SOKKLA:
Okay, thanks once again to kareincare for suggesting this topic.
Once again I do not own Avatar the Last Airbender, or any characters, but Missy is an OC.
Sokka: Boomeraang14
Katara: BlueXangel
Missy: PrairieCat96
Azula: lightningXqueen
Aang: FreeSpirit112
Suki: FighterXgirl
Mai: GloomyXremains
TyLee: Pink*Gymnast
Zuko: emoXflames
PrairieCat96: Okay, so today we'll be discussing the shipping SOKKLA. Boomeraang14, what do you think of this shipping?
Boomeraang14: *faints, and instantly dies*
PrairieCat96: Boomeraang14, stop fooling around!
Boomeraang14: Fine! Pushay'! I VERY STRONLY TO THE GAZILLIONTH POWER DISLIKE IT!
PrairieCat96: Okay, I think I'm getting that you don't like this shipping. Why?
Boomeraang14: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT?
PrairieCat96: Just answer the question.
Boomeraang14: Fine! You're so nagging!
PrairieCat96: I know!
Boomeraang14: Well, seriously, why WOULD Sokka like her?
PrairieCat96: You tell me.
Boomeraang14: You're infuriating! You know that?!
PrairieCat96: So I've been told, please continue.
Boomeraang14: Well Azula's like EVIL man!
PrairieCat96: And what? Sokka just doesn't dig evil chicks? Come on, there has to be more to it than that.
Boomeraang14: Uh! Well first of all, she's evil, Sokka's more for the sweethearts. Second, why would Azula like him?
PrairieCat96: You tell me.
Boomeraang14: HERE WE GO AGAIN! Okay, isn't Sokka like a peasant to Azula?
LightningXqueen: Yes, yes he is.
Boomeraang14: WHAT THE *&#$ ?!
PrairieCat96: Oh, great, you again. *rolls eyes*
LightningXqueen: Yes, it is I. Now, do you want my opinion?
PrairieCat96: Sure! Why not, we weren't busy or anything!
LightningXqueen: Well, I agree with Boomeraang boy here on hating this shipping, only this is how much I dislike it: I VERY, VERY STRONGLY DISLIKE IT TO THE INFINITE POWER! MUAHAHAHAH!
Boomeraang12: Oh, shut up! Stupid know it all!
LightningXqueen: I think we all know that I'm not stupid, I am just in fact clever, and you don't have a very expansive vocabulary.
Boomeraang14: Wha?
PrairieCat96: She's saying she's smart, you're stupid, stupid.
Boomeraang14: Oh….................Hey!
*evil smiling*
PrairieCat96: So fell free to say anything about this shipping.
Boomeraang14: Azula's a flippin' nut job! She needs to be locked up in a closet with a unicorn to make her think happy thoughts!
LightningXQueen: WHAT? A UNICORN?
PrairieCat96: That was weird…
Boomeraang14: Yeah, you heard me! A unicorn!
LightningXqueen: But they aren't real!
Boomeraang14: So? Neither are Platypus bears.
LightningXqueen: Grrr….
LightningXqueen: So, Sokka is defiantly NOT Azula's type. He's a peasant for one, he smells…
Boomeraang14: Hey! How would you know?
LightningXqueen: Oh, come on, he's greasy, a dirty peasant, it's a given that he smells! Anyhow, then he also has lame jokes…
Boomeraang14: He has AMAZING jokes! "Hey Toph, would you say you and Aang have a ROCKY relationship?!" Aaaaa….it gets me everytime…hahahaha
LightningXqueen: *slaps self on forehead* That's ridiculous. Then he's also immature…
Boomeraang14: Oh, come on! Mature people just don't know how to have fun!
LightningXqueen: Stop butting in nimrod! Any how, he's ugly…
Boomeraang14: He is NOT UGLY! I think he's devastatingly handsome!
LightningXqueen: Where do you live? A cave in the middle of a desert with a population of zero? Then he also is a disgusting carnivore…
Boomeraang14: Oh, what now, Azula's a vegetarian?
LightningXqueen: No, she's not, but she doesn't dive head first into meat, and freaks out whenever she lays eyes on it, and she doesn't eat with her mouth open.
Boomeraang14: GHFJSDHFL! That's what I say to you sir!
LightningXqueen: I am a girl.
Boomeraang14: Whatever! Now I want to make some points about Azula!
PrairieCat96: Oh, this will be good…
Boomeraang14: Azula once again is a nut job, she never wears very flattering clothes…
LightningXqueen: Why do you say that?
Boomeraang14: Hello! She wears like a military outfit! No shape! No form! Duh!
LightningXqueen: What makes you a fashion expert?
Boomeraang14: Uh! Guys like clothes that shows a girl's curves, and shape, and can show off a bit! Then she's evil, once again, she's stronger than dudes, so that defiantly a turn off…
LightningXqueen: How so?
Boomeraang14: Do you live on Mars or something? Come on, it's so obvi! Dudes want girls that are weaker than them, so they can show off and protect them!
LightningXqueen: How lame! And Suki is stronger than Sokka, so you sir are a hypocrite.
Boomeraang14: And, I mean can you see them together? If they kissed which is horrible to even think about, Azula would probably electrocute Sokka! And can't you see the wedding as a disaster. Azula starts a cake war, and actually kills people! She poisons the champagne…It's too horrible!
PrairieCat96: I can see that as an eventful wedding…She'd probably torture you after in the privacy of your home, and make you not tell anyone too or something.
LightningXqueen: Okay, I would never start a cake war, only an idiot would, but if an idiot started it, I would end it shall we say…
Boomeraang14: Uh! Can I leave now?
PrairieCat96: Uh, fine, I'd tell you to leave too LightningXqueen, but I know you won't so…blah!
LightningXqueen: Good, I think you're beginning to understand! And I would just again like to say that I would NEVER, EVER consider Sokka! He's an immature, lame, not funny, a peasant, who is an idiot!
Boomeraang14: And I would NEVER EVER, EVER! Consider Azula, she's cold man!
PrairieCat96: Whatever, let's bring in a whole lot of people for the heck of it, emoXflames, BlueXangel, Pink*Gymnast, FighterXgirl, roxyXrocks, FreeSpirit112, GloomyXremains.
emoXflames: Gosh, this might be even worse than Azulaang!
BlueXangel: Ha, that'd never work!
Pink*Gymnast: That's so wrong! Sokka's too nice of a guy for Azula! And Azula's too like mean!
FighterXgirl: Yeah, this would never work. Azula would be utterly disgusted, and Sokka would be terrified!
roxyXrocks: Seriously? That's stupid! That's impossible!
FreeSpirit112: Yeah…that's creepy…they're so not meant for each other…
GloomyXremains: Yeah…no.
PrairieCat96: Wow, no oppositions…
BlueXangel: Don't get me wrong, it would be funny to see, but Sokka's life would be in danger, and so would our eyes!
emoXflames: Sokka would drive Azula absolutely nuts, then she's kill him.
GloomyXremains: Or Sokka would go insane...then well you know...it wouldn't end pretty...you know there'd be blood...
PrairieCat96: ...Well, I think that's all we really need…bye!
So, as you can see Sokkla most likely would not work out…at all…
Thanks for reading! Please review!
