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Chapter 2: Cooties Flashback

POV: SAM P, AGE 14

"Samantha Puckett! Get your ass ready and go to school." I sigh. That was my mother, but I call her by her first name, Pam. Pam was never really like a mother to me, neather is she around enough to try. At least twice a week she gets arrested for drinking, starting a riot, or robbing a gas station. At the moment, she is on porole, lucky me.

I put on black and blue striped shirt and cargo pants, and walk down the hallway to my kitchen/ living room area, to find broken beer bottles everywhere, no suprise here. Pam is half awake on the couch, so I decide not to bother her. I go over to the kitchen to look in the fridge, empty. My stomach roared. "IM. HUNGREY. PAM WHERES THE FOOD?" Pam looked over at me with a blank expression and yelled back, "I ate it all." Since there was no food, I decided to go somewhere where there was. Carly Shay's.

I grab my bag and bolt out the door. "I. NEED. MY. FOOD. AAHHHHH!" I ran across Seatle's busy street and into the lobby of Bushwell Plaza. I go inside,
and find Lubert, the doorman. He had the biggest wart I've ever seen, and smelled like those men who come into my house at 3am when my mom's all drunk having her "parties". That isn't really a nice smell at all. Lebert was sleeping all lopsided-ish in his almost broken chair. I found a marker on the floor, and decide to draw a little bit on his face before going upstairs, hope he dosn't mind. :)

I get in the elevator, and press the 8th floor button. My stomach was killing me at this point! "STOP YELLING AT ME STOMACH!" The door opens, and I run directly to the Shay's place, to find Fredward Benson waiting outside the door.

"Sam, what are YOU doing here?" Freddie Benson. I met him in kindergarden or something. I cannot stand his little nub self. We used to be friends, up intill 3rd grade.

*FLASHBACK TO THIRD GRADE.* (POV: FREDDIE BENSON, AGE 8)

"Come on Freddie!"
"Do it Freddie!"
"It will be fun!"
Aston, Bryan, and Kyle tried to convince me to something, but each time they tried, I just got mad-er.
"Freddie common you have to get rid of her cooties!"
"Freddie you have to do it!" "Freddie it's easy!"
"GUYS I SAID NO, SAM IS MY BEST FRIEND! I DON'T WANT TO!" I screamed to my friends. "Cooties aren't real, and if they were, doing... THAT... won't make them go away." They just looked at me like he was absolutly crazy. "Guys let's get out of here, I bet he just has cooties too." said Bryan. Aston turned to me, "sorry man, we can't play with you anymore. Don't wanna get cooties too."

I just watched as his friends just turned around to leave him. I didn't like that. "OK OK OK! I'LL DO IT!" Simotaniously, Bryan, Aston, and Kyle turn toward me and smile. They walk towards me and Kyle says, "good choice. Alright Freddie, Sam is on the monkey bars with Carly. All you have to do is say the spell, smash a fatcake in her face, and pour this water on her head, and the cooties are gone."

I looked over at kyle confused. "What's this 'spell'?" "Oh, thats easy. 'Cooties cooties go away! Come again some other day!" said Aston. I nooded,
and took the suplies. I looked back at the group, "are you sure I should do this?" They nooded, and then I started heading towards Carly and Sam.

"Hey Sam..." Sam smiled at me. "Hey Fredward wassup?" I didn't want to do this, but I didn't want her to have cooties eather. "COOTIES COOTIES GO AWAY! COME AGAIN SOME OTHER DAY!" "Freddie what are yo-" I smashed the fat cake as hard as I could in her face and poured the water on her head.
"FREDDIE WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" Carly screamed at me. I looked at Sam, she was waterey eyed. Oh no... Sam don't... Don't cry. She looked at me hurt, and then she ran,
as fast as she could, without saying a word.

All I could do was look back at my group of friends. They came up to me and told me I did the right thing, but I knew I didn't. Carly came over to us and just started yelling at us for what I did to Sam. With each word, I felt worse. "FREDDIE WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HER?" "Freddie had to get rid of her cooties"
Aston said, scared of Carly. Carly just looked over at us like we were stupid. "YOU GUYS COOTIES AREN'T REAL! MY BROTHER SPENCER TOLD ME SO!"

I felt REALLY stupid at this point. I ran to go find Sam, to tell her sorry...

I took off running across the playground, knowing exactly where I was going, and where she would be. In our corner. Our corner was the secret corner on the far left side on the playground that we discovered together on the first day of 1st grade. It was secret because our playground is fenced in on a hill, 3 of the corners are fenced in on top on the hill, but our corner was fenced in at the bottom, so when you go down there no one can see you, and only Sam and I knew about it.

I go down the hill, into the corner, to find Sam, crying. "Sam! Sam, I'm so sorry, i was just trying to get rid of your cooties!" She looked up, and quickly punched me in the eye. I was speechless. "FREDDIE! WHY WOULD YOU EMBARRES ME LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF EVERY KID ON THE PLAYGROUND?" I didn't know what to say. I just stood there rubbing my eye, which I think was turning black and blue. Sam just got up, hopped over the fence, and ran home. The rest of the school year, she was like my worst ememy...
(A/N so basicly thats when freddie and sam started hating eachother like they do)

*End Flashback* (POV: SAM PUCKETT, AGE 14)

"I'm here to see Carly, nub. Move." I was so hungry, and this boy was in my way, so I push him aside, and pick the lock. "CAROLETTA AND SPENCER SHAY, MOMMAS HOME!" I say as I run towards the kitchen to raid the fridge. "oh hey Sam." said my current best friend, Carly. Freddie walks in and starts complaining to Carly. "Carly, why does that THING always have to come here?" (A/N lol sound familier?) I turn around with food falling out of my mouth, and give Freddie the death stare. He looked at me, and slowly backed towards the door. Hehe... works like a charm.

Carly rolls her eyes at the us. "Spencer were off to school!" "OK YOU KIDS HAVE FUN!" Spencer shouted from upstairs. *sighs* "yay, school. homework. teachers. mh."
"Sam stop complaining, you should be happy they even let your kind in schools!" Freddie shot at me... This nub was getting on my nerves, so I tackle him to the floor.
Carly, like usual, pries us apart, and we head down stairs to the lobby, then to school.

YAY END CHAPTER! ehh ik it wasn't much. the point of this one was to explain why they fought all these years. if it was confusing, let me know! next chaphter will explain how they like help eachother out,
like i said in the summery! :P ok yea... thanks for reading, and REVIEWW! -Nerds

Sam: come onn nerds! why couldn't i hurt freddie more? this thing IS rated T right?
Me: yea but its to be safe for later chapters...
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *body slams freddie*
Freddie: GET HER OFF GET HER OFF HET HER OFF Me: GUYS STOP IT.
Sam:*gives death glare to me and freddie*

Me+ Freddie: o.o