Hi everyone, sorry, I wasn't updating, I got interested in reading more than typing! XP

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After being fed, Tobi throwing up, eating his vomit and repeating the process until Konan pulled Tobi away from the pile of regurgitated food. Konan sighed after moping up the floor of Tobis' stomach contains, she walked into the living room, looking at Deidara who had fallen asleep on the couch with Sasori in his lap. Konan lightly shook Deidara awake, looking at the blond as he opened his eyes slowly.

"What un?"

Deidara asked sourly, still a little tired and rubbing the sleep out of his eyes, yawning as well.

"We should keep the dogs outside because they are unpredictable, even for the people we know best."

Konan said, stoking the small dog in the blonds lap. Deidara look a little down after her sentence, looking down at the small Pincher.

"But, they could run off un…"

Deidaras' voice was close to a whisper as he looked at the larger dogs, pinning Hidan to the floor as he cussed at them, trying to get up. Konan sighed and looked at the other dogs as well, smiling as Hidan finally stood up and tossed the rope the dogs wanted down the stairs, dogs stumbling after it.

"Okay, they should be outside for the night."

Hidan said, hair all messed up and covered in dog drool and scratch marks on his face. Konan turned to look at Deidara with her face clearly saying 'You see?' Deidara sighed in irritation and set Sasori down, waking the small dog. The larger dogs ran back up, Pein hanging onto one side of the rope and Itachi hanging on the other side, each tugging at the rope, growling playfully. Pein finally pried the rope out of Itachis' jaws and ran in the direction of Hidan, knocking him down and panting through the thick tug toy.

"Get the f*ck off, you're the f*ckn' leader of the f*ckn' Akatsuki, so stop f*ckn' playing like a f*ckn' child!"

Hidan yelled, pushing the large Labrador off of him and dusting himself off.

"Hidan, that wasn't necessary, he probably lost his original attitude and was replaced with a dogs' attitude."

Konan said, walking up to Pein and petting him on his back.

"F*ck with it…"

Hidan muttered, walking over to his room and slamming the door shut, making the whole place shake slightly. Konan shrugged and opened the door for the dogs to get outside.

"Come on puppies!"

She called joyfully as the dogs dashed in her direction, bounding outside and into the darkness. Konan closed the door and sighed, leaning on the door as she heard the dogs scratching at it on the other side.

"They want to come in Konan un."

Deidara said, looking at the door Konan was leaning on.

"Yeah, but we have to ignore it, if we open it, who knows what they would do? Tackle us, run off in a different direction to play, who knows?"

Konan sighed, locking the door and walking over to the couch in the living room. Deidara rolled his eyes and headed for his room.

"I'll see ya in the morning un, Zetsu and Kisame are in their rooms un."

Deidara said, opening the door that entered his room and closed it quietly. Konan sighed and listened to the fading barks of playfulness. She closed her eyes, deciding to sleep on the couch for that night, for the dogs would wake her up in the morning to be let in. D*mn, she should stop calling them 'the dogs'.

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"Wake up d*mn it un!!!! The dogs are missing un!!!"

Konan slowly woke up as she heard Deidara screaming in her ears, jumping on the couch. Konan finally processed what Deidara had said and shot up, knocking the blond off of her.

"They're WHAT?!"

Konan shrieked, running to the door and opening it to be met by only the wind whistling softly. Konan felt fear strike her as she looked around frantically running around the place.

"Sh*t, sh*t, SH*T!"

Konan yelled as she triple checked some places.

"No, where are they!?"

She yelled, feeling her fear radiating off of her and onto some of the others.

"Calm down Konan un, Orochimaru left a note un."

Deidara said, waving a piece of paper in front of Konans face. Konan froze. Orochimaru? Konan snatched the flimsy piece of paper out of the bombers hand and read it.

Dear remaining members of the Akatsuki,

I'm back and am taking your friends with me. They appear to be the remaining half of the Akatsuki yes? So I decided to drop by and take your friends. You'll never find me and if you ever do, you'll regret it greatly. But, I decided to enjoy a good show, so you look for my hide out, go on, try me. There'll be a pleasant surprise for each of you.

Orochimaru

Konan growled as she crumbled the piece of paper in her hand and tossed it aside.

"Stupid snake!"

She yelled in anger as she took deep breaths to calm herself.

"Calm down Konan, we should start searching right this minute."

Zetsus' white side said, walking up to the woman. Konan huffed in irritation and stomped her way into the base, slamming the door. Deidara looked at the door for a while and then looked at the other three.

"Well, should we get started un?'

Deidara said with a nervous smile as he and the remaining three jumped into the forest they're hide out rested in, searching for the snakes' lair.

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Konan was getting angrier as the weeks went by.

"Why couldn't you find them?!"

She yelled as Zetsu, who was currently hiding in his fly trap thing.

"I'm sorry Konan, but we think that the place is camouflaged."

Both of Zetsus' sides said, slightly peeking out of the fly trap. Konan leered at Zetsu, stomping out of Peins office. Zetsus' white side sighed as he melted into the ground, disappearing.

There were lots of loud crashes in the kitchen as Konan walked in.

"SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU TWO!"

Konan yelled at Hidan and Deidara who had gotten into a fight.

"Deidara was trying to blow my f*ckn' room up!"

Hidan yelled, stepping away from Deidara and pointed at the bomber.

"Oh yeah, you tried to destroy Danna's puppets un!"

Deidara yelled, pointing at the priest.

"I don't care who did what, just shut the f*ck up!"

Konan said, picking up a dough roller and smacking both friends on the head with a good whack. Deidara and Hidan walked away, grumbling and rubbing their now sore heads. Konan tossed the roller onto the messy ground and walked into the living room where Kisame was sitting on the couch. When Konan approached, Kisame got up and hastily got out of the room. Konan crossed her arms and closed her eyes, trying to calm herself down. 'Come on Konan, they're okay…' Konan though to herself, trying to convince herself to calm down.

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"My, my, what a mess…"

Orochimaru said as he stared Tobi down as the dog rolled onto his back, tail tucked between his legs, sticking to his stomach, ears flat against his head and avoiding eye contact. Orochimaru had arrived and saw the mess Tobi had created. He guessed that the dog had run through his testing lab and knocked all of the chemicals off of their shelves.

"You'll defiantly be punished for this…"

Orochimaru said with a wicked grin.

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Another week had passed and the remaining members of the Akatsuki were just sitting around the base. Deidara, Kisame and Hidan had quit looking for their partners and started to become isolated. Konan sighed and looked out the window as rain pounded against the glass, thunder rolling and lightning flashing. She sighed again and looked at Hidan and Deidara who were sitting on the ground, playing a game of cards silently. The two made up hand signs so they didn't need to speak to each other. Then Zetsu emerged from the ground, soaked. Konan shot him a glare.

"Why are you here so early?"

She said angrily, gritting her teeth.

"I-"

Zetsu started but was cut off.

"You're quitting like the others?!"

Konan yelled as she stood up from her seat on the couch and slightly startling the two who were playing poker.

"Oh, now I'm the one to go looking for them? Alone? Ugh! I can't believe you lazy people, why do you quit on such a thing!? Hidan, Deidara, I'm ashamed of you two for being the first ones to quit, you two were the most loyal towards them as dogs, why were you the first ones to quit hmm? And you Kisame, I thought you were loyal at heart, how shameful and Zetsu-"

Konan was cut off by Zetsu who covered her mouth with vines that came out of the ground.

"Konan, listen, I FOUND them…"

Zetsus' white half said as Konans' eyes widened.

"You…did? Oh my Jashin, I'm so sorry that I yelled at you Zetsu!"

Konan said, hugging Zetsu apologetically.

"It's okay, it's okay, look, we should leave tomorrow morning, it's the best bet we've got."

Zetsus' white half explained as Konan let go of the plant and looked at the others with happiness and an apologetic look in her eyes. Hidan and Deidara smirked for the first time in a LONG time.

"F*ck yeah! I can't wait to rescue them!"

Hidan said, pumping a fist into the air.

"Okay you guys, here's a map, I'll meet you there."

Zetsus' white side continued, handing a map to Konan as she grabbed it and stuffed it in her pocket.

"Okay un!"

Deidara said happily.

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Okay, I'm done with this chappie! ^^ Please review, that will help me update faster. That's the truth.