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"Are you serious!?"
Konan yelled at Deidara, shaking the blonde violently.
"Ye-e-es I-I a-am!"
Deidara yelled, words braking into smaller pieces as the bluenette shook him. The dogs simply made a single moderately loud, sharp short bark. Konan stopped shaking Deidara after a few more minutes of yelling and the dogs barking in the same tone every minute.
"Okay, I'll believe you Deidara."
Konan sighed, arms starting to burn from the constant activity. Deidara shook his head clear and looked at the dogs, avoiding direct eye contact.
"So what do we do about it?"
Kisame asked, approaching the dog that Deidara thought was Itachi. The black dog sat on the ground, slight tail wag, and each swing of only small size.
"What's Itachi saying Deidara?"
Kisame asked, looking at Deidara. The bomber looked at the dog and smiled.
"He's saying that you two could be friends un."
Deidara said with a wide smile of amusement and happiness. Kisame rolled his eyes and scratched behind the dogs' ears.
"Well, since they used to be human and are in the Akatsuki, they might have a lot of energy in them; why not give them a walk?"
Konan asked, smiling at the Labrador and the dog gave broad tail wag.
"But we don't have leashes."
Kisame said, arm around Itachi.
"They're S-ranked criminals, they won't run off like other dogs."
Konan said with a huff.
"Whatever you say…"
Hidan sighed.
"But if they are really crazy outside, you owe me twenty bucks."
Hidan continued with a wide smirk, making Konan glare at him.
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"OI, TOBI GET BACK HERE! WORTHLESS DOG!"
Both of Zetsus' sides yelled as Tobi happily dashed around, baying and avoiding trees by centimeters.
"Deidara, in dog language what is baying?"
Zetsus' white asked, out of breath.
"Um…lets see here, it means follow me, or something like that un."
Deidara said, looking a little confused.
"For us to follow him?"
Zetsus' white side asked again.
"Dude, for the other dogs to follow him."
Zetsus' black side said smartly.
"Yeah, what he said un."
Deidara said, pointing at Zetsus' black side. Just then, Konan ran by with a backpack on.
"Okay you guys, they're going NUTS, so lets toss toys for them kay?"
Konan asked in a rush, running out of breath from chasing the dogs.
"Whatever, but you owe me twenty dollars."
Hidan said with a smirk and taking out an orange disc.
"OI KAKUZU, FETCH!"
Hidan yelled, tossing the disc and getting the all dogs' attention. Kisame watched in amusement at how active Itachi was as a dog, seemed almost unreal. Itachi jumped into the air, stealing the disc and earning a prize of the other dogs chasing him for the disc, Tobi still baying. Itachi was then tackled by Kakuzu, who stole the disc and having the black dog get up and chase him, others still following in hot pursuit.
"Konan, did you bring anything else, I've got an idea."
Hidan said as Konan nodded, zipping the bag open, revealing a tennis ball. Hidan took the tennis ball out and whistled. All of the dogs stopped, Kakuzu dropping the disc.
"Come here!"
Hidan yelled, running in the direction of a small hill, dogs chasing him, baying and barks that rose in pitch. Hidan arrived at the small cliff and tossed the ball, landing in a large lake. The dogs jumped off of the cliff like hill, splashing in the water and swimming in the direction of the ball, all but one. Sasori didn't like being the small dog, watching as the others had fun. He sat on the edge of the cliff, whimpering softly as Deidara jogged up to him.
"What's the matter Sasori no Danna un?"
Deidara asked, pitying his partner as he watched the others have fun. Deidara smiled warmly and picked up the small dog, running down a small path and grabbing a small tug toy out of the pack.
"We can have out own fun un."
Deidara said with a smile and lightly tossed the rope into the shallow water as Sasori dashed after it, paddling in the water happily. Deidara smiled as Sasori stepped out of the lake and shook the water off, trotting over to him, setting the toy at Deidaras' feet. Deidara lightly tossed the toy into the lake again, never getting tired of it.
Hidan laughed as the dogs tried to grab the tennis ball, but the small waves they made from paddling were keeping them from reaching it. Pein was so close until Tobi tried to grab the ball, making it float away. When Itachi was in the way of the ball, Tobi actually thought that it was underwater, so he stuck his head underwater for a few seconds, making every one laugh so hard that they fell over. Hidan then tossed another tennis ball into the water, attracting attention from two of the four dogs. Pein and Tobi finally grabbed the tennis balls, swimming in the direction of the small beach Deidara and Sasori were hanging out. All of the dogs rushed out of the water, shaking it off, soaking Deidara and Sasori in the process, and dashing up the small path and to Hidan. Hidan grabbed the two toys and tossed them into the water again, all four dogs jumping off of the small cliff.
Deidara watched as the four large dogs struggled to grab the ball and laughed.
"They're so hyper un…"
Deidara said with a smile as he pet Sasori who was sleeping in his lap after the tenth time of tossing the rope. The small dog was wet, but Deidara didn't mind it and continued stroking the dogs' back. Deidara wondered, why did they all turn into dogs and why did Kakuzu keep his stitches, but Sasori not keeping his puppet like body? Oh well, at least the small dog wouldn't rot in the water, that's what would worry Deidara if he was still made of wood.
"Okay dogs, time to go back."
Deidara heard Konan call as the dogs grabbed the toys and dashed over to the rest of the group. Deidara wrapped his arms around the small dog and lifted him up, making sure that Sasori won't wake up and started walking as the larger dogs arrived at shore and shook the water off, trotting back up the path.
One hour had passed since they arrived at the base and settled in, dogs quickly falling asleep. Deidara watched as the dogs lie down in the middle of the living room and fall asleep one by one.
"What should we feed them? They're dogs and can't really eat human food."
Kisames voice coming from the kitchen.
"Well, lets use the food that's in Iams dog food, there's eggs, meat, wheat and bread, so lets mix those together and serve it to them."
Deidara heard Konan say smartly. Deidara sighed and continued to stroke Sasori who was in his lap as the blonde sat on the couch. Deidara wondered what they were going to do tomorrow, the dogs had A LOT of energy and had to get it out every day and some variety would keep them entertained. It was decided, they'll enter in competitions like agility. First thing to do is tell the others and then train to dogs, that simple. Or was it?
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Hey, hey, I'm done with this chapter, I'm sorry if I'm not updating my stories. :( I'm trying my best, I'm writing the third chapter to Stolen so it'll probably be up tomorrow or Sunday. Please review and no mentions of flames.