painted across his car, his baby. Kurt almost broke down, but he wouldn't let them see him cry, he couldn't let them see him cry. He just got into his car and drove away like nothing was wrong.
When Puck saw the damage as Kurt drove away he finally understood what Karofsky and Azimio thought was so funny. Too bad that they didn't know you do not mess with the people Puck loved and get off without getting hurt, humiliated, or both.
Knocking
Kurt could always tell who it was just by how they would knock on his door. Tina was always a soft little rap, while Mercedes' knock tended to be loud and fast. Brittany's was always a spaced out and different tempo's. But his favorite was always the random tune played that he would try to guess before letting in his beautiful boyfriend.
Hill
On their first date Noah took him on a picnic on the hill in the park. Everything was wonderful, even when they decided to act like little kids and see who could roll down the hill fast enough.
Publicize
Noah knew that Kurt hated that they had to hide their relationship and the only reason he was doing it was for Noah's sake. He hated himself that he was hurting Kurt this way, making him lie to his friends. He knew what he had to do, he had to tell the school, the town, glee club, and most terrifying of all his mother, that he, Noah "Puck" Puckerman, was in love with Kurt, the boy gay wonder himself.
Stagger
Puck staggered out of the party to cool off a bit. He was quite drunk and would have fallen over if the porch didn't have a railing on it. Puck was unaware of the presence next to him until the boy spoke.
"Please tell me you are not driving home like that." Kurt said with that special tone reserved for Puck.
"I drove here. I have to get home somehow." Puck slurred out.
"Give me your keys Puck."
After a long argument, Kurt decided to end it by actually reaching in Puck's pocket and grabbing his keys.
"Look, Puck, I know we are not the greatest of friend or barely even friends at all but I am not going to let you risk your life or anyone else's in this town by doing something I know you are smart enough to know is idiotic."
Theory
"Mercedes, I think you have officially lost your mind." Kurt told his friend after her latest theory, "Puck is the last person in the school, even after Karofsky, to be gay."
"Exactly! He should win an Oscar. Kurt, look at the facts. He has had like one real girlfriend. He is always talking about these sexual conquests. He is always hanging around guys, I rarely ever see him with any girls other than Santana and Quinn. Plus I always see him glancing at your ass when we dance in glee. And don't even get me started on that closet case we call Karofsky!"
"I'll say it again; you have lost your mind!"
Fighter
Puck didn't think anyone could be as strong or more of a fighter than his mom, Quinn, and most of all Kurt.
Keeper
When Finn, Kurt, and Puck watched Harry Potter a random conversation was always started involving them and something in the wizarding world, today it was about Quidditch.
"If I played Quidditch I would definitely be a beater. Santana would probably be a beater too." Puck said after thinking would in glee is the most violent.
"Absolutely. I think you would be a chaser." Kurt said to Finn, "I don't know what I would be… I think I would probably be watching from the stands."
"Personally I think you would be a keeper." Puck whispered into his ear when Finn wasn't paying attention.
Replacement
When they first started this thing (if you asked them it wasn't a relationship) Puck thought he was just a substitute for Finn because Kurt still would give Finn that look. Puck claimed it didn't hurt, but whenever he really thought about the idea of being a Finn substitute it stung. He realize he wasn't a replacement the moment Kurt moaned his name. After that he started to notice the looks Kurt was giving him and would think to himself, "When did these start and how did I miss it before?"
Frown
Puck never seemed to smile; it was always a frown or a sneer. Sometimes Kurt would try to tell a joke, something, anything, and hope that maybe this time, but still no smile. The closest he ever got was a small smirk or that look of lust. Nevertheless he kept trying. After what seemed like decades, but at the same time seconds, he got Puck to smile with just three little words: "Smile damn it!" Puck laughed for a good three minutes after that one.
Ringing
"Noah, the phones ringing."
"You get it babe. You're closer." Noah said sleepily to the boy next to him.
"But I'm comfy…"
"Let it ring." He said, pulling Kurt closer to him.
Office
It happens every week. I will never understand why Mr. Puckerman and his boyfriend can't just have sex at home, but NO! They do it here every Thursday, like clockwork.
Seven
There were seven people Noah truly loved in his life and who made him who he is.
Excuse
Everyone saw through them, they used any and EVERY excuse to see each other.
No
"Queer As Folk" was a secret pleasure for Kurt. The characters resembled the people in his life. Kurt swore that the makers of the show must have modeled Brian after Puck. They even had the same motto: "No apologies, no excuses, no regrets."
Swear
It was rare for Kurt to swear; he thought it was vile and extremely unrefined. The entire time I've known Kurt I've only heard the boy swear three times. The first time was when he was muttering about Rachel. The second time he was towards Finn for spilling something on Kurt's favorite Marc Jacobs sweater. The third time was towards me demanding I fuck him.
Sexy
Puck defined sexy when, in the pouring rain, pushed Kurt against the hood of his car, tearing Kurt's shirt off as they kissed and had no intention of stopping.
Hail
They were trapped under the pavilion until the hail stopped; they would be okay with it if the rest of the club wasn't there.
Wording
Every time he was around Kurt he never says what he means to. Actually he usually says the exact opposite of everything he wants to say.
Interruption
They never actually told anyone from glee about their relationship, everyone just sort of… disrupted them…
Pass
Kurt often wondered how his Math teacher never realized that at the same time everyday he would ask for a pass to the bathroom and leave for ten-fifteen minutes. But then he would get to their secret spot and he wouldn't care anymore, he would just be grateful that Ms. Filbey is pretty much oblivious.
Upsetting
The two have had plenty of happy times together, but the sad and distressing times of their lives really brought the two closer together.
Bid
The football team decided to earn more money by selling a night with each of the football players. Much to every football players, but one, Kurt Hummel was "sold" for the highest amount of $200. Puck had never been more grateful to have his friends from glee.
Baby
After two years of wanting and waiting they finally had their little baby girl, they finally had their little Lilah.
Hire
Kurt was furious when he discovered his dad hired Puck. After a few weeks the once enemies became acquaintances. Acquaintances turned into friendship. Then one night when they were the last two left in the shop that friendship became something more.
I wish I could update my other stories as fast as I feel like I do for this one... lol