AHHHHHH SORRY FOR NO UPDATE FOR A WHILE! i lost my insperation :/ and im still lacking at at the moment, but ill still try to write a crap chaphter just to let you guys know im still alive... even though no one cares -.-

anyways here wee go :D crap chapter HERE WE GOO!

btw there will be use of language in this chapter so iff ya dont like it... sowwie

Disclaimer: i dont own iCarly.

-Nerds

POV: AUSTIN RIVERS, PRESENT DAY

I wake up on the hard, nasty ass smelling carpet. My head hurts, my throts dry. I look around to find myself in a bedroom with brown walls, and laying next to a low rised bed with black sheets. Where the hell am I?

I get up on to my hands and knees, because i'm too damn tired to get up. Within not even a foot, my hand lands in something wet. "What the f...
AWW ITS CAT PEE." Nasty.

Ok, so crawling is a bad idea. Slowly, I got up on my feet and explore the room. On the oppisite side of the room from the bed, I found a desk.
On it, I saw a laptop and a wallet. I opened the wallet to find $32 and an I.D.

The clear piece of plastic that covering the pocket that was holding the driver's licence was dirty, so I took it out. "Josh Williams" So, this is Josh's place, huh?

How the hell did I get here? I glance down at the laptop. FACEBOOK.

I opened the laptop, and a welcome screen popped up, asking for a password. Password? What would Josh put as a password?

"JoshIsABeast"
Invalid password, please try again.
"ClubCrasher"
Invalid password, please try again.
WHATS THE PASSWORD? If I were Josh... what would my password be... wait...
"password"
Welcome, Josh

Wow. Josh, your retarded.

I let the computer load as I closed my eyes for a while. When I opened them, I saw picture of my girlfriend (sam), and my ex (carly. In bikinis. wtf. Josh, you're now retarded, and a creep.

Putting my finger on the trap pad, I scroll the mouse down to the little internet sign and click on it. I let the browser load, then typed in the google bar "facebook home page". I got to the website, and put in my e-mail, and my password, which i rather not say (A/N can't think of one), pressed enter. While, again, waiting for the computer to load, I casually scanned the room.

I looked back towards the screan and basiclly pissed my pants. 4 Messages. 63 notifications. What did I do last night?

Checked the messages first. Got one from Jesse, Bryan, and Freddie. Freddie? The same Freddie who always went to the Franklin's office when Sam got called up?
I clicked on his first.

subject: no subject

AUSTIN WHAT THE FUCK'S YOUR PROBLEM? YOU REALLY TOOK YOUR OWN GF TO YOUR OWN PARTY, GOT DRUNK, AND BEAT HER? JUST BECAUSE SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND, IT DOSNT MEAN YOU CAN BE A FUCKING IDIOT AND HIT HER LIKE A HELPLESS ANIMAL. WHO THE HELL YOU THINK YOU ARE? I SWEAR IF YOUR BITCH ASS TOUCHES... NO... EVEN GETS NEAR HER AGAIN I WILL WHOOP YOU TILL THE BLOOD COMES POURING OUT OF YOUR SORRY ASS.

At the moment, I am out raged. What is he talking about? I don't remember ANYTHING about even touching Sam last night. And I really want to know who this Freddie Benson kid thinks he is, saying he gonna whoop me if I get near my OWN girl friend. He ain't the boss of me, or her.

I'll reply later. Next message is from Jesse.

subject: ayeeee

Aha Austin you can throw a good ass party ! Whens the next one?

Ok... next one's from Bryan.

subject: no subject

Austin! Did not know you could fight mann. ya kicked some ahh last night. anyways the party killed, but it a shame the cops crashed it.. but hey... at least we all went to josh's place to continue it! aha anyways looks like ya had one too many last night, the party died when you passed out :P

So that's how I got here... guess someone drove me here and finnished off my party then I passed out. Don't really remember that. I do, on the other hand,
remember the fight, faintly, though.

I looked back at the screan and checked my notifications. All 63 of them. This is gonna be fun.

"Jesse tagged you in a photo." (A/N multiply this notification by bout 40 lol)

I clicked on the notification. I saw the first out of about 40 pictures of me, and a few others from Ridgeway, at my place, running from the cops, or at Josh's having what looked like the time of our lives.

My mouth hung open at each and everyone of these photos. All of them made me crap my pants more and more each time I saw one. A million things were running through my head, but all that came out of my mouth was , "shit." Man, I screwed up last night

I just sat there in front of the laptop, flabergasted, (A/N austin would never use this word, but I just had to put it in the story :) ) but I knew I had to see the other notifications.

I go back on the laptop and click the notification button again. Basiclly the next 20 say "_ commented on a photo of you". Now I only have 3 unchecked notifications (A/N hooray for math :D )

"Charley tagged you in a video." Great, a video. Knowing that I'll regret it, I click the link to the video of me. The video's called "just a fight... smh". I click play.

The video started off with Sam trying to get across a room, and pushing Dan ( A/N that guy austin fought) aside. Dan turned around and punched Sam, then yelled at her but the room was loud so you couldn't hear what he said. Then I come into the video frame by running over to Sam. The room got quiet and you could hear me say, "What the hell man, why'd you punch my girl." Dan replies back by saying, "YOUR 'GIRL' SHOVED ME. I was just minding my own buissiness when this- this GIRL JUST COMES OVER AND PUSHES ME ASIDE, LIKE I'M TRASH." Then Dan suggests that I 'teach her a lesson' but I cut him off by punching him in the mouth. I scream a little bit more at him, but then we start fighing. "oohs" and "damns" were heard in the background. A little bit afterwards, we fall on Sam, still fighting. It took a while intill two other guys pulled us apart, and off of Sam. The video cuts off when Sam ran towards the bathroom.

Great... But hey, at least it looked like I won the fight. I removed my tag. I guess I should check the other two notifications...

"_and 7 other friends commented on a video of you."

Ok thats nice... I click on the notification box again to check the last one.

I swear this was a facebook glitch when I saw this. I don't know if I was suprised or pissed off. Then I remembered, Freddie Benson's message. I go back to my messages and read over what he wrote for a second time.

"AUSTIN WHAT THE FUCK'S YOUR PROBLEM? YOU REALLY TOOK YOUR OWN GF TO YOUR OWN PARTY, GOT DRUNK, AND BEAT HER? JUST BECAUSE SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND, IT DOSNT MEAN YOU CAN BE A FUCKING IDIOT AND HIT HER LIKE A HELPLESS ANIMAL. WHO THE HELL YOU THINK YOU ARE? I SWEAR IF YOUR BITCH ASS TOUCHES... NO... EVEN GETS NEAR HER AGAIN I WILL WHOOP YOU TILL THE BLOOD COMES POURING OUT OF YOUR SORRY ASS."

I hit a girl... No. I beat a girl. I was drunk, and I don't even remember why I did it. "Damn it... DAMN IT." I looked back at the last notification one more time.

"Sam Puckett has changed her relationship status to single."

sowwie for all the profanity... but it felt needed... anyways i was lacking insperation... so idk how this chaphter was.
hehe. if you didnt figure it out, a certain tech geek was the cause of the relationship status change... so you know what that means :D *cough* seddie *cough cough* review?

-Nerds